Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I know it might sound lame or stupid but my cat has been like the best ever "friend" I've had. Like he chills on my lap all day, always is nice to me, and now he even sleeps with me. Like I can't stay sad with him around its like he knows when I'm upset and makes me feel better.

What the fuck is wrong with this weather. Yesterday it was -14 minus and hard snowing. Now it's -5 and raining.

At least you didn't go from one day -40C to the next day +3C :v:

[QUOTE=Ax3l;43530616]What the fuck is wrong with this weather. Yesterday it was -14 minus and hard snowing. Now it's -5 and raining.[/QUOTE] Välkoom to Schwedeen. i.e PISS WEATHER

why do i always feel fucking parched as shit in the winter even tho i drank like 3L of water today

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43530849]why do i always feel fucking parched as shit in the winter even tho i drank like 3L of water today[/QUOTE] It's the diabetes. Or maybe you're like me and just drink a butt load of water. I always keep a bottle handy and filled.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43530849]why do i always feel fucking parched as shit in the winter even tho i drank like 3L of water today[/QUOTE] Lack of humidity maybe? I remember somebody else was complaining about that

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43530849]why do i always feel fucking parched as shit in the winter even tho i drank like 3L of water today[/QUOTE] Because cold weather saps moisture, or atleast it feels like it does. Especially that really dry, harsh cold that you get alot in the central U.S., that stuff is the flatout worst. On the Pacific Northwest atleast you get a hella lot of moisture in the air so it's not biting into you in the winter. fuck the plains

So I'm wide awake and won't go to sleep. Mainly because my mind keeps racing, because it keeps reminding how useless and talentless I really am. Fucking hell. I can't even cry about it. Maybe I will drive for the next 6 hours until class starts. Sorry for the random depression shit.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;43530748]Välkoom to Schwedeen. i.e PISS WEATHER[/QUOTE] Ja Svedön.

Fuuuuck, woke up thirsty at what I assume was 7:10am, lay in bed for an hour trying to sleep but couldn't because of my Gran's radio and the lack of sound proofing between our rooms meaning it was pretty loud. Here's to an impromptu early start to the day I guess :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43531444]Fuuuuck, woke up thirsty at what I assume was 7:10am, lay in bed for an hour trying to sleep but couldn't because of my Gran's radio and the lack of sound proofing between our rooms meaning it was pretty loud. Here's to an impromptu early start to the day I guess :v:[/QUOTE] When I was a kid we stayed at my grandparents and they always got up at 5am and turned the radio on. Since they were deaf as doornails they had it turned all the way up. :v:

Interview status is T minus two hours

Good luck! [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Also, had a strange dream where I had to baby sit some children in New York or something and these weirdos kept calling from this 888-8888 number to fuck with me. Like, they'd be crying or making weird noises or some shit. And after a while, the power went out, but they were still able to call house, somehow. The calls kept getting increasingly more disturbing sounding. They'd have voices that would sound like they're using text-to-speech or sound like someone is ripping stuff apart. My dream was essentially some kind of shitty creepypasta.

After my confesion I thought about something, and it seems that my sister had less cocks than me. lol

I had one big long dream where I had to drive a muscle car on bad/icy roads in the dark with malfunctioning lights, the feeling of spinning and sliding made me feel sick in my sleep and no matter how much I crashed i had to keep driving. [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Xanoxis;43532985]After my confesion I thought about something, and it seems that my sister had less cocks than me. lol[/QUOTE] I can help sort that out. ;)

[QUOTE=Xanoxis;43532985]After my confesion I thought about something, and it seems that my sister had less cocks than me. lol[/QUOTE] Oh wow, well congrats mate. Unless they were these cocks [T]http://josephjpote.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SammyGameCock.jpg[/T]

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;43533212]Oh wow, well congrats mate. Unless they were these cocks [T]http://josephjpote.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SammyGameCock.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] Wait... there are different kinds of cocks?! [editline]hahaitsafunnyjoke[/editline] Oh god I just googled it. I've gotten everything horribly, horribly wrong. No wonder everyone had such a peculiar reaction when I told them I was gay. I just thought it meant to like lots of roosters. I better go tell my parents...

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;43533212][T]http://josephjpote.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/SammyGameCock.jpg[/T][/QUOTE] I have been summoned.

Arise chicken arise!

I like eating chicken [editline]14th January 2014[/editline] Or cocks, I'm not picky

I have never had Taco Bell or clams so I can't make a I like a clamshell-encased food = vagine joke. damn you male gays and your easily made food/genital puns!

I just remembered the best part of winter, the sky having clouds that make it look like a painting sometimes. It's gorgeous.

The best pert of winter is everything, except when there's not enough winter to freeze the mud. The worst part about winter is that it ends.

Winter is the best season.

All seasons except Summer rock.

[QUOTE=Rents;43532632]Interview status is T minus two hours[/QUOTE] I start training on the 27th

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43534161]All seasons except Summer rock.[/QUOTE] Yeah I really love paprika season.

My dog was run over by a car. I don't think he will get trough the night.

So working in the post office has now taught me to never look at the sender addresses on local collect parcels. There was one sat in there today that was sent from LH Trading LTD which I know [I]due to reasons[/I] is the "inconspicuous" of [url=http://lovehoney.co.uk/]lovehoney[/url]. At the time all I thought was "Hah dirty girl" as it was marked out to a Louise. However it soon turned out that Louise happened to be the grandma of one of our regular customers. Mixed feelings of hysterics and ewww, all I could think of was "you dirrrrttttyyyyyy bittttccchhhh". Its hard to keep a straight face when handling a heavy package from a sex site. :v: