Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;43355367]I wish I could play it but my PC is rubdish. Also I'm in coldness and backpain yet it feels good. This is bad?[/QUOTE] Well, possibly.. or perhaps you just have a thing for pain?

Or maybe I've learned how to turn pain into power. Or maybe it's just my attempts to allieviate the pain and clodness that are feeling good.

At work today, someone put 50 cents on the counter and said "Here, have a tip" I was a bit surprised, and must have looked ungrateful because he took it back saying he would give it to charity.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;43355467]At work today, someone put 50 cents on the counter and said "Here, have a tip" I was a bit surprised, and must have looked ungrateful because he took it back saying he would give it to charity.[/QUOTE] You should have just stared at him angrily and demanded a better tip.

Tips in Australia, either tiny or non existent.

[QUOTE=Animosus;43355532]Tips in Australia, either tiny or non existent.[/QUOTE] Ive gotten 3 since I started working last December. One was a few weeks ago for like 35 cents, the other was the other day for a dollar, and today was my 3rd which i didn't even get. There's a bakery 2 shops down from where I work, with an all young girl staff, and they regularly have like 20-50 dollars in tips when I go in.

I don't know anyone that's gotten a tip for whatever job they do in Australia. $20-$50 tips are pretty damned good actually.

Apparently when my father goes on business trips overseas with other co-workers he sometimes has to explain to them how much a lot of people rely on tips in some places. Tips here is like "oh I have a five cent coin that won't fit in my wallet, you can have it." Suggesting tipping for $5, $10 or $20 is like "What! Why?" [editline]30th December 2013[/editline] Mind you I had a friend who got a $10 tip for doing some kind of clapping code when delivering some people a pizza. Though they are the same people who gave him a marijuana laced brownie and only told him after about the marijuana (he was delivering them pizza at the time and had to tell his boss he was high when he got back to the store :v:).

Next year when I travel, It's going to have to be something I remember to do most of the time. When my Dad got back from the US last year, he told me about the dirty, dirty looks he got when he never tipped anyone there, simply because living in Australia his whole life, he wasn't used to the idea. Last time I went to the US and UK I wasn't the one paying for food (I was only young), so I had no real idea of it.

I didn't realize tips were such an uncommon thing in Australia. Now I feel kind of bad for making that joke.

Welp I fell asleep on my back again.... I can't EVER sleep on my back unless I'm in a super deep sleep because I have severe nightmares, sleep paralysis, and this weird thing where I make noise in my sleep and can't wake up. The last thing happened to me this time. In my dream I was at coding school and had a bunch of coding work. After a while the work started piling up so I started screaming until everything turned black. After a couple seconds my vision started flashing and that's when I heard my brother calling my name. As soon as he shook my leg I woke up. He told me I was screaming in my sleep so loud that it woke him up. I'm too scared to sleep again now.

Sleep Paralysis sounds like one of the scariest experiences someone could endure.

It is. Gah now I'm having a panic attack.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43355825]Sleep Paralysis sounds like one of the scariest experiences someone could endure.[/QUOTE] I once had sleep paralysis where a spider crawled into my eye and layed eggs, and then the eggs hatched and then the tiny spiders came out of my eye and crawled over my face and dug holes in my skin.

Oh my fuck no no no nono I would not wish this on my worst enemy

[QUOTE=Cold;43355865]I once had sleep paralysis where a spider crawled into my eye and layed eggs, and then the eggs hatched and then the tiny spiders came out of my eye and crawled over my face and dug holes in my skin.[/QUOTE] I swear I once saw something very similar to that happen in a movie. I ended up having nightmares after and now I can't get with in three feet of a spider.

Most of the time its not that fucked up tho.

Still doesn't sound fun in the slightest.

I want lewd sleep paralysis

I want to be able to sleep peacefully without awful shit happening. Or rather, imagining awful shit.

It's not sleep paralysis, but I've had an out of body experience once, which turned out to be the most fucking horrifying thing ever.

Sleep paralysis sucks. It happens to me once in a while.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;43352802]I just played six hours of Saints Row IV. So ridiculous. [editline]29th December 2013[/editline] I'm a robot dinosaur. [t]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/506952434794528927/B475FADD4E3ABDD5B68EA3E6675EB80A0D3B78C6/[/t][/QUOTE] Yes, it's insanely fun.

Ehh, I disliked Saints Row 3+. Felt like I was being treated like an infant constantly. Saints Row 4 was funny sometimes, at least. Also, gonna meet that guy soon. If I don't make it back, tell my wife I said "hello".

I loved Saints Row 4, there were some parts where it could be annoying and a little tedious but for the most part it was one of the most fun games I've played this year. I mean to be fair there isn't much like wallrunning up a building, jumping off the top then charging down and causing a nuclear explosion on impact. It's pretty swell.

I'm awake thanks to the fire alarms warning us of nothing.

Fire alarms always scared the piss out of me, mainly cuz I have super sensitive hearing and they blasted the shit out of my ear drums. The principal would come on the intercom early in the morning during school and say "Uh folks today there's gonna be a fire drill so be prepared" and I just thought to myself "fuuuuck I hate today"

Quick while we're on fire alarms, when I was in Year 3 I was sat in class doing some work and I farted. And then, by chance, within seconds of that very gaseous outburst, the fire alarm went off. I didn't hear the end of that one for a little while :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43356667]Quick while we're on fire alarms, when I was in Year 3 I was sat in class doing some work and I farted. And then, by chance, within seconds of that very gaseous outburst, the fire alarm went off. I didn't hear the end of that one for a little while :v:[/QUOTE] Somewhere in an alternate universe... where the fire alarms are non-responsive and the classrooms are ablaze. HeavyGuy peers around the room, seeing his classmates on the ground and crying and freaking out. A classmate crawls up and puts his hand on HeavyGuy's arm. "HeavyGuy... help us!" HeavyGuy knows what he must do. PFFFFFFFFFBLTHLTHTLHTLHLHTLTH The day is saved.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43356600]I'm awake thanks to the fire alarms warning us of nothing.[/QUOTE] This is literally the worst thing ever, I had this happen to me once at like 8am in the morning because they decided it'd be wonderful to stage a fire drill that early when pretty much everyone is asleep