Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I heard the gay is contagious, is that true?

Yeah I'm infected

calibratin' my lappy battery apparently clevo thought it was a brilliant idea to include a buzzer about as loud as a fire alarm to continuously go off when the battery level reaches below 5%, ow my ears

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43405256]I heard the gay is contagious, is that true?[/QUOTE] It's true. I once fucked a gay guy, now I think I'm gay [img]http://i.imgur.com/BB6QsSi.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Rubs10;43405346]It's true. I once fucked a gay guy, now I think I'm gay [img]http://i.imgur.com/BB6QsSi.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Should've said no homo, that's the best preventative measure you can take.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;43405346]It's true. I once fucked a gay guy, now I think I'm gay [img]http://i.imgur.com/BB6QsSi.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Keep back you monstrosity!

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43405396]Keep back you monstrosity![/QUOTE] Looks like we need to setup a quarantine section in town before it spreads.

My plane flight was delayed 3 hours from an 8:30pm flight to an 11:30pm flight. I won't even land in Florida until 2:30 and then I won't get home until like 3 or 4am. Uuuugh.

Die hard 4 is on TV. Jesus the hacking is hilarious. He sends a fuckton of spam and the hackers are like IT'S AN EBOMB

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;43405452]Die hard 4 is on TV. Jesus the hacking is hilarious. He sends a fuckton of spam and the hackers are like IT'S AN EBOMB[/QUOTE] if only that was actually possible to certain people on the internet

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43405744]if only that was actually possible to certain people on the internet[/QUOTE] You'd spam yourself with serps Anyway car started I'm bringing it to my dad's workplace they have big heated garage. It's spa day for my Honda.

Back in the Netherlands after a turbulence laden flight from London I like how on Schiphol Airport (Amsterdam) I smelled the welcome odour of cannabis in the air when i was walking down the arrivals hall

snip, but also you guys can add me if you want, not much to talk to but hey

[QUOTE=garychencool;43405108]Among other things[/QUOTE] [del]He's adorable and I can give him that but I still have the dislike of him still. [sp][I'm referring to Euro][/sp][/del] [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326877&p=43407464&viewfull=1#post43407464"][Invalidated by this post][/URL]

That's not very nice.

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;43407037]Ok bit of a weird one, it seems that I am definitely going to be losing my virginity this weekend, is there anything I need to do beforehand or something? They do not tell you this in school[/QUOTE] pitching: fap 24 hours beforehand catching: enema before meetup both: both bring 2-3 condoms and some lube regardless of any previous arrangements apply antiperspirant before meetup [editline]3rd January 2014[/editline] if you can't enema, just do thorough washing in the shower

dont forget to bring a towel

[QUOTE=Qaus;43407309]pitching: fap 24 hours beforehand catching: enema before meetup both: both bring 2-3 condoms and some lube regardless of any previous arrangements apply antiperspirant before meetup [editline]3rd January 2014[/editline] if you can't enema, just do thorough washing in the shower[/QUOTE] Yeah an enema shouldn't be necessary for me but I appreciate it anyway, thanks for the advice, but still pretty nervous, I added you on steam, hope that's ok

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43407100]He's adorable and I can give him that but I still have the dislike of him still. [sp][I'm referring to Euro][/sp][/QUOTE] I gave you the advice to come to GD and join this thread instead of staying in FT so you wouldn't get flamed when you first joined. A year later you finally took it, long after I removed you because you were still going to the shitter and hadn't listened to me at all. I haven't complained about you in this thread, don't air dry your dirty laundry or it'll bite you back in the ass.

This thread has enough laundry hanging on the line in the backyard as it is

[QUOTE=eurocracy;43407386]I gave you the advice to come to GD and join this thread instead of staying in FT so you wouldn't get flamed when you first joined. A year later you finally took it, long after I removed you because you were still going to the shitter and hadn't listened to me at all.[/QUOTE] Oh. Huh. Wished that I didn't delete my Skype logs for a time glitch just so I could recall the conversation, but it might be pointless if I didn't delete them, depending on how Skype handles deleted contacts. Anyways, sorry.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/61z88bg.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/GRUYU8b.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/79tpcJn.gif[/img] I think I'm becoming a [b]bit[/b] too obsessive with GifCam...

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;43407369]Yeah an enema shouldn't be necessary for me but I appreciate it anyway, thanks for the advice, but still pretty nervous, I added you on steam, hope that's ok[/QUOTE] no problem dude

[QUOTE=Qaus;43407623]no problem dude[/QUOTE] I can guarantee* he knows what he is doing. [I]*This poster does not take responsibility if results are not satisfactory.[/I]

[QUOTE=Qaus;43407309]pitching: fap 24 hours beforehand catching: enema before meetup both: both bring 2-3 condoms and some lube regardless of any previous arrangements apply antiperspirant before meetup [editline]3rd January 2014[/editline] if you can't enema, just do thorough washing in the shower[/QUOTE] I've never had an enema before and haven't received any complaints (not that my sample size is that large) As long as you don't have sex right after shitting, or without shitting for a long time, you should be fine

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43407462]This thread has enough laundry hanging on the line in the backyard as it is[/QUOTE] this is the weirdest term I've ever heard

Mind if i ask if any of you know about this labpunch thing?

yeah it's garry's swift implementation of a facepunch api to build a better forum

[QUOTE=HyperTails;43407955]this is the weirdest term I've ever heard[/QUOTE] I was referring to the above post >.>

[QUOTE=HyperTails;43407955]this is the weirdest term I've ever heard[/QUOTE] It's metaphorical for the 'laundry' in all of us that makes us human Maybe not I guess.