Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Still not too late, if you want to make sure you car doesn't rust beyond safety, get it rust treated, it'll slow down the progression of the cancer. At least do it once during those years.

Oh god, The ancients make sexuality nowdays seem so bland. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome[/URL] Sex literally influenced politics back then.

Got my haircut. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/IMG_20140204_201415.jpg[/t]

Whoa, you finally took a new picture.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;43786835]Oh god, The ancients make sexuality nowdays seem so bland. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome[/URL] Sex literally influenced politics back then.[/QUOTE] iirc wasn't there a Greek kingdom that had a special forces unit that was a bunch of gays? [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] yep [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes"]these guys[/URL]

Almost died today :v

[QUOTE=zurf3r;43787086]Almost died today :v[/QUOTE] How is that funny? :v:

This is how I spend my days. Making a game about a floofy bunny. [video=youtube;kCSGJBSgWSA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCSGJBSgWSA[/video] What am I doing what my life..

[QUOTE=Reagy;43787102]How is that funny? :v:[/QUOTE] He could have almost died in an a humorous fashion.

True love can only be experienced by men, women lack the capacity because they're not really people [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] Glad I'm gay, I didn't even have to try

[QUOTE=zurf3r;43787086]Almost died today :v[/QUOTE] What happened?

[QUOTE=Demache;43787106]He could have almost died in an a humorous fashion.[/QUOTE] Maybe it was something ironic. [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] Also what the fuck dude you don't just say "I almost died" then say nothing else. I almost became a quadrillionaire today.

[QUOTE=zydos;43787112]True love can only be experienced by men, women lack the capacity because they're not really people [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] Glad I'm gay, I didn't even have to try[/QUOTE] Can't tell if serious or joking.

[QUOTE=zydos;43787112]True love can only be experienced by men, women lack the capacity because they're not really people [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] Glad I'm gay, I didn't even have to try[/QUOTE] Wow, if that's not sexist I don't know what is. "Women can't love because they're not really people", that's a new one.

Snip, I missed the joke.

[QUOTE=Griffster26;43786871]iirc wasn't there a Greek kingdom that had a special forces unit that was a bunch of gays? [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] yep [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes"]these guys[/URL][/QUOTE] Greek and Roman culture is so interesting. I was link hopping around on Wikipedia after clicking that article until I found a page on Pompeii. It's crazy how well preserved the site is after 2000 years.

My boss told me to go down to a store and switch out some power cables, also tells me they just closed so it's okay for me to go in. When I get down to the store, it's completely closed, I go in and turn the power off and get working. And litteraly 4 second after I plug the last cable in, some random motherfucker shows up and turns on the power. I was about 2-3 feet away from getting my face melted I think I've never yelled on someone so much before :v

[QUOTE=zurf3r;43787301]My boss told me to go down to a store and switch out some power cables, also tells me they just closed so it's okay for me to go in. When I get down to the store, it's completely closed, I go in and turn the power off and get working. And litteraly 4 second after I plug the last cable in, some random motherfucker shows up and turns on the power. I was about 2-3 feet away from getting my face melted I think I've never yelled on someone so much before :v[/QUOTE] Lock out, tag out. It'll save your life.

[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;43785935]That's disgusting as fuck. Those attackers only deserve to once find some gay dude that will hand it to them all.[/QUOTE] When I was learning Taekwondo I didn't really see the point. It kept me in shape and all but I thought I could get a gym membership and have the same effect. Then once I got my black belt my master started to sow me some self defense moves that are pretty brutal, the reason why he waited till I was a black belt to show me these moves was to make sure I was responsible enough to not just fucking murder people with these moves. Seeing shit like this video makes me glad I know this stuff. And it's not the crazy extravagant kung fu shit like in movies. There are two spots on the or just under the cheekbone that if you hit accurate and hard enough, you'll destroy their inner ear, and they wont be able to stand up without surgery. But I have to make sure to only use these skills in a life or death situation, otherwise I can get tried for assault instead of the other guy.

I was pretending to be Roman, that was their rationale. I thought the context would have made it past 3 posts but evidently not [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] When my friends ask me what SPQR means I always say "Some Pretty Queer Romans" Yeah I get asked at least twice a year

[QUOTE=zurf3r;43787086]Almost died today :v[/QUOTE] Reading this post right after I got done reading the wikipedia list of unusual deaths again. Reminds me of that one bit of the IT Crowd. "Death! Death is coming! Death is here! Who's that knocking at the door? ...it's death!" strange forces are at work this night and by that i mean it was actually just pure coincidence because it's all I have to talk about :v:

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;43785453]At least you won't have my driving instructor. Going 1mph, putting the steering wheel as far as it could, creeping along the corner whilst being outrun by a slug in a wheelchair. He slams on the brakes and yells at me "GOING TOO FAST, SLOW. DOWN. NOW." Goddamn I'm glad I don't have to do that, thanks lawchange.[/QUOTE] You should have put sanic on the radio and blasted it trough the soundspeakers while shouting gotta go fast. I'm sure it would have been quite entertaining.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;43787367]Lock out, tag out. It'll save your life.[/QUOTE] Yeah if his boss told him to do some electrical work without knowing proper lockout procedures there's something seriously wrong with that workplace

[QUOTE=zydos;43787422]I was pretending to be Roman, that was their rationale. I thought the context would have made it past 3 posts but evidently not [editline]4th February 2014[/editline] When my friends ask me what SPQR means I always say "Some Pretty Queer Romans" Yeah I get asked at least twice a year[/QUOTE] I totally missed that, lol. I feel like an idiot.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;43787707]You should have put sanic on the radio and blasted it trough the soundspeakers while shouting gotta go fast. I'm sure it would have been quite entertaining.[/QUOTE] I plan on doing that at SOME POINT when I get my license.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;43789065]I plan on doing that at SOME POINT when I get my license.[/QUOTE] something everybody should experience of course

Oh yeah that's the other thing that worries me about driving. Speed is a bit scary, if it's anything higher than 30 I worry a little :v:

Bunnehs are the best.

I now have an animated avatar thanks to a certain ~♥ someone

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43789716]Oh yeah that's the other thing that worries me about driving. Speed is a bit scary, if it's anything higher than 30 I worry a little :v:[/QUOTE] Pfft, anything less than 65 irritates me. (on highways)