Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44063237]I think I've got a crack in my lip, and it keeps splitting every time I open my mouth too wide.[/QUOTE] Stop sucking dicks for money. Do it for free, be a good samaritan.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44063282]Stop sucking dicks for money. Do it for free, be a good samaritan.[/QUOTE] B-but I already did that... :c

Here's a video I made: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Z03PSK_c4[/media] Great little game. A little overpriced at the moment, but DLC is free for life for it and they plan on doing steam sales so look out for it them.

[QUOTE=NoaJM;44063269]Complaint incoming: I hate being on this laptop, it's awful and can't run anything so I'm just so freakin' bored most of the time.[/QUOTE] i've owned high performance computers for so long that i've easily played all the types of games i like (open-world first person survival shooters) meaning all i can do with the extra power is mine cryptocurrency and wait for games to come out #firstworldproblems

Holy shit, I've [I]that[/I] first call working in an IT support role. Customer: "Hi, my keyboard isn't working, no lights are on and it won't type" Me: "Is it plugged in?" Customer: "...They need to be plugged in?" After a 5 second wait "Ah yes that fixed it, thanks!" How an oil and gas company gives these kind of people paychecks is beyond me.

[QUOTE=KorJax;44063338]Here's a video I made: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Z03PSK_c4[/media] Great little game. A little overpriced at the moment, but DLC is free for life for it and they plan on doing steam sales so look out for it them.[/QUOTE] I remember looking up this game on YT because it looked damn interesting and man, sooooo many people were stunned by the fact that it isn't F2P. Geez, people don't even bother thinking about shit when they spend money on games in alpha stage but when actual finished game with good concept comes out, suddenly everyone has long way into their wallets.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44063282]Stop sucking dicks for money.[/QUOTE] Suddenly you gave me an idea. A halfway irrelivant idea, but a good one nonetheless. Gonna invent the Mouth Condom. gonna trademark the word tomorrow and make billions and [I]billions [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5SRccm3.jpg[/IMG][/I]

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44063515]Suddenly you gave me an idea. A halfway irrelivant idea, but a good one nonetheless. Gonna invent the Mouth Condom. gonna trademark the word tomorrow and make billions and [I]billions [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5SRccm3.jpg[/IMG][/I][/QUOTE] What about a small cork-like object that's used to plug up the tip. Voilà, no more pregnancies, AND it's convenient to carry around And because of the size there would be a choking hazard warning on the label and that would be the best part

[QUOTE=Alexak75;44063560]What about a small cork-like object that's used to plug up the tip. Voilà, no more pregnancies, AND it's convenient to carry around And because of the size there would be a choking hazard warning on the label and that would be the best part[/QUOTE] the build up of 'pressure' during sexytime would probably shoot the cork out like a bullet with some people. :v:

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44063613]the build up of 'pressure' during sexytime would probably shoot the cork out like a bullet with some people. :v:[/QUOTE] Perfect for bad dates

Using dice can result in interesting situations. [t]http://puu.sh/7c655.png[/t]

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the whitest of them all?

omg stop ruining my automerge. it's midnight. you all have school in the morning go to bed. >:(

you are, zydos, you are [editline]26th February 2014[/editline] why would you ninja me like that you goofy motherfucker I oughta crack you over the head with my balls

I hate leaving early, but when class consists of watching nothing but boring interviews and game cinematics for nearly 3 hours, it makes it very tempting to leave.

I really hope you didn't major in something like "video game design" or whatever. Unless you're really ambitious or motivated or rich, focusing on one specific aspect in video game design will probably net you an easier career in video games (like c+ or java or some shit) whatever toots your horn though

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44064099]I really hope you didn't major in something like "video game design" or whatever. Unless you're really ambitious or motivated or rich, focusing on one specific aspect in video game design will probably net you an easier career in video games (like c+ or java or some shit) whatever toots your horn though[/QUOTE] I am doing a GD course, though I am starting to regret it. Two reasons I chose it was because I was hoping it'd improve my drawing talent, and because there was nothing else I could take.

GD courses remind me of my high schools "electronic music" course. I was super stoked to sign up for it, thinking that I'd leave as some master at ableton or fruitloops and real life synthesizers. but nope, it ended up just everybody silently sitting in front of old macs dicking around on GarageBand, which is like the mspaint of music software.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44064166]GD courses remind me of my high schools "electronic music" course. I was super stoked to sign up for it, thinking that I'd leave as some master at ableton or fruitloops and real life synthesizers. but nope, it ended up just everybody silently sitting in front of old macs dicking around on GarageBand, which is like the mspaint of music software.[/QUOTE] Throw in some MIDIs and continue fucking around with that.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44064248]Throw in some MIDIs and continue fucking around with that.[/QUOTE] This was like 6 years ago, dude. :v: [editline]27th February 2014[/editline] Time to start the grind again on my new computer, shame that my old HDD is incompatible. [img]http://puu.sh/7c8ZT.png[/img]

God damn it, don't make me install RCT3 again

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44064445]This was like 6 years ago, dude. :v: [editline]27th February 2014[/editline] Time to start the grind again on my new computer, shame that my old HDD is incompatible. [img]http://puu.sh/7c8ZT.png[/img][/QUOTE] Hell yeah RCT!

I've seriously played RCT since it was launched, when I was like 7 years old I was playing that shit on my cousins windows 95. Also, bump my RCT thread because Allah and Jupiter and Akatosh demands it: [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1172551[/URL] [sp]I've never even beaten all the main vanilla scenarios because I'm always running into HDD issues because i'm a dumbass who doesn't know how to computer. ;~;[/sp]

[url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1370086]So that thing that happened a few weeks ago is now in the news.[/url]

[QUOTE=Reagy;44064644][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1370086]So that thing that happened a few weeks ago is now in the news.[/url][/QUOTE] Holy shit, I can't imagine how traumatic that must be.

[QUOTE=Reagy;44064644][URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1370086"]So that thing that happened a few weeks ago is now in the news.[/URL][/QUOTE] Man, and just to think they probably would get more money from welfare checks anyways. they probably just bought drugs anyways. I hope you guys have security now though, more places should have security measures like bulletproof glass. nobody is gonna rob a place with bulletproof glass and easily accesible alarm systems. Don't you guys have a security button you can press that could have immediately brought authorities there? My job at the gas station requires us to wear these necklaces with a button on it that basically summons an instant SWAT team in emergencies. [editline]27th February 2014[/editline] Them getting caught probably wouldn't even do much justice. They're unlikely to do it again anytime soon from the coverage they're getting. Dudes dont rob places to pay off loans or to buy groceries, it's almost always extremely desperate people who stupidly feel they have no other choice. It's another country though, here in the US I'd normally say just to let them wallow in their own misery than to just to contribute to our corrupt prison system (which spreads to law enforcement and overall law corruption).

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44064793]Them getting caught probably wouldn't even do much justice. [/QUOTE] I'm willing to bet otherwise.

[QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;44064851]I don't understand how it wouldn't. Please explain.[/QUOTE] The prison-industrial complex is.. uh.. well more complex than most people think of it to be. It's not just 'arrest a dude and put him into prison', the money comes from somewhere. The courts, police, and lawmakers are all tied to it. More prisoners usually cause a whole lot of unfortunate side-effects which branch off to surprisingly high levels of government and industry. I'm not sure which country this crime happened in, but some areas in the US is reaching rural 3rdworldcounty-levels of corrupt with prisons and law. It's often just a better choice to temporarily imprison them, rehabilitate them into a not-shit person who regrets big mistakes, then release them so they can be a happy little consumer and boost the local economy. I just believe more practical things can be done than to just lock a dude up in the dark forever. A single individual dude which costs around [B]100,000 tax payer dollars per year[/B] to keep alive, now multiply that by the millions, that's what the US has to deal with.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;44064925]The prison-industrial complex is.. uh.. well more complex than most people think of it to be. It's not just 'arrest a dude and put him into prison', the money comes from somewhere. The courts, police, and lawmakers are all tied to it. More prisoners usually cause a whole lot of unfortunate side-effects which branch off to surprisingly high levels of government and industry. I'm not sure which country this crime happened in, but some areas in the US is reaching rural 3rdworldcounty-levels of corrupt with prisons and law. It's often just a better choice to temporarily imprison them, rehabilitate them into a not-shit person who regrets big mistakes, then release them so they can be a happy little consumer and boost the local economy. I just believe more practical things can be done than to just lock a dude up in the dark forever. A single individual dude which costs around [B]100,000 tax payer dollars per year[/B] to keep alive, now multiply that by the millions, that's what the US has to deal with.[/QUOTE] There's more to being caught then simply going to jail. If they get caught, they can be reformed. If not, they may try it again. And they may end up killing or being killed the next time.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44065012]There's more to being caught then simply going to jail. If they get caught, they can be reformed. If not, they may try it again. And they may end up killing or being killed the next time.[/QUOTE] Which is why house arrest exists and a number of other required surveillance programs for ex-convicts.