Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

so i feel generous today... So im giving away a copy of MGR:R [t]http://puu.sh/6cIaK.jpg[/t] Rate optimistic to enter! [b]Drawing has ended! Nightfury wins![/b] [t]http://puu.sh/6d1Ed.png[/t]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43449023]This got me thinking guys. We should play DEFCON then get mad at each other when we all defect and nuke each other.[/QUOTE] I'm a little rusty and by little rusty i mean i haven't played this in ages but sure.

I have yet to even play Defcon. What is it? And what is it on. is it available on the PC?

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43449190]I have yet to even play Defcon. What is it? And what is it on. is it available on the PC?[/QUOTE] Thermonuclear war simulation. And yes,it's on the pc. [T]http://megagames.com/sites/default/files/game-content-images/defconss_4.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;43449196][B]Thermonuclear war [/B]simulation. And yes,it's on the pc. [/QUOTE] Oh. So I guess you could say... it's a WarGame? :3 [sp]no really though how much is it and what is it similar to? civ? Pandemic? age of empires?[/sp]

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43449217]Oh. So I guess you could say... it's a WarGame? :3 [sp]no really though how much is it and what is it similar to? civ? Pandemic?[/sp][/QUOTE] There's actually little things on the menu that come up showing you like nuclear tests, effects of acute radiation syndrome, and unsurprisingly one of the things that comes up is the line, "How about a nice game of chess?" :v: I wouldn't know how to describe DEFCON's genre, but Wikipedia says it's an RTS which sounds about right. It's amazingly fun, especially with some buddies.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43449217]Oh. So I guess you could say... it's a WarGame? :3 [sp]no really though how much is it and what is it similar to? civ? Pandemic? age of empires?[/sp][/QUOTE] You place your silos, your navy, your radars and your aircarfts. The DEFCON starts slowly counting down to 1. There are set stages in which you can only use conventional weapons or only move your units. When the count reaches down 1 the missiles can be launched. It's a game of strategy, dimplomacy, intrigue and death. DEFCON is DEFCON.

Always play as Europe in DEFCON Smallest plot of land meaning you can have higher concentration of radars and silos and shit, so much easier to defend than a big continent

sex is p dull tbh

confirmed for dutch

Sex has nothing to do with Pokemon and so I therefore want nothing to do with sex.

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;43449327]Always play as Europe in DEFCON Smallest plot of land meaning you can have higher concentration of radars and silos and shit, so much easier to defend than a big continent[/QUOTE] So that's what the random territories options mean by "to solve arguments over who gets to be Europe" :v:

[QUOTE=Teto;43449627]Sex has nothing to do with Pokemon and so I therefore want nothing to do with sex.[/QUOTE] Uh... Day care + eggs. Brock ??

Wasn't there an episode of Pokemon where Brock called someone a bitch?

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43449217]Oh. So I guess you could say... it's a WarGame? :3 [sp]no really though how much is it and what is it similar to? civ? Pandemic? age of empires?[/sp][/QUOTE] Funnily enough that's what the game is kinda based from. Also all this Defcon talk in this thread and the Auxillary in fast threads got me to download the demo. God I need to buy this game and challenge you dong lovers to a Nuke off

I just looked at my DEFCON stats. It makes me feel bad that I have failed to save 916 Million of my people. On the upside I've avenged 792 Million of them! But I would be ready for a nice and friendly nuclear shitfest with everyone :v:

Explosives found in airport, return flight indefinitely delayed because of airport evacuation at the airport I'm meant to bearriving at. Aaaaaaaa I'm sick too. [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] FLIGHT CANCELLED. :( [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] Got the last seat on a flight in 3 hours and a meal at any of the restaurants in the terminal. Everything worked out ok. [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] Its a window seat at the front too! Also, there's something very atmospheric about the airport at night.

Drawing ended! Nightfury wins! add me on steam for your game! [t]http://puu.sh/6d1Ed.png[/t]

Damn I missed it. >:

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43449883]Uh... Day care + eggs. Brock ??[/QUOTE] oh yeah my Ditto's in the day care and I'm dtf

Me to D:

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;43453165]Me to D:[/QUOTE] @ me or reagy

I'm having too much fun with my editing my avatar :v:

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43453309]I'm having too much fun with my editing my avatar :v:[/QUOTE] Shame you weren't themed after a golden retriever instead of a husky for the sake of gold member status. Speaking of white animals, here's a couple panels from the graphic novel Blacksad [img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B3KdGxEn__U/TIVRo9NVpwI/AAAAAAAAKHk/SRMPkFKkyPc/s1600/09-06-2010+01%3B25%3B56PM.jpg[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Teto;43453384]Shame you weren't themed after a golden retriever instead of a husky for the sake of gold member status. Speaking of white animals, here's a couple panels from the graphic novel Blacksad [img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B3KdGxEn__U/TIVRo9NVpwI/AAAAAAAAKHk/SRMPkFKkyPc/s1600/09-06-2010+01%3B25%3B56PM.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Huh. Someone went off and made a Nazi themed comic with bipedal animals. Well I be damned.

[QUOTE=Teto;43453199]@ me or reagy[/QUOTE] reagy [editline]7th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43453446]Huh. Someone went off and made a Nazi themed comic with bipedal animals. Well I be damned.[/QUOTE] Actually it's quite different, I've read the story. [sp]See the setting is during the 1950's and of course it reflects alot of American history, that one tidbit from the Racially charged times against Black minorities. Except it's White FUR Klansmen.[/sp] Spoilers! [sp] In that story in particular, Blacksad is hired by a teacher to find a kidnapped little girl. Blacksad meets the local Chief of Police, a white fured Polar bear, a White Tiger with a retard son due to inbreeding, a Drive in attendant, and a sly Husky. It's a story with racial tension, Pedophilia, lust, revenge, tragedy, secrets, and plenty of Death, climaxing at a firefight in a recently abandoned WWII Plane factory where The Husky betrays the Polar Bear police guy, Blacksad and his sidekick find the missing little girl, and all is well.[/sp]

Holy crap, Skype has been absolutely RAPING the usability of my computer. As soon as I oipen it up everything start's becoming unusable, just freezes up. As soon as I kill the Skype process, everything starts running fine. The fuck.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43453576]Holy crap, Skype has been absolutely RAPING the usability of my computer. As soon as I oipen it up everything start's becoming unusable, just freezes up. As soon as I kill the Skype process, everything starts running fine. The fuck.[/QUOTE] Welcome to microsoft how my I help you?

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43453576]Holy crap, Skype has been absolutely RAPING the usability of my computer. As soon as I oipen it up everything start's becoming unusable, just freezes up. As soon as I kill the Skype process, everything starts running fine. The fuck.[/QUOTE] It's gotta have the resources to run those Spanish McDonald's ads!

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43453615]It's gotta have the resources to run those Spanish McDonald's ads![/QUOTE] Thanks to Microsoft I now get hungry chatting to my friends