Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Viva;46889443]wtf boypussy omg that shit's awful, hahaha[/QUOTE] Gays are the worst, they come up with the worst slang. [sp]"Aw yeah daddy, I want you to stick your cum pump in my mancunt and fill me up"[/sp]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;46889463]Gays are the worst, they come up with the worst slang. [sp]"Aw yeah daddy, I want you to stick your cum pump in my mancunt and fill me up"[/sp][/QUOTE] whoever says that has no idea how to talk dirty.

[QUOTE=Viva;46889475]whoever says that has no idea how to talk dirty.[/QUOTE] I suddenly want to slap my past self

hahahaha thats a good sign, means you've improved. I still maintain that if you could go back in time and see your 13 year old self and NOT want to slap him, you still have some growing up to do.

[QUOTE=Viva;46889497]hahahaha thats a good sign, means you've improved. I still maintain that if you could go back in time and see your 13 year old self and NOT want to slap him, you still have some growing up to do.[/QUOTE] Eh my 13 year old self was kinda okay Who i really want to slap is 18-19 year old me those were some really dark times

The mother of one of my old primary school friends met me today when my mum and I went to the hospital to meet her uncle. She says, "I didn't know it was you! When I saw the long hair I was just confused, I didn't know whether you were a girl or a boy." Yo. I have facial hair. >:|

[IMG]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1420819941.jpg[/IMG] This is why I hate UPS, I wanna have a shower but I have to wait all day because the fuckers never come on the day they list as "Out for Delivery", I bet its gonna go back to the depot at 8pm. Nevermind the fact they can't make their fucking minds up which depot to go from, I'm between Manchester and Preston, just fucking pick one holy shit.

Its like PostNL over here, "Your package will arive betwheen 8 and 8 on <date here>". And then the whole day long you don't/cant want to leave the house or take a shower. Because the package is going to arrive right at those 30 minutes you aren't around.

cant you guys just ask a neighbour to hold onto it for you while youre gone?

Well it finally arrived, and the phones really nice. Just need to butcher my sim card now. :v:... [editline]9th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen006;46892348]cant you guys just ask a neighbour to hold onto it for you while youre gone?[/QUOTE] Lot of couriers wont do this because it makes them liable over the package, unless you state for them to do it on their delivery notices they wont do it, even if you leave a note on the door.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;46892348]cant you guys just ask a neighbour to hold onto it for you while youre gone?[/QUOTE] Can't do that when you need to sign for it.

Pick up locations should be more of a thing, most delivery times are during when most people at work. I'm not a delivery guy but I'd assume most deliveries they do must end up going back to the warehouse.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;46892528]Pick up locations should be more of a thing, most delivery times are during when most people at work. I'm not a delivery guy but I'd assume most deliveries they do must end up going back to the warehouse.[/QUOTE] Is that not common in the UK? Here I can just specify if I want to pick it up at one of their own locations or an authorized pickup/shipping center, At least with Fedex or UPS (iirc).

Some people blew up a bank in my hometown to rob it. D:

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;46894225]God damn. Wow. Any injured?[/QUOTE] It happened around 3AM, there was nobody working

But it hurt the poor vault door :( All it ever wanted to do was keep its precious stacks of money babies safe... [editline]9th January 2015[/editline] For context on the new page: [QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46894214]Some people blew up a bank in my hometown to rob it. D:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] Did anybody get hurt?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;46894237]It happened around 3AM, there was nobody working[/QUOTE]

Ever get that feeling that you've been living part of your life wrong, and you've been stagnating for the past year or two throwing away your youth when you can make up your indecisive mind? And then all it takes is one little thing to go wrong and you realize you've been a total fuck up from the start and regret taking the paths you've chosen for yourself when you could have just taken the harder but smarter route? I did today :(

[t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1420883560.jpg[/t] Weee got phone setup, just need to get the sim now. The unofficial steam chat app also works better than the official android/iphone one. :v:

that's a pretty lewd phone background

spoiler alert: It's also his desktop wallpaper at his job :v:

[QUOTE=Xieneus;46895737]that's a pretty lewd phone background[/QUOTE] No worse than my last one. [t]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1420899416.jpg[/t] [editline]10th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;46895751]spoiler alert: It's also his desktop wallpaper at his job :v:[/QUOTE] What job, I'm at college. :v:

College can be considered a job. It's demanding enough at times. [editline]9th January 2015[/editline] Also having a tough time figuring out how to separate my online life and my professional life. The two are dangerously blending, and I'd rather random people not find what I browse on reddit/connect my online name to my real name.

jesus, that background

So I bought Reccetear. and this weekend I'm gonna apply for Costco and such. Otherwise I'm just listening to music, eating crackers, drinking strawberry juice and chilling.

So, I'm feeling weird about the whole threesome situation from a few weeks back. Just to sum it up, I was at a party hosted by a good friend of mine and his boyfriend. For the past couple of years I spent almost all of my weekends at their place so we're pretty close. The hosts boyfriend (who I normally don't see a lot) was up to all sorts of kinky shenanigans that evening, and since I was drunk and high and not all that unattracted to him, I went along with it. I know that they have a pretty open relationship and often invite a third into their bedroom, plus, it was mostly harmless stuff, we snuck into the bedroom and switched clothes, kinky, yes but not directly sexual. In the end It was really late and I was the last guest so they invited me to sleep over. Host's bf insisted I slept in bed with them, naked and since we often do questionable stuff such as streaking in the park at night I didn't think much of it. Well, then we sexed. The host wasn't too keen on the idea, joined in for a bit but also left us to ourselves for some time. The thing is, their relationship seems not to be going too well. The host is a very pragmatic character and, even though they have been together for ages, considers moving to another town, leaving his boyfriend behind if he can't or doesn't want to come along. I've only recently noticed the gravity of this whole situation. Now I'm feeling like I've been used in some sort of revenge plot in their crumbling relationship. I don't know, the thought doesn't make me particularly happy

When to go check on kitten, turns out he's asleep in the sink of our downstairs toilet. :v:

[QUOTE=Reagy;46899044]When to go check on kitten, turns out he's asleep in the sink of our downstairs toilet. :v:[/QUOTE] Cats love sinks, until one day you'll use them without looking at 4am, and the cat gets a very cold and wet surprise.

-happy faces and rainbows and other beautiful things-

So I got into Space Dandy. I've never watched anime before, but I really feel like I've missed out. It's awesome. Oh and the Meow character is really cute too.

College class starts on tuesday. Excited as hell