Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I remember trying the leaked beta (alpha?) before it was released. I thought it was alright at best, so I just ignored the series afterward. I have the Origin bundle one now, but no motivation to download. I think the biggest turnoff was the pure linearity of it, with the whole "you can go B route instead of A", rather than a (seemingly) open map, where you can just not pay attention to the story and punch Korean soldiers in the face, then throw them to the sharks.

Admittedly, Crysis isn't great. I obtained the original via alternate methods (yarr harr me maties) and thought it was pretty mediocre. I just thought that the sequel would be a PC game, rather than a console one. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Warez" - Craptasket))[/highlight]

The Origin HumbleBundle is the only one I ahven't bought because lol-origin Anywho, Crysis 1 is fantastic and Warhead is great, too. I haven't advanced in one part because i keep getting distracted by being able to pick up a bird and run around with it invisible so they all aim at the bird but never fire.

I tried playing Crysis 2, but it had like three kinds of blur effects and made me motion sick.

Happy Winter Solstice, y'all. <3

Still bored outta my skull. Also, I think most of my family's SNES and N64 games are out in the garage in a box that isn't currently reachable. Dammit.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43264438]Happy Winter Solstice, y'all. <3[/QUOTE] That means the days will be getting longer now. I'm sick of seeing the sun set at 5 pm.

crysis 1 was only good for 3 things: 1. the physics 2. the editor/ maps made out of physic props 3. benchmarking.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43264628]crysis 1 was only good for 3 things: 1. the physics 2. the editor/ maps made out of physic props 3. benchmarking.[/QUOTE] and throwing goofy looking North Koreans by their throats

It's going to be 74F outside for christmas!

So my female gecko laid eggs last night. Now to wait and see what happens.

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43264628]crysis 1 was only good for 3 things: 1. the physics 2. the editor/ maps made out of physic props 3. benchmarking.[/QUOTE] It's no masterpiece but I did find it great fun to play. Story-wise, yeah not so much, but the gameplay is fairly solid.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;43265752]So my female gecko laid eggs last night. Now to wait and see what happens.[/QUOTE] Do Geckos only lay eggs when they're pregnant? Or do they lay them as and when they appear, like a chicken, because I'm guessing a fried gecko egg tastes amazing

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;43265752]So my female gecko laid eggs last night. Now to wait and see what happens.[/QUOTE] You're gonna be a dad :D

It's 54f here in the middle of December. (That's 12c for everyone else) What kind of fucking winter is this?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43266035]It's 54f here in the middle of December. (That's 12c for everyone else) What kind of fucking winter is this?[/QUOTE] Better than -40 degree cold winter, even if the weather sucks? :v:

Well, blistering cold doesn't sound fun, but it certainly doesn't feel Christmasy :c

I'm praying for a sudden snow barrage come Christmas Day. That'd be sweet

whoa.. this damn thread moves so fast.. also.. intoxication.. its a bad thing.. but meh..

Intoxication isn't necessarily bad. Doing bad things while intoxicated is bad.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43266314]Intoxication isn't necessarily bad. Doing bad things while intoxicated is bad.[/QUOTE] I guess people keep saying i stay friendly.. just a bit more open.. And it calms my worries.. fears.. etc.. which i currently seem to have a lot of..

If anyone wants to get me Egg Nog please do <3 i love me some egg nog.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43266692]If anyone wants to get me Egg Nog please do <3 i love me some egg nog.[/QUOTE] Alright then, just get over here in Finland first and I'll tell you where to find me. The eggnog will be waiting on the dinner table when you arrive.

I've never had eggnog...

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;43266743]Alright then, just get over here in Finland first and I'll tell you where to find me. The eggnog will be waiting on the dinner table when you arrive.[/QUOTE] I'll be over in several years.

[QUOTE=garychencool;43267025]I've never had eggnog...[/QUOTE] You haven't lived.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;43266743]Alright then, just get over here in Finland first and I'll tell you where to find me. The eggnog will be waiting on the dinner table when you arrive.[/QUOTE] smells a little snakey to me

What the hell is eggnog anyway?

[QUOTE=Vilusia;43267172]You haven't lived.[/QUOTE] I haven't lived apparently. AMA

[QUOTE=Rents;43267238]What the hell is eggnog anyway?[/QUOTE] The drink from the Gods themselves.