Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?
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[QUOTE=Catscratch;43645132]Waifu pillows best pillows[/QUOTE]
They're nice, not as nice as having an actual person to hug though
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43643097]I like big muscley guys but not ripped and not fat, somewhere in between.
Fit for strength.
I added some muscley furries for those who like it, mmm mmm.
[URL="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2b1cd9d86d38a12916e7d2d2f6a7cca/tumblr_mywqedCYHE1r05wk4o1_1280.jpg"]1[/URL] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/GV0heVV.jpg"]2[/URL] [URL="http://i.imgur.com/GbQv6Yn.jpg"]3[/URL][/QUOTE]
much appreciated, comrade
[editline]23rd January 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Catscratch;43641913][IMG]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/842/lml8.png[/IMG]
Ok we have a winner in time played[/QUOTE]
dayum, I never knew I played that much.
[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;43644595]Getting so damn pissed off, every day I'm getting shit for not having a job, I browse the websites every morning, when I know I have an internet connection because my stepdad is out at work, when everyone gets in, they then browse the websites, and then list jobs at me and ask if I applied for them, my stepdad, who unplugs the router for 7 hours a day gives me shit if I don't see a job before him (which happens often because of him unplugging the router), my sister acts like I'm an idiot and don't look at the biggest job site in the country and reels off job listing at me, and then gets pissy when I say I don't want to collect rent for under minimum wage or that I'm not quite qualified to be a paramedic, before using me not having a job against me in arguments, and my mum just insists they all want to help me, and I know as soon as I get a job, it's just something else, I honestly can't think of anyone in my family I like[/QUOTE]
Same kinda thing for me. It was a niiightmare. I didn't even need the money, I had college to deal with and wasn't burning out or whatever, my stepdad wanted me to have a job because he wasn't happy that I got more free time than him. It just got to where he'd flip out and take frustration from work out at me and call me useless and lazy because I couldn't get one. I was applying to 20+ places every weekend and driving in personally. He has this idea stuck in his head from the 1980s that if I drive in and ask a place for a job they'll A) have one and B) be more likely to hire me for turning up. What actually happens is they tell you "No, but you can send a CV to our email address..."
I have a job now, I work at peak times and my stepdad is still dissatisfied, because during times when there aren't weddings or holiday or corporate events, I don't get many shifts, and he pulls that crap on me again, telling me to go looking for a new one. That and I work over my holidays because he refers me to a beer factory place where you put cyclindrical tubes into holes for 12 hours a day.
Well he can go fuck himself when I go to uni, I am tempted to cut that side of my family out altogether.
It keeps happening.
Got another long series of messages basically reiterating that I'm a 'liar' and have a reputation as such (among people who are, gasp, friends with this person) and that I took advantage of them. And then apparently I finally learned a lesson he's been trying to teach me (quoting me saying "I have my own life, and I'm going to live it. My first step? Getting away from goddamn psychos like you.") :v:
This guy is nuts.
Is this an all male thread?
I don't think it is just an all male thread. I haven't been on here for long but I think I can say it's a convergence of generally friendly people c:
[sp]I'm kidding, we're all a bunch horny, sexy men. Someone please peg me.[/sp]
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43646774]Is this an all male thread?[/QUOTE]
I'd say the vast majority of Facepunch period are males.
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;43644233]bandwagoning
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The speed tests and uh BD was a nice touch
Wow I woke up at 5pm fuckkk
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43646774]Is this an all male thread?[/QUOTE]
predominantly, i know we have more than 1 but i know we also have less than 5.
I'm waiting for someone to post a pregnancy scare thread, just so that I can use the 'late' pin. I'm not sure if they'll get it, but I'll be making me laugh. :D
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43646774]Is this an all male thread?[/QUOTE]
Almost but I, fortunately, even out this imbalance by being dyke enough for a legion of lesbians.
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43647312]I'm waiting for someone to post a pregnancy scare thread, just so that I can use the 'late' pin. I'm not sure if they'll get it, but I'll be making me laugh. :D[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: back in 2007, pregnancy scare threads were really common. We couldn't go a single week without a new one cropping up, and mods had had enough. That's where the Pinknipple rating comes from, because at the time it was believed that having pinker-than-usual nipples was a sign of pregnancy. However, in 2008 this was disproven by science and the rating was discontinued. A faction of the forums, the OIFY (which stands for Ovulation? It Fuckin' is, Yes!) got really mad at this and started spamming Dumb ratings, which at the time caused considerable lag on the servers due to the special implementation of said rating. Therefore, the Pinknipple rating was rebranded the "OIFY Pinknipple" and reintroduced as an exclusive rating for the OIFY forum.
Either this forum's politics are great, or that was a very intricate lie. Either, way, I applaud you, Facepunch.[QUOTE=Zeke129;43647756]Fun fact: back in 2007, pregnancy scare threads were really common. We couldn't go a single week without a new one cropping up, and mods had had enough. That's where the Pinknipple rating comes from, because at the time it was believed that having pinker-than-usual nipples was a sign of pregnancy. However, in 2008 this was disproven by science and the rating was discontinued. A faction of the forums, the OIFY (which stands for Ovulation? It Fuckin' is, Yes!) got really mad at this and started spamming Dumb ratings, which at the time caused considerable lag on the servers due to the special implementation of said rating. Therefore, the Pinknipple rating was rebranded the "OIFY Pinknipple" and reintroduced as an exclusive rating for the OIFY forum.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43647859]Either this forum's politics are great, or that was a very intricate lie. Either, way, I applaud you, Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
We are gentlemen and scholars after all good sir.
God I love Houston, I've only ever seen snow here about three or four times in my life, but tomorrow the roads will hopefully be iced over, which means no school or anything because no one here has snow tires :v:
[QUOTE=DovahBears;43647859]Either this forum's politics are great, or that was a very intricate lie. Either, way, I applaud you, Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
the politics of facepunch are outstanding, wait until you hear the story about how we were indirectly responsible for the defenestration of Crown Prince Haakon of Norway
[QUOTE=mysteryman;43644253]Better than my roommate who never cleans up after himself. I've posted pics months back about october showing you guys his mess. I'll give you guys an update:
[t]http://puu.sh/6ujbT[/t]
[t]http://puu.sh/6vplm.png[/t]
He literally just throws his trash on the floor and never picks it up. He has some tupperware on his shelf you can see that he last used in late october and has yet to clean it. He has 4 drawers and only uses 1 of them (Except his bottom drawer, he uses that for cum socks and i'm not even kidding).
Why am i giving you guys a status update? I didn't tell you guys here yet: 2 days ago i found out there's a mouse that lives under his desk because of all the food.
My roommate got us a mouse on the 8th floor of an apartment complex in North Philadelphia. I told him he's cleaning his shit up. He just said "well i'm not catching the mouse and i'm not killing it" expecting me to sigh and say "fine i'll get it". But i just straight up told him it does not bother me in the slightest that there's a mouse living under his desk and i could even live here without any issues as i keep my food in unreachable places, and i have nothing on the floor that would attract it on my side of the room. I also told him he's not killing it because why should we punish a mouse for being attracted to months worth of food left on the floor?
That shut him up nicely, realizing that i legitimately don't give a shit.
[editline]23rd January 2014[/editline]
you probably spent more time on that then you'd like to admit, huh?
[editline]23rd January 2014[/editline]
Oh, i forgot to mention, the mouse was named Jeffery.[/QUOTE]
When this happens the people usually have mental health issues. I've seen this too with people I know who were depressed or had ADHD or both. They act like it's not a big deal because it's really difficult for them to do anything about it.
Late again but here is my steam thingy. I've had a steam account since 2009 but I gave it to my brother so there are a few hundred hours on that as well.
[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/7gIN85Y.png[/IMG_thumb]
For the record, my (ancient) avatar talk was the biggest heap of shit I have ever talked while being serious, and I apologise to those poor souls who tried to reason with me during that dark chapter in my history.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EUZsXRm.png[/img]
It's comforting to know that 450 of those hours was actually just my brother playing Medieval Total War II, and then maybe another 50 he spent playing Half-Life 2 related media, which I haven't touched. And at least 5 or more of those games, and the money related to them, were free games or demos. I am going for the award for Person who really doesn't play many games and therefore has the least reason to actually be here, making it confusing as to why I hang around. I also haven't played a game on Steam since December 27th.
171 hours playing songs on normal difficulty in Audiosurf, and 127 hours floundering around in Morrowind.
How are you, Teto?
[editline]24th January 2014[/editline]
I'm really surprised there were more positive ratings than negative for that post I made on what type body I find the most attractive. I thought the vast majority here were into skinny femboys rather then big muscled men.
Halp.
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I can't sit down at my desk :c
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Tried to maaaaybe get him up softly but nope.
That chair.
[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43648623]How are you, Teto?
[editline]24th January 2014[/editline]
I'm really surprised there were more positive ratings than negative for that post I made on what type body I find the most attractive. I thought the vast majority here were into skinny femboys rather then big muscled men.[/QUOTE]
It seems to be pretty even.
[QUOTE=Catscratch;43648701]Halp.
[IMG]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/827/8ton.jpg[/IMG]
I can't sit down at my desk :c[/QUOTE]
It's weird how as soon as I got my cat, I've been coming across cat pictures where the majority of them look [b]exactly[/b] the same (i.e. your picture)!
Are European shorthair cats extremely popular or...?
Update: cat got out of chair on his own because he yawned.
yay me.
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[QUOTE=AbeX300;43648799]It's weird how as soon as I got my cat, I've been coming across cat pictures where the majority of them look [b]exactly[/b] the same (i.e. your picture)!
Are European shorthair cats extremely popular or...?[/QUOTE]
European and American Shorthairs are some of the most popular and common breeds, yeahs.
[QUOTE=gerbe1;43648784]It seems to be pretty even.[/QUOTE]
8 positive 5 negative.
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