Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

So has anyone tried DayZ standalone yet? Is it worth putting in the $30 to help make it better or is it hopeless?

[img]http://puu.sh/5P2PX.jpg[/img] Thanks, Heavy! [editline]16th December 2013[/editline] Actually, just thank you to all of my friends who gift me games outta the blue. Love you guys <3

I'm glad I don't get gifted games, it makes me kinda sad seeing how much I loved them as a child, but I just don't enjoy videogames anymore

I'm glad I don't get gifted games much because I usually get sad because I have a hard time paying them back. I just can't take the game without feeling like I must give the guy something back for it

Okay what the fuck is with GMod servers having un-closable advertisements? I can't even opoen my console to DC from the server I have to shut down GMod altogether. They lag my client and on 2 of the 5 servers I couldn't even close them even after they finished their annoying, somehow-continuing-even-though-GMod-is-alt-tabbed bullshit. Also I want to try DarkRP but whenver I join a server I get no help from anyone and I even once, upon typing in the 'ooc' chat, got banned for 'spamming' when I sent 4 messages within only 10 minutes asking what the fuck to even do.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43206120]Okay what the fuck is with GMod servers having un-closable advertisements? I can't even opoen my console to DC from the server I have to shut down GMod altogether. They lag my client and on 2 of the 5 servers I couldn't even close them even after they finished their annoying, somehow-continuing-even-though-GMod-is-alt-tabbed bullshit.[/QUOTE] This happens on a lot of Source games now, and I just hate it so much

I don't think it should really count as a gift if you expect the other person to pay you back for it. That'd be like "Man thanks for the cool thing this christmas mum" "Yeah no problem son, that was £80 so I'll expect that by this friday" :v:

I remember with some expensive presents I got, my parents paid half and I paid half.

I feel bad anytime anyone gifts me anything as well. Most of my games are just things that people gifted me of their own device :v: One of my best friends spent $100 just to get FC3 for me, even though I repeatedly insisted that he don't. I still owe him big time.

Nothing more fun than having your dog in a headlock, with your entire hand in their mouth wrestling to pull out a chicken bone. And failing.

Try having to wrestle a full size dead bird out of your brother's dog's jaws. God the smell that day.

I had to wrestle a chicken bone from my dogs mouth with my gran. Thankfully we keep em well out the way now. I had to wash my hands like 8 times over. And I cannot count the number of times back at my old house where I'd come down in the morning and there'd be feathers all over the bottom of the stairs where the cats brought in a dead bird :v:

I honestly can't stand dog saliva. I know it's supposedly clean or some shit, but it just feels grooooossss

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43206722]I honestly can't stand dog saliva. I know it's supposedly clean or some shit, but it just feels grooooossss[/QUOTE] I love/hate my dog when he always licks at my face every morning to wake me up so I can take him out on mornings.

I can stand when they lick my face and stuff. I just don't like them licking anywhere near my hands, especially the palm.

My dog farted once and it was quite possibly the most horrendous thign I've ever smelt in my whole life.

German Shepard and Boxer farts are the absolute worst. [editline]16th December 2013[/editline] Boy all this fart talk is stimulating.

On the not so gassy side of things, my dog also does this brilliant thing, she ends up running on the spot in our hallway before running because of the floor material. It's like something out of a cartoon, she's still, but her legs are moving, then suddenly she just bolts off :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43207997]On the not so gassy side of things, my dog also does this brilliant thing, she ends up running on the spot in our hallway before running because of the floor material. It's like something out of a cartoon, she's still, but her legs are moving, then suddenly she just bolts off :v:[/QUOTE] We named our old dog Scooter. Because he scooted on the floor tiles/linoleum when he tried to run.

In case anyone's wondering what Mexican Christmas looks like: [t]https://24.media.tumblr.com/f96f86d1a90e9ac17ee97d3375a012d7/tumblr_mxx9yjbLjL1r2r2gro1_1280.jpg[/t] That's about 120 tamales.

My dog trots when he walks and it's cute as all hell. He's the shape of a dog but has the trot of a horse and the white butt of a deer. If I put antlers on him and took him for a walk at night nobody would know what's going on.

[QUOTE=Stinky;43208334]In case anyone's wondering what Mexican Christmas looks like: [t]https://24.media.tumblr.com/f96f86d1a90e9ac17ee97d3375a012d7/tumblr_mxx9yjbLjL1r2r2gro1_1280.jpg[/t] That's about 120 tamales.[/QUOTE] [I]HOT TAMALES THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD[/I] [sp]I'm sorry I couldn't resist[/sp]

So I have a girlfriend right now but I always wanted to "be with" my guy friend who always seems to like my company. He probably has influenced me more than anyone else and has taught me things that's improved my life than I can think of. For example, I used to walk pretty strange, but then I realized I wasn't going heel-to-toe. I've gone nearly 17 years walking really strange and nobody has ever told me but him. He's a loner in my book even though he has boy scout friends, but he doesn't seem to "link" towards them as much as he does to me. I've chilled at his house lots of times, we both like our tastes in literature, vidya and science, and in all honesty, I just think he's gorgeous. Like damn, I know he's seen as "pale as a ghost" but he's just so handsome and interesting. Thing is though, we're both pretty shy when we're near each other, but usually I have the courage to break the ice and start a conversation. He usually makes jokes about coming onto me and shit, but I just don't know if he's pretending to be funny or not. That said though, I always kind of blush when he makes those jokes and he notices, but doesn't make much of it. He doesn't have any interest in girls, he usually smiles when I say things, and just a whole bunch of things would lead to me thinking that he's gay for me. But if he's making all this up when I open up to him, my life is pretty much fucked as he'll spread it to his boy-scout friends and eventually the whole school will know "what the outcast has finally become". So what I'm asking is if I should wait for him to "open up" on me or is there a way to tell if he's just being humorous before I drop the ball on him?

[QUOTE=Vault;43208902]-text-[/QUOTE] Just for reference, how are you and your girlfriend faring both in general and in comparison to the guy friend you like. Furthermore, are you sure that know if you actually like your friend or are you just randomly crushing on him?

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43208942]Just for reference, how are you and your girlfriend faring both in general and in comparison to the guy friend you like. Furthermore, are you sure that know if you actually like your friend or are you just randomly crushing on him?[/QUOTE] It's more of like a "we're friends but we won't make the baby" relationship. As for the guy, whenever I see him I'm like "oh shit it's him" and I just try to not crumble down. To answer the other question, I've been friends with him for a long while, but I'm not positive that he's just playing around with me.

[QUOTE=Vault;43208974]It's more of like a "we're friends but we won't make the baby" relationship. As for the guy, whenever I see him I'm like "oh shit it's him" and I just try to not crumble down. To answer the other question, I've been friends with him for a long while, but I'm not positive that he's just playing around with me.[/QUOTE] Regardless of what happens with the guy friend, I'd say end it with the relationship-girlfriend, then. It seems like that relationship is at a dead end. As for the guy friend, I'd suggest try 'joking around' with him back to see where it leads? Or maybe get him into a 'dare' or something for just a kiss and judge his reaction by that. [sp]lol gay chicken.[/sp] Wait for some others' advices, though. This is just my 2 cents.

You could ask him under the pretense that he jokes around about it so much that you're not sure if he's being serious or not anymore or something like that. Like implied that you're wondering about him and stuff, that way it might not look as much as you coming out to your friend but wondering if he wants to come out to you... if that makes sense :v: Perhaps pay attention to how he takes you saying that and his body language. If it looks like he's hesitant and taking it seriously, then you can ask it more straightforward and ask if he has feelings for you. If he does and it seems like he wants to be with you, then maybe confess your feelings to him and see where it goes from there. That's just my two cents, not sure if this is good advice, either

[t]http://www.coinfacts.com/two_cents/1864_two_cents_rev.jpg[/t] This is just my two cents. But really tho I dunno if trying to ask pretend jokingly is a good idea because he might want to say something but he might not know if you're joking or not so he could just joke back. I'd say you should evaluate the risks of flat out asking him and seeing if you really like him enough to take them.

This guy I guess really likes me. I like it personality a lot but I don't like him like that. What do I do?!

[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;43209379]This guy I guess really likes me. I like it personality a lot but I don't like him like that. What do I do?![/QUOTE] Tell him no?