Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Gray001;43223111]I love winter, exactly because it's depressing! It's cold, it's wet, everyone's rifled with diseases and flu and colds, you can't go anywhere because of the snow and if you try and walk you break your ass in half because of the ice! Yaaaay, winter![/QUOTE] Aren't you a constant flow of sunshine.

The wind nearly stole my shopping [editline]18th December 2013[/editline] Then the wind changed and blew the bag into my legs and nearly tripped me over. Fuck you wind. [editline]18th December 2013[/editline] There's a "severe" level weather alert for Ireland :( [editline]18th December 2013[/editline] Rip chikkin

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43221770]Oh no the weather sucks im going to town rip me[/QUOTE] The wind was so strong it made my nose runny. I'm pretty sure I had an NDE when the liquid nitrogen rain hit my face. It wasn't as bad as I expected really, but boy it looked miserable just before we went out. Dark, rainy, windy and just generally horrid :v:

holy fucking shit i'm starting to crack here with my bad circulation. It's to such a bad extent that it actually causes me to sweat in my underarms due to it. The sweating is literally triggered when my hands and feet and numb and cold for extended periods which is nearly 24 hours a day during the winter. I'm built for the summer but i love the winter and even enjoy the cold, BUT NOT FUCKING THIS. Just to paint you a picture, i lose a significant amount of articulation in my hands and feet during the winter and they are both frequently completely numb. My fingers and toes are noticeably colder to a significantly larger difference from the rest of my body.

That isn't right, see a doc.

It's literally bad circulation. There's absolutely nothing a doctor can do to help. The only temporary thing that can aide it is exercise, to force the blood to flow around. But i stress the temporary.

I'm usually a jerk to people and they find it hot for some reason. I'm also a sensitive naked man.

[QUOTE=All of Asgard;43224528]I'm usually a jerk to people and they find it hot for some reason. I'm also a sensitive naked man.[/QUOTE] Deep down inside, we're all naked really.

Deep down? The only thing between you and my naked body is a thin layer of cotton. Edit: [video][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCt3Tjpfaro[/URL][/video] 1:50

thats kinda sexy

[QUOTE=zurf3r;43224746]thats kinda sexy[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.theorganicprepper.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/cotton-field.jpg[/IMG] o yeah

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43224736]Deep down? The only thing between you and my naked body is a thin layer of cotton.[/QUOTE] And global warming isn't making these layers of cotton any thicker. Is it just me or is it hot in here?

Being dressed normally and standing near someone now sounds just that little bit more suggestive when you put it like that. Edit: Wow, you make a reply to one post then 3 turn up at once

[video=youtube;fcS23zFmc3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcS23zFmc3k[/video] George knows what's up. [editline]18th December 2013[/editline] All this talk about nakedness is making me want some naked snuggles. Oh yes. [editline]18th December 2013[/editline] [video=youtube;payDsNKcRKQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ[/video] I love Seinfeld.

then why don't you MARRY HIM???????????? oh

How do I tell my family to stop making gay jokes around me all the time? They think they are being funny but it's fucking rude.

Christmas !

I'm going to paint my balls red and green and decorate my 'christmas tree' this year.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;43225154]I'm going to paint my balls red and green and decorate my 'christmas tree' this year.[/QUOTE] Does the star on the end of your tree point to Bethlehem.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43225129]How do I tell my family to stop making gay jokes around me all the time? They think they are being funny but it's fucking rude.[/QUOTE] Just.. tell them that you don't like it? I dunno why that'd be a problem.

I don't usually find any type of joke offensive, as long as it's funny.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43225129]How do I tell my family to stop making gay jokes around me all the time? They think they are being funny but it's fucking rude.[/QUOTE] I know this feeling, at first it was pretty haha but now they do it all the time. I'm probably just gonna pull them up on it at some point and just ask them to stop, might not be that easy for you though unfortunately.

[QUOTE=Gray001;43225245]Just.. tell them that you don't like it? I dunno why that'd be a problem.[/QUOTE] Arguing would be a problem. I need to find out a way to say it without causing an argument.

If you ask them nicely to stop and they don't, that's them being douchebags, not you starting an argument.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43225261]I don't usually find any type of joke offensive, as long as it's funny.[/QUOTE] At first I didn't care but they fucking constantly have to remind me I'm gay like I don't fucking already know. I think I'm going to tell them that them constantly doing this is the same as the recent WWYD (What would you do) episode that was on the other day with the employer making midget jokes to the guy. Pretty sure that will make them stop. But I can already imagine them saying "We are only joking stop taking it so seriously" or "We can joke like that because we are family".

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43225315]At first I didn't care but they fucking constantly have to remind me I'm gay like I don't fucking already know. I think I'm going to tell them that them constantly doing this is the same as the recent WWYD (What would you do) episode that was on the other day with the employer making midget jokes to the guy. Pretty sure that will make them stop. But I can already imagine them saying "We are only joking stop taking it so seriously" or "We can joke like that because we are family".[/QUOTE] Are your family good folks besides? And how long have you been open with them about you being gay?

About 6 months. And they are kinda good, if arguing everyday counts as good.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43224155]It's literally bad circulation. There's absolutely nothing a doctor can do to help. The only temporary thing that can aide it is exercise, to force the blood to flow around. But i stress the temporary.[/QUOTE] I hear this is a problem that tall and/or skinny folks tend to have :( My ex a few years back always had cold hands because he was so tall.

my friends tell gay jokes all the time, both in general and directed towards me. Quite frankly though i couldn't give a shit. Even if they're bad jokes or even if they were at my expense to inflict insult. I really just don't care nor do i really mind.

I think I dodged a bullet. I'm just over 6'6" and never had any circulation issues. Pulled high Gs flying aerobatics and never passed out.