Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I'll up your kitties with my parent's kitty, Bibi. [t]http://puu.sh/eeku1/d7641f3b7e.jpg[/t]

Hey guys, time for my one in a few months postings before I get lost from how many pages I'd have to search through to keep up with conversations in this thread. I'm 21 now and chillin.

I had breakfast for the first time in the last 5 days!!!! Wooooo I just tend to feel sick in the mornings (no im not pregnant)

are you sure

no im not sure but i hope im not because that shit is going to hurt real bad.

I'm also trying for post Christmas Jobs since stores are booting out Christmas help. I'm gonna try for McDonalds and Costco.

Go all the way to college just to find we're not in today, waste of 3 hours of bus trips and £5.

I used to spend 3 hours on the bus each day to college, and then about 15 mins walking each way on top of that. It was massively depressing so I dropped out.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46882653]3 hours. Holy shit.[/QUOTE] Hour there, hour finding out we're not in then waiting for next bus, hour back.

Bought my new phone, decided on a Lumia 735.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46882663] Jesus christ.[/QUOTE] It's the same for me, except It's an hour on the train each way Unis are really bad with scheduling classes, last semester all but one class scheduled a tutorial for the last week, even though they weren't on The one that didn't schedule the class was actually on, and we had to show up to present projects or we'd fail Guess which day I didn't turn up to because nothing was scheduled

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46882739]Today I learned. Some unis and colleges are cunts when it comes to schedules.[/QUOTE] My apprenticeship course on Fridays in college IT lesson 9am-12am BIG MASSIVE GAP IT final lesson 3:30pm-4pm

I was lucky to have a somewhat regular schedule, my friend had a 6 hour break on one day each week just for a 45 min lecture, safe to say he never went.

My father tells me that during his college classes for engineering, he had to take a computer class late at night and the teacher would always sleep in the break room though it all. I found it to be the same during my computer class, except less sleeping and more doing other stuff on his computer. I also found it weird that teachers like to incorporate their beliefs are feelings into their teaching rituals, be it blatant or discrete. It is always fun sitting back and deciphering what they say.

[quote]Your item(s) is (are) being sent by UPS.[/quote] No no no no no NO ITS GONNA BE BROKEN.

[QUOTE=Reagy;46882916]No no no no no NO ITS GONNA BE BROKEN.[/QUOTE] Where abouts are you from in the UK? UPS are brilliant here, we pray that its going to be them. Hermes, Royal Mail & FedEx are the worst around my area.

[QUOTE=greeley;46882973]Where abouts are you from in the UK? UPS are brilliant here, we pray that its going to be them. Hermes, Royal Mail & FedEx are the worst around my area.[/QUOTE] Lancashire, and myHermes, Royal Mail, FedEx, UKMail and even fucking Yodel are better than UPS in this area.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46886416]let us see some of these messages[/QUOTE] It'll be Five thousand of the same kind of messages. "hey boi, lemme strecht your pussy wiiiiiiide open 4 daddeh ;)"

It snowed in Florida today. Also boy pussy is slang for asshole.

why is "boy pussy" even a thing? it shouldn't be.

It always struck me as fairly homophobic slang As in, actually afraid of homosexuality Like, nuh-uh, can't say you wanna fuck a dude's asshole, that'd be too [I]gay[/I], bro

[QUOTE=DemonElite;46886640]why is "boy pussy" even a thing? it shouldn't be.[/QUOTE] It's really unappealing

Is like the whole internet finding out these last few days about "boy pussy"? I get to know it's a thing just few days ago and now like everywhere people talks about it that they never heard of it before.

i usually read it as boipussy and frankly i wish I could use it every day since it's hilarious

Off the topic of boy pussy (learned a new phrase today I guess) I made a 12 hour drive to Portland. The traffic here makes my city look like a ghost town. Yikes.

i would love to buy a new jacket too bad florida is cold 3 months out of the year if that

the wine is the obnly thing that can heklp me escape the pain of the anime sale on stejko and I think that gabe new-el is a cuntsumer whore and that frankly that his right wing leaning from ireland to cathay are regarded as fucing dingleshit and I donb;t thing that trhed world needs another ralph wihhym fromt he singhsongs and that the world doesnt need fucking dingledrangle like adoplh sdtalin get what im saying nigga [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting / PUI? Don't do this, okay?" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;46888328]I got a new hoodie! [t]http://i.imgur.com/xIiQ9Yj.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Reminded me of the Cry of Fear hoodie Simon wore. Looked that up and it turns out there is a store that sells them. Going to google other clothes for other games now as well.

[QUOTE=DemonElite;46886640]why is "boy pussy" even a thing? it shouldn't be.[/QUOTE] It sounds kinda disgusting imo.

wtf boypussy omg that shit's awful, hahaha