Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Bring me all of the children. ALL OF THEM. They are my prey.

Somehow ended up slicing myself with a pizza roller. It's bandaged up now, but goddamn that hurt.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43004555]Somehow ended up slicing myself with a pizza roller. It's bandaged up now, but goddamn that hurt.[/QUOTE] Ow ow ow D:

And I thought I was in pain because I slammed my knee off the desk earlier today :v:

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43004555]Somehow ended up slicing myself with a pizza roller. It's bandaged up now, but goddamn that hurt.[/QUOTE]I'm really curious how you managed to do this

Earlier today I fell down the stairs while carrying a glass of milk and I landed on my shoulder.

Made the mistake of grabbing on to the edge of the pan while cutting pizza and the roller grazed my thumb.

[QUOTE=Firecat;43004587]Speaking of injuries, I was sitting on my couch and my dad just threw my cat at me because it was in his room. Cat landed on my arm, fast forward 5 minutes and I realize I have a decent sized gash because of it and it was bleeding horribly. I hate cat's sometimes, but their pros outweigh their cons.[/QUOTE] I swear to catjesus he better not have been literally throwing the cat...?!

[QUOTE=Firecat;43004587]Speaking of injuries, I was sitting on my couch and my dad just threw my cat at me because it was in his room. Cat landed on my arm, fast forward 5 minutes and I realize I have a decent sized gash because of it and it was bleeding horribly. I hate cats sometimes, but their pros outweigh their cons.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure it wasn't the cat's fault that it was being tossed :v:

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43004623]I'm pretty sure it wasn't the cat's fault that it was being tossed :v:[/QUOTE] I dunno dude, cats are some crafty motherfuckers. It might've planned it all along!

People shouldn't be tossing cats anyhow :v: My dog refused to let anyone pick her up, lest they be bitten/kicked.

I can't relate with anyone in this thread, it sucks.

i frequently cut myself on things that you shouldn't be able to get cut with. Like paper clips. Very rarely with a knife, the only time i really got myself with a knife was 10 minutes into the most important day of culinary class and while chopping an onion i slice about a solid inch inbetween my thumb joint with the hilt of a chef's knife. That was a cool day, i got to watch my thumb joint move around after i cleaned it. Shit's fascinating.

[QUOTE=Donkey_Kong;43004832]I can't relate with anyone in this thread, it sucks.[/QUOTE] Well what are your interests / hobbies / fetishes? Somebody in here will share one :v:

Goddammit that fucking Rigby pic. Socute.

I rarely get hurt. Or even sick for that matter. I generally always manage to avoid being hit or smacked by things. I unload trucks for most of time at work or do rather heavy lifting for setup and I'm surrounded by dangerous shit the whole time. But when it comes to my cat, he loves to latch onto my arms and kick at them and bite, albeit playfully. I got a couple of scars on both of my arms, mostly due to this one asshole cat I had once.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43004983]Goddammit that fucking Rigby pic. Socute.[/QUOTE] Yes I know it is.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43005019]Yes I know it is.[/QUOTE] Both of 'em.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;43005030]Both of 'em.[/QUOTE] BUT MOSTLY MINE RIGHT?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43005035]BUT MOSTLY MINE RIGHT?[/QUOTE] Both are equally cute

YEAH BUT okay fine yeah they are hmph, hmph

One is a fuzzy shirtless anthro version. Mmm...

And the other is the actual better version. BOOYAH!

Gif = better right?!

I'm just a pervert. :c Especially since I've seen the full version of that anthro pic. >A>

[QUOTE=Nightfury;43005111]Gif = better right?![/QUOTE] I have a .gif version, but I don't think Contron wants me using it :v:

Gif avatars are good as long as there isn't a lot going on in them.

Oh jeez is Kaze's pic a furry yiff thing I feel like I know the answer but I'm hopeful for a no

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43005197]Oh jeez is Kaze's pic a furry yiff thing I feel like I know the answer but I'm hopeful for a no[/QUOTE] Yes. Now let's switch subjects before people start caring too much about avatars again.

AVATARS DID SOMEONE SAY AVATARS?!