Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I don't know what's scarier, the wildlife, or the [I]"wildlife"[/I].

[QUOTE=HyperTails;43895281]You probably think this video is a giggle and a laugh parody, but I'm dead serious almost every train and bus station is full of the above video's bogans[/QUOTE] I can't even hear what they are saying. Something about water?

I talk like that when I am sick, my nose is stuffed and freshly awaken from 2 hour sleep.

get to walk 6 miles in -15C weather today to get to the post office because our public transportation blows in such a modestly large city asfddfs at least I got my GTX760 sold for $200

I got my last cheque from work, I was worried they were going to send me a hard cheque because it was not deposited at the usual time but it came through so I'm happy and I can buy groceries now <: [QUOTE=fishyfish777;43895809]get to walk 6 miles in -15C weather today to get to the post office because our public transportation blows in such a modestly large city asfddfs at least I got my GTX760 sold for $200[/QUOTE] that's awful, walking that long in cold weather is the worst

[QUOTE=LuihuLeijona;43895999]that's awful, walking that long in cold weather is the worst[/QUOTE] I walked casually in the rain for a mile with my computer bag when we were visiting the upper eastern of the US during the summer, just to get Mc Donalds. I enjoyed my pancakes and free Wi-Fi

McDonalds hotcakes are great, shame I'm rarely awake early enough to get them :v: Guess that'll change when I'm at uni

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;43896171]I walked casually in the rain for a mile with my computer bag when we were visiting the upper eastern of the US during the summer, just to get Mc Donalds. I enjoyed my pancakes and free Wi-Fi[/QUOTE] never had their pancakes o: and I suppose walking in snowy weather isn't as bad as rain since in rain you get damp, but I wish it rained here more often than it does, it's relaxing sometimes

breakfast chat? breakfast chat! So I just don't have an appetite for anything in the morning, this has been going on in the past 2 years.

Wish I didn't have so much goddamn homework to do. Just wanna relax for once.

Had a [sp]plastic[/sp] gun pointed in my face and the office robbed of £600. Day off work tomorrow woop.

[QUOTE=garychencool;43896438]breakfast chat? breakfast chat! So I just don't have an appetite for anything in the morning, this has been going on in the past 2 years.[/QUOTE] I can't live without my cheerios in the morning.

Standing at a register for 8 hours isn't very pleasant at all. Can somebody give me horror stories of their current or past jobs so I feel less horrible when I go to work today? :(

[QUOTE=kalamari13;43898180]Standing at a register for 8 hours isn't very pleasant at all. Can somebody give me horror stories of their current or past jobs so I feel less horrible when I go to work today? :([/QUOTE] I've had a white trash fetal alcohol syndrome lady in her mid 30s fight her ex step mom and both of them falling into the shelves where there chips are. Some other customer split them up but after that we looked at the camera footage and basically the lady walks in sees the step mom, walks up and throws a punch on the side of her head. And then they each bought a pack of the cheapest cigarettes available. Actually scrap that that was actually hilarious.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;43898180]Standing at a register for 8 hours isn't very pleasant at all. Can somebody give me horror stories of their current or past jobs so I feel less horrible when I go to work today? :([/QUOTE] Some reggae fellow came by the shop and left us a huge box of goodies and then proceeded to strut around the shop in a swagger browsing the music collection. Inside the mystery box was: Around 15 Bob Marley CDs, saggy clothing, a bunch of Jamaican flags along with accessories with peace signs all over, a tiny ball jewel, which had the word "HEMP" on it, and apparently it could be opened, unfortunately no mad dank inside. :v: Aside from that, Indian chewing tobacco (which was unopened, and tasted okay actually), preserved scorpions in jars and a tiny kukri-shaped letter opener. Not exactly horror tho, sorry that I couldn't deliver. [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] Awkward story though, when I was working the truck we were going to deliver some furniture to some lady. We get to her apartment, she welcomes us and starts talking about how she used to be an actor and painter, claiming that she left that life behind to start anew, it was fairly obvious she was under influence of something, medication probably. She had a bunch of paintings laying around on the floor and resting against the wall, all had the exact same face-shaped mask in the middle, the only difference was the background for them. Anyway, we finish the job and just as we're about to leave she grabs me by the shoulder and holds out a bag of cookies. "I made these for you fellows, you're all just too kind.", I was standing there for a second wondering if I should really accept it since we're not meant to accept these kind of gifts, but I didn't wanna upset her I suppose, so I accepted them. She then watched us as we walked back to the truck, waving and smiling. We drove all the way back to the shop with that bag of cookies, all of us wondering if it was laced with poison.

She put acid in the candy. Was it Halloween???

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;43898448]She put acid in the candy. Was it Halloween???[/QUOTE] No.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;43897581]I can't live without my cheerios in the morning.[/QUOTE] I bought a 1 kilogram bag of generic lucky charms a few days ago and it only lasted me 3 days.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43896554]Had a [sp]plastic[/sp] gun pointed in my face and the office robbed of £600. Day off work tomorrow woop.[/QUOTE] Holy crap. Good thing it wasn't real.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;43898180]Standing at a register for 8 hours isn't very pleasant at all. Can somebody give me horror stories of their current or past jobs so I feel less horrible when I go to work today? :([/QUOTE] Scroll up, we got robbed today. [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Vilusia;43899687]Holy crap. Good thing it wasn't real.[/QUOTE] If it was real I wouldn't have done anything differently.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43899740]If it was real I wouldn't have done anything differently.[/QUOTE] I would have broken into tears if that had happened to me. You're a brave fucker, reag.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;43899852]I would have broken into tears if that had happened to me. You're a brave fucker, reag.[/QUOTE] Nah I'm just stupid and not paid enough to even fucking care about the office.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43900307]Nah I'm just stupid and not paid enough to even fucking care about the office.[/QUOTE] You're not stupid.

[QUOTE=Broguts;43900376]You're not stupid.[/QUOTE] Seriously though I'm not brave, I just played along with company training which clearly states if someone comes in demanding shit from the counter you just play along then report it if you can't hit the alarm. Its all I did, its just easier to play along and keep them calm than to blow it up and end up getting someone hurt even if it was a sodding BB gun, calling them out would just mean they'd be throwing fists next. Money is replaceable and insured, having someone in the hospital isn't.

I'm pretty sure not losing your cool while having something that could have been a real gun for all you know pointed right at you takes some guts and nerves of steel. And you're definitely not stupid. Sure, it's company protocol, but that doesn't make it any less ballsy.

[QUOTE=Reagy;43896554]Had a [sp]plastic[/sp] gun pointed in my face and the office robbed of £600. Day off work tomorrow woop.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=kalamari13;43898180]Standing at a register for 8 hours isn't very pleasant at all. Can somebody give me horror stories of their current or past jobs so I feel less horrible when I go to work today? :([/QUOTE] Do you just not read posts or something? [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] I didn't mean for that to sound rude, by the way. [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] By the way, you sound really calm for having a gun pointed in your face, Reagy :v: you wouldn't be able to tell if it's real or not, and air pistols still seriously hurt.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;43900801]Do you just not read posts or something? [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] I didn't mean for that to sound rude, by the way. [editline]13th February 2014[/editline] By the way, you sound really calm for having a gun pointed in your face, Reagy :v: you wouldn't be able to tell if it's real or not, and air pistols still seriously hurt.[/QUOTE] I'll likely have a panic attack or something later, I went out to pickup a chinese order and all I'm doing is looking right at people in grey and black hoodies without even intending to. Only realised after I looked a guy dead in the eyes while he was driving. Honestly though I'm just sick of this job, that floating fucking counter and all. We said it would get hit when they did the refurb to place and put it in and they [I]always[/I] put me on it because I was the only one trained how to use the counter, wooptedoo that sure stabbed them in the back didn't it.

I woke up this morning and the weather man said "oh yeah 6 inches no big deal" and now its "oh yeah 18~20 inches no big deal"

[QUOTE=Reagy;43900486]Seriously though I'm not brave[/QUOTE] TV's full of programs that show tons of security camera footage of store clerks and people on the street fighting back against assailants and fending them off in one way or the other, but of course what they don't show you are the ones where the victim gets hurt and/or killed. They make fighting back look so easy and don't really convey how dangerous it actually is. Better safe than sorry. After all, it's just money.

[QUOTE=Xieneus;43901011]I woke up this morning and the weather man said "oh yeah 6 inches no big deal" and now its "oh yeah 18~20 inches no big deal"[/QUOTE] we have so much snow come save me pls