Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

You've spent a little over 22 hours so far typing/editing that paper? Holy Christ.

Maybe he fell asleep on his laptop while typing It happens.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;46730811]Maybe he fell asleep on his laptop while typing It happens.[/QUOTE] Nope.

[QUOTE=TehWhale;46730191]You've spent a little over 22 hours so far typing/editing that paper? Holy Christ.[/QUOTE] A word every ten seconds, including revising, proofreading and copy editing; that's not bad.

[QUOTE=Gar;46726975]That's how mine tends to come out too, except a little lighter even. Kinda gets on my nerves, just had to shave it. [editline]16th December 2014[/editline] In other news, as it's closing in on a year since I've taken any time off whatsoever (had to skip a few family vacations and my brother's wedding for work,) I'm finally gonna say fuck it and take a week somewhere. (In the US, can't swing Europe yet.) [/QUOTE] Wait, you missed weddings for work? Wtf, thats something to never miss and any decent workplace in the world will let you slide on that. [editline]16th December 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=gastyne;46726738]If I liked girly guys I could just as well be straight and go for a real woman. Manly men are much sexier imo.[/QUOTE] whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck up, is dat a Turtle avatar i see? More nameless fans, alright!

[QUOTE=Viva;46731168]Wait, you missed weddings for work? Wtf, thats something to never miss and any decent workplace in the world will let you slide on that.[/QUOTE] Yep, they're kind of jerks about people taking time off during the Holidays, even though it'd have been after Black Friday. Still, it would have had to have been a week off, since the wedding was in Japan and my family was going for the week. I couldn't afford airfare for less than that anyway, so oh well. From what I understand, the wedding had a live feed for people who couldn't make it...except the service decided to show an ad when they exchanged rings. Oh well, I was at work anyway :v:

Man...I've been doing really well about keeping the straight boy thirst to a minimum, but it's starting to fail. I have a friend who is just such a handsome person, physically and mentally, and Goooooooddddd I'm so attracted to him it's bad. I just want to feel his body and make out with him more than anything it's crazy That's the most TMI I'm probably ever gonna get

[QUOTE=Gar;46732104]Yep, they're kind of jerks about people taking time off during the Holidays, even though it'd have been after Black Friday. Still, it would have had to have been a week off, since the wedding was in Japan and my family was going for the week. I couldn't afford airfare for less than that anyway, so oh well. From what I understand, the wedding had a live feed for people who couldn't make it...except the service decided to show an ad when they exchanged rings. Oh well, I was at work anyway :v:[/QUOTE] if moneys an issue don't travel. keep it local. I know you like to drop a lot of money on things.

Well I've decided to drop out of Comsci. After this semester I just can't see myself programming as a career. I just can't get into it. I've been putting so much stress on myself because I wanted to graduate university as a computer scientist because I frankly was terrified I would let everyone down if I didn't. But everyone I've talked to in my family and out of my family have basically all said that I should just do what makes me happy. I really wanted to have fun programming and learn a cool skill that would put me in a pretty good career but fuck it, I just don't like programming. So I've decided to go for a PHD in history and get a job as a professor or history author, and if not I'll be the most educated retail worker in Calgary and I'm just gonna live off of a "meh" kinda of wage but I'm gonna be fucking happy dammit. Or when Putin invades Poland in 2018 I'll get drafted and die for the queen.

I'm actually pretty damn lucky it seems never to type a paper longer than 3 pages in my life. I don't know what the subject is called in America, but in Canada it's called English. It's essay writing, novel studies, poety, and of the such. I hated the subject. I never liked poetry or symbolism because there's multiple answers yet people claim their answer is right and the others are wrong. Sometimes it just seems like the answers are pulled out of people's ass. For example there was this one poem about a teenage girl and a teenage guy, and in the middle of the poem she had a bit of a breakdown because she saw two dogs having sex. Apparently she had the breakdown because she is sexually abused by her father which is probably the dumbest fucking thing I ever heard. If it's even true, the author is adding a childish yet slightly comedic scene to convey an incredibly serious issue. I also hated the teachers. I never had a good highschool english teacher. It's not because they would give me Fs or C-s, their attitude was shit. Basically if you weren't a B or higher student, they don't give a shit about you. They could practically get away with anything because english teachers were so rare (class sizes of 30+, anyone?). For example a guitar teacher who has severe anger issues (actually made me cry on my first day at school lmao) threw a chair at a student and he was still teaching at the same school like a year after that.

Most of my teachers were utter shite. One of my old algebra teachers was so horrible at handling his own class if they got rowdy, he would just stop teaching, wouldn't say or do anything for the entire class, or just fucking leave the school for the entire day. I felt pretty bad for him, since it was obvious he had some kind of problem, but it's your JOB as a teacher to be able to conduct your classroom and bring order when it's needed. If some of the kids have a problem with authority and don't give a shit, you don't just fucking leave. You do something about it. Discipline. Needless to say, it only got worse for him. Eventually, he had a complete breakdown in the middle of a lesson because some kid kept playing this loud air horn from his phone. It was pretty embarrassing and uncomfortable. One infamous run in with a terrible teacher I had which I'll never forget was in the 5th grade, when me and a friend were passing notes to eachother during a lesson. Typical student behavior. We were just fucking around and pretending to be CIA agents or something, writing stuff like "I'm gonna throw your entire family in prison!" and "I'll send an army to your house!", shit like that. Nothing abhorrent or terribly wrong. This bitch of a teacher finds us doing this and promptly takes the notes away from us. Nothing wrong with that. Just doing her duty as a teacher. Suddenly, she starts singling me out and acts all shocked about one of the notes I'd written, in which I threatened to blow up my friend's house. It had a picture of a fucking cartoon bomb on it that looked like this: [img]http://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1485208/preview/stock-footage-fuse-on-a-cartoon-bomb-burns-down-and-explodes.jpg[/img] She looks right at me with the stink eye and says "Do you think bomb threats are something to joke about?" as if I knew that a fucking harmless silly note to my friend was going to be interpreted as a threat to the school. She yanked my wrist up and basically drug me all the way up to the office. I had to sit there and watch her call my parents and tell them that I may have just THREATENED THE SCHOOL because I drew a picture of a fucking Looney Toons acme bomb on a piece of paper and discreetly gave it to my friend. You know, never mind the other notes about my friend threatening to lock my family up in Alcatraz or me sending the army to his house to take him out. She could've foiled all of our devious plans! So my poor parents had to drive all the way out to the school just because I was passing notes in class, which was really the crime I SHOULD'VE rightfully been punished for, but no. Apparently, I had made a 'threat' because of a silly drawing that I had only meant for one person. Needless to say, my parents thought the whole thing was fucking stupid and told her in kinder words to not be such an overreactive bitch. Hell, even the principal thought this was ridiculous. Best part? My friend didn't even get in trouble for anything, even though he was an active participant in this whole thing. Not that I would've wanted him to get punished like that as I did for something so dumb, just showed me how much she favored me the least.

[QUOTE=Viva;46732210]if moneys an issue don't travel. keep it local. I know you like to drop a lot of money on things.[/QUOTE] Oh I would never fly out if it wasn't dirt cheap.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46732825]Rofl you never write that long of posts. You alright?[/QUOTE] Yeah I'm fine, thank you for asking. I never write really long posts unless it's very serious (See: All my posts in the Depression Thread). I try not to talk about serious issues here in and in fast threads because I'm worried about what people will think of me in plus I realised long ago no one really gives too much of a fuck about me and my problems in here so why bother typing up paragraphs about my life. In the Depression Thread it's pretty much a judge-free zone and it's a nice place to vent because no one would ever get upset at you for venting in there.

my current facial hair consists of this [URL="http://41.media.tumblr.com/4fc5659cb8a621f8d0ea9443138f7c2b/tumblr_ngn7yryk4j1qan1a0o1_1280.jpg"]Clickity Click[/URL] Which is why i want to try and grow a full beard.

[QUOTE=cheetahben;46732182]Man...I've been doing really well about keeping the straight boy thirst to a minimum, but it's starting to fail. I have a friend who is just such a handsome person, physically and mentally, and Goooooooddddd I'm so attracted to him it's bad. I just want to feel his body and make out with him more than anything it's crazy That's the most TMI I'm probably ever gonna get[/QUOTE] I had the weirdest crush on one of my straight friends. He wasn't "my type" in any way at all but oh my god I wanted him No idea what it was

Gotta hunt for more film jobs, I really don't want to do it today so I'm going to try and do it on the weekend :(

I don't get pissed off by post ratings normally but theres a certain person on here (not in this forum) that always rates most of my posts "dumb" even when they are facts or informing someone of something. People have serious attitude problems on here.

[QUOTE=greeley;46733570]I don't get pissed off by post ratings normally but theres a certain person on here (not in this forum) that always rates most of my posts "dumb" even when they are facts or informing someone of something. People have serious attitude problems on here.[/QUOTE] People tend to be really mean on this forum.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;46733576]People tend to be really mean on this forum.[/QUOTE] But that isn't mean, i can deal with mean. But when somebody is pathetic, i just don't know how to deal with them. I would call them out but i don't know if they have a little clique or not and i'll just get gangbanged by them. They've been on here since 09 but they don't have THAT many posts.

Well we just changed ISPs from Sky to Virgin, everything is way faster now and sites aren't blocked anymore woop woop Did I miss anything?

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46734281]Just Roll being incredibly handsome and tall, some venting. [editline]18th December 2014[/editline] also fucking birds of tokyo is getting my heart going [url]http://open.spotify.com/track/1TZGMJxT3gPDkwZyfcc9ED[/url][/QUOTE] Oh are we talking about music? I've been listening to Pink Floyd and getting bummed out :c [video=youtube;JwYX52BP2Sk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk[/video]

My friend [url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=264326]Irongasm[/url] made a [url=http://puu.sh/dyqNu/85d0d682a8.jpg]drawing[/url] of me, based on [url=http://puu.sh/dsvXo/428324e3d9.jpg]this picture.[/url] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/heart.png[/img]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46734281]Just Roll being incredibly handsome and tall, some venting. [/QUOTE] Stawp you :3

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46736564]Stawp you :3[/QUOTE] tbf you have like the cutest profile pic here

Can't sleep, have this. [t]http://puu.sh/dyc5W/7d2f6c36ec.JPG[/t]

Whoa don't fall off buddy

I just weighed myself. when I got my ID in june this year I was 59kg, now I'm about 54 kg. How did I lose 11lbs in 6 months? I should probably start gaining weight, 120 lbs at 175 cm isn't that healthy.

That moment you go to submit assignment, check on previous last ones. See the one that [I]you had no fucking clue what you were writing[/I] has been marked and graded. [IMG]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1418882342.jpg[/IMG] My fucking face when, that's the highest grade you can get. [editline]17th December 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=TehWhale;46730191]You've spent a little over 22 hours so far typing/editing that paper? Holy Christ.[/QUOTE] Just to extend on this, I've finished it after working on it for 27 hours over the last 3 days and its now 23 pages long. v:v:v

"Yeah thats got a lot of words its gotta be good"

What a pointless post.