Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?
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[QUOTE=TehWhale;43408012]yeah it's garry's swift implementation of a facepunch api to build a better forum[/QUOTE]
Sooooo, how does it work?
Okay. This car that looks a lot like the Ecto-1 has been slowing down in front of our house since about a week ago at around the same time every Friday night. This is starting to bug the shit outta me.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;43408114]Okay. This car that looks a lot like the Ecto-1 has been slowing down in front of our house since about a week ago at around the same time every Friday night. This is starting to bug the shit outta me.[/QUOTE]
They are checking your home for weaknesses and planning an attack, run while you still can!
[QUOTE=Mysterious;43408114]Okay. This car that looks a lot like the Ecto-1 has been slowing down in front of our house since about a week ago at around the same time every Friday night. This is starting to bug the shit outta me.[/QUOTE]
Go out and confront them.
Make sure you're really up in their shit, usually half-shouting "Hey, you guys!" or something at them works.
My house is made of brick. It HAS no weakness except ugly aesthetics!
So flight now actually cancelled and we're trying to book a flight for 11:26 instead.
There's a small small possibility we may get a free flight somewhere, though.
Meaning if all goes wrong, I might be able to visit someone here in the U.S. :>
(anyone want to chill and have someone visit them? I'd need a place to stay though lol)
[QUOTE=Catscratch;43408640]So flight now actually cancelled and we're trying to book a flight for 11:26 instead.
There's a small small possibility we may get a free flight somewhere, though.
Meaning if all goes wrong, I might be able to visit someone here in the U.S. :>
(anyone want to chill and have someone visit them? I'd need a place to stay though lol)[/QUOTE]
If you are passing Indiana, we have a guest room but I doubt my dad will even permit that.
[QUOTE=Qaus;43407309]pitching: fap 24 hours beforehand
catching: enema before meetup
both: both
bring 2-3 condoms and some lube regardless of any previous arrangements
apply antiperspirant before meetup
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
if you can't enema, just do thorough washing in the shower[/QUOTE]
Jesus fucking Christ, an enema is massive overkill.
Just douche beforehand. You only need to clean out the part a dick is gonna be in, not your entire god damn lower intestines.
Speaking of preparing, don't fell obligated to make sure he has a good time if you're not having one in bed.
[QUOTE=Catscratch;43408640]So flight now actually cancelled and we're trying to book a flight for 11:26 instead.
There's a small small possibility we may get a free flight somewhere, though.
Meaning if all goes wrong, I might be able to visit someone here in the U.S. :>
(anyone want to chill and have someone visit them? I'd need a place to stay though lol)[/QUOTE]
you can come visit me in yankee land but im currently an ice berg lol
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;43407361]dont forget to bring a towel[/QUOTE]
Yeah the gross sex towel for wiping lube off your hands.
I deleted 250GB of games a week ago and I'm already down to having 10GB free
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43408890]Jesus fucking Christ, an enema is massive overkill.
Just douche beforehand. You only need to clean out the part a dick is gonna be in, not your entire god damn lower intestines.
Speaking of preparing, don't fell obligated to make sure he has a good time if you're not having one in bed.[/QUOTE]
what's the difference between an enema and a douche
wikipedia says douches are for vaginas but
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43409130]what's the difference between an enema and a douche
wikipedia says douches are for vaginas but[/QUOTE]
Dicks are for vaginas but that's not stopping you
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43409130]what's the difference between an enema and a douche
wikipedia says douches are for vaginas but[/QUOTE]
I find people use them synonymously.
[QUOTE=Rents;43409007]I deleted 250GB of games a week ago and I'm already down to having 10GB free[/QUOTE]
Yes, games.
[t]http://puu.sh/68J3d.png[/t]
bound to take everything in your backup drive.
I don't backup games, since I can just redownload those anyway
[QUOTE=Rents;43409237]I don't backup games, since I can just redownload those anyway[/QUOTE]
Sure, you have cable or some shit.
I have DSL and that's not gonna be fun.
Flight cancelled wholly and they rebooked us for a 9:55pm flight tomorrow. No extra flight or even extra 'flight points'.
Fuck everything.
I need someone to hug or someone/thing to punch until my fists bleed. Or both.
Also, I just have the Backup drive for both keeping my documents and running games off.
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
A cat broke the merge
Your back up drive must love you
[QUOTE=Catscratch;43409258]Flight cancelled wholly and they rebooked us for a 9:55pm flight tomorrow. No extra flight or even extra 'flight points'.
Fuck everything.
I need someone to hug or someone/thing to punch until my fists bleed. Or both.[/QUOTE]
I caught my flight to Florida earlier today so I'm here to give you a big hug you when you arrive
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
And then you can punch me until your fist bleeds
[QUOTE=garychencool;43409270]Your back up drive must love you[/QUOTE]
It's not even held in correctly. My laptop just needs to be shunted on the side to have it disconnected from the port.
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Alexak75;43409278]I caught my flight to Florida earlier today so I'm here to give you a big hug you when you arrive
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
And then you can punch me until your fist bleeds[/QUOTE]
Kinky.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43408947]Yeah the gross sex towel for wiping lube off your hands.[/QUOTE]
You know it. Always keep a fucktowel
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;43409328]You know it. Always keep a fucktowel[/QUOTE]
Have another clean one to inflict pain, if that's what you're into.
[QUOTE=Alexak75;43409278]I caught my flight to Florida earlier today so I'm here to give you a big hug you when you arrive
[editline]3rd January 2014[/editline]
And then you can punch me until your fist bleeds[/QUOTE]
Where in South Florida? lol
[QUOTE=garychencool;43409347]Have another clean one to inflict pain, if that's what you're into.[/QUOTE]
Or one for the post sex shower.
Also to whoever was asking for advice the person on top should take a piss after he's done. Helps not getting urinary infections.
[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43409255]Sure, you have cable or some shit.
I have DSL and that's not gonna be fun.[/QUOTE]
I've got shitty DSL, actually.
