Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43190909]Congrats on your new slampiece.[/QUOTE] Actually, if we were living close by, like when we both lived up in Fargo, I'd be dating him in a heartbeat. He's pretty fucking perfect.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;43185998]Doesn't your boyfriend read your forum posts?[/QUOTE] Not really, on occasion he hops on FP if bored and might hit this thread but I don't think he's been here in a month It's all good now they found the wallet. I was just stressed out over it because of all the other stuff he's got going on and yet despite me constantly having to remind him about his wallet due to losing it before he still managed to leave it there :\ [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=mysteryman;43189224]Not that i don't HATE them, i hate spending time with them. Being home to me is like going over a grandparents house when you're 13. You're bored, there's nothing to do, old stuff around, and everyone's just talking about how big you're getting. It's freezing cold in my house too since my father is really anal about the thermostat, it's hard to get privacy, and i have to deal with my dad constantly criticizing me and everyone else in my family about everything small. Never something large, always something insignificant. "WHY DID YOU BUY A CHEESEBURGER? WE HAVE CHICKEN BREASTS FROZEN IN THE FREEZER YOU COULD HAVE COOKED" "WHY ARE YOU UP AT 2 AM, GO TO BED YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT". It just feels like when i'm home, i've regressed and i feel like a child again, not a 20 year old university Sophomore. I can't feel like an adult while i'm here.[/QUOTE] My mom did the same shit. Always making big deals over nothing. Its like after we had my little sister born she suddenly wanted us to fit exactly her ridiculous vision of the perfect american family from the 50's and would overly flip out when things didn't go exactly as she wanted them to. Haven't talked to her in years. I feel bad because she obviously wants to talk and misses me and such but its like... we have hardly any common ground, she sued my dad for house money, and always gets angry at us when things don't go exactly as she plans (and she plans out EVERYTHING).

You guys make me glad my parents aren't incredibly overbearing, I have to move back with them at the end of this month. Aside from my dad being homophobic and almost constantly volunteering me to do things for other people without even asking me first, they're pretty laid back.

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;43191895]My parents have never really been strict with anything, since I never really gave them a reason to be. Wasn't rebellious, wasn't trouble-making; I didn't really like doing that sort of stuff because they gave me so much freedom to do things and I didn't want to lose any of it. Now I pay rent and my own bills and get to do pretty much anything I want around here, in response. :v: In other news, I got my vanity plate today. [t]http://i.imgur.com/r0bxN5b.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] That's a fuckin' awesome license plate lol

cant shovel anymore snow make it STOPppPP

[QUOTE=Xieneus;43192131]cant shovel anymore snow make it STOPppPP[/QUOTE] EAT THE SNOW. YOU CAN DO IT, XIENEUS I BELIEVE IN YOU

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43192275]EAT THE SNOW. YOU CAN DO IT, XIENEUS I BELIEVE IN YOU[/QUOTE] Not the yellow snow, though. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43192275]EAT THE SNOW. YOU CAN DO IT, XIENEUS I BELIEVE IN YOU[/QUOTE] no

[QUOTE=Xieneus;43192915]no[/QUOTE] yes

no

Gotta shovel some snow,

snow drops your core temperature too fast don't do it you'll die

I died once. It was cool.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43193075]I died once. It was cool.[/QUOTE] Obviously, your core temperature dropped too fast. Darn snow.

[QUOTE=Gray001;43193152]Obviously, your core temperature dropped too fast. Darn snow.[/QUOTE] It's okay though I'm Rasputin

[QUOTE=Xieneus;43192985]no[/QUOTE] xieneus just accept me I know you want to

[QUOTE=Arthamus;43190118]I feel so much better now. Furries hop mates as fast as a rabbit breeds, and it's hilarious.[/QUOTE] Our world would be so interesting if this was a thing. Also terrible because overpopulation.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43193772]Our world would be so interesting if this was a thing. Also terrible because overpopulation.[/QUOTE] I've often wanted to live in a near-distant future where we have the Moon and Mars populated, and there are not only anthropomorphic creatures, but like aliens and robots and shit. Like Skyrim meets Mass Effect and/or Star Wars or somethin'. I think it'd be fun and make for some nice variety.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43193784]I've often wanted to live in a near-distant future where we have the Moon and Mars populated, and there are not only anthropomorphic creatures, but like aliens and robots and shit. Like Skyrim meets Mass Effect and/or Star Wars or somethin'. I think it'd be fun and make for some nice variety.[/QUOTE] But nearly every person in Skyrim is a racist.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43194157]But nearly every person in Skyrim is a racist.[/QUOTE] And they don't give a shit if you just saved a town from a dragon, instead the guards still ask if "someone stole your sweetroll?"

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43194157]But nearly every person in Skyrim is a racist.[/QUOTE] If racism worked like it did in Skyrim it would literally never change anything though The full extent of it would be the occasional rude comment

Plus they have the conversational skills of a tin of baked beans. [editline]15th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;43194178]If racism worked like it did in Skyrim it would literally never change anything though The full extent of it would be the occasional rude comment[/QUOTE] But think of the youtube comments! "leave it to the redgards to ruin sporting events. this is eXACTLY why we need stronger border patrol" "smelly ass bretons go back to high rock you fuckin savages" "suck my dick u mead-sipper" "kajits is gay"

but kajits IS gay

Khajiit look weird and I don't like them and they smell. Argonian best race

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43194317]Khajiit look weird and I don't like them and they smell. Argonian best race[/QUOTE] Agreed, you can't compete with dem scales. Dat underwater breathing, dat poison resistance

Every khajit sounds like they're doing the worst Batman/Marge Simpson impression ever to me. Also Imperials for life (actually I'm an argonian on this playthrough forgive me talos)

I like khajiits, but I can never stick with playing as them. I tried once, named myself Cat-amari, proceeded to steal countless baskets and other useless crap. I hoarded all of my stuff near one of those empty towers outside the gates of Whiterun. [thumb]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/650997586498539525/F98193678D0393423F36C52D054C2BA47E4461BF/[/thumb]

I fucking hate accidentally picking up baskets and forgetting that I have them. I'll look in my inventory and realize that I have 5 baskets that I just swiped by mistake cuz of my thievish tendencies.

I don't think I ever hoarded anything in the game, apart from the arrows and gold. The rest of my equipment were lightweight and made to boost sneaking/archery so I could carry a fuck load of the loot and sell it later for some money.

Also Skyrim is boring as tits unless it has mods.