Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Canada is better than America because we get Thanksgiving earlier

Okay guys I have just received a sign of the apocalypse: I just [I]enjoyed[/I] playing Super Hexagon. We probably have up until December 24th because that's right before christmas day and thus the most tragic time for an apocalypse :v:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43013880]Canada is better than America because we get Thanksgiving earlier[/QUOTE] You guys lose points for celebrating boxing day. who celebrates boxes? weirdos. [sp]i'm being facetious [/sp]

I was bum rushed by a little girl for a 23" TV/monitor. Who sends children to do their dirty work? She literally elbowed me in the back to get to the TVs.

As Sunday is the first day of yule. I must begin my preparations for the increased Draugr activity.

You gotta be faster and expect everyone is against you.

[QUOTE=garychencool;43014056]You gotta be faster and expect everyone is against you.[/QUOTE] I was one of the few selected to stand next to the displays. So my only choice was to stand firm and not move. Worked well until I got jabbed in the back. After that I just said "Fuck it." and wiggled my way out. The tv was as big as the girl but she is destined for sports, that's for sure.

time to food coma

[QUOTE=mysteryman;43013938]You guys lose points for celebrating boxing day. who celebrates boxes? weirdos. [sp]i'm being facetious [/sp][/QUOTE] It's multiple simultaneous days of getting paid even if you don't go to work

The Christmas spirit is unrecognizable to me now. All I hear is malls and shopping. At least I can still enjoy A Christmas Carol.

Someone sent me Bad Rats and I played it. What the hell is wrong with this game?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43014162]Someone sent me Bad Rats and I played it. What the hell is wrong with this game?[/QUOTE] I warned you against it multiple times! Why did you not heed the warnings?! :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;43014196]I warned you against it multiple times! Why did you not heed the warnings?! :v:[/QUOTE] I just had to see! :v:

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43014213]I just had to see! :v:[/QUOTE] But it has an aura of awful you didn't have to take such a crazy risk! Y'coulda got someone killed! :v:

[QUOTE=Umbra Fidelis;43013170]If someone would festivitize mine, i'd be grateful.[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/a0ek.png[/img]

My older brother was sleeping on the couch after getting up two hours earlier than normal meaning I couldn't get to my acne meds (can't eat breakfast without them and I keep them in the bathroom and he has two hour baths when he wakes up and just sleeps in the bath) so I was indifferent to the noise I made going in and out of the house (the couch is right next to the door). This upset him especially when I told him to go sleep in his bed if it was bothering him. Fast forward three hours and my motorcycle is being kept at the mechanics for several days and he is the only one who can pick me up. I have been waiting an hour. It takes 20 minutes to get here. Karma people. Be nice to your family members even if they aren't nice back. Makes you feel better. [editline]29th November 2013[/editline] Yay he's here.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;43014560]My older brother was sleeping on the couch after getting up two hours earlier than normal meaning I couldn't get to my acne meds (can't eat breakfast without them and I keep them in the bathroom and he has two hour baths when he wakes up and just sleeps in the bath) so I was indifferent to the noise I made going in and out of the house (the couch is right next to the door). This upset him especially when I told him to go sleep in his bed if it was bothering him. Fast forward three hours and my motorcycle is being kept at the mechanics for several days and he is the only one who can pick me up. I have been waiting an hour. It takes 20 minutes to get here. Karma people. Be nice to your family members even if they aren't nice back. Makes you feel better. [editline]29th November 2013[/editline] Yay he's here.[/QUOTE] Be nice to everyone. Its done wonders for me.

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;43014848]On the opposite end of the spectrum, while retail will be going insane, the call center will be dead as a doornail. Here's to hoping I don't pass out at my desk at work tomorrow. :v:[/QUOTE] Where do you work at? And what city?

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;43014904]I work as a customer service representative in electronic toll collection, also known as "WHY ISN'T MY TRANSPONDER WORKING FIX IT PLS" and "I'd like to upgrade my credit card on file but I don't know my account number or have my tag number or any sort of identifiable information besides my name being John Smith in a sea of other John Smiths." It's okay. Job itself is fine, 8-5 M-F with an hour lunch and paid holidays, only thing I can really whine about is how much my wages are, really.[/QUOTE] You didn't tell me what company it is and what city :3 edit: SCREW YOUR OPTIMISTIC TELL ME WHERE YOU WORK SO I CAN CALL YOU AND ASK HOW TO FIX MY TIME MACHINE ASDFASDFASFDASFDfghjkl

Messaged a guy that seems to be extremely similar to me on a dating site, saw he viewed my profile, and no response back. Guess I deserved that for finding someone extremely similar to me except not a fuckup with his life.

[QUOTE=Agent766;43014983]Messaged a guy that seems to be extremely similar to me on a dating site, saw he viewed my profile, and no response back. Guess I deserved that for finding someone extremely similar to me except not a fuckup with his life.[/QUOTE] Not always a good thing to find someone just like you. Or even someone who fits what you think you want. You can learn to love another, even if they have qualities you don't like.

I'm nervous about meeting people online There's a guy who wants to meet me and we know each other about as well as two online friends can but I'm still wary of travelling to another city to see him, even if the first meeting is in a public place

I regret not meeting up with some friends when I had the chance, if you trust him, do it [editline]29th November 2013[/editline] Also, joined the Christmas avatar club

[QUOTE=kaze4159;43015160]I regret not meeting up with some friends when I had the chance, if you trust him, do it [editline]29th November 2013[/editline] Also, joined the Christmas avatar club[/QUOTE] That avatar got seriously gayer

[QUOTE=eurocracy;43015195]That avatar got seriously gayer[/QUOTE] Damn skippy it did. Light bondage makes me pretty happy, too. Huehuehehehe.

[QUOTE=Agent766;43014983]Messaged a guy that seems to be extremely similar to me on a dating site, saw he viewed my profile, and no response back. Guess I deserved that for finding someone extremely similar to me except not a fuckup with his life.[/QUOTE] Whenever I meet a cool guy on the internet that I really like I get too excited and creepy. :v:

I should edit my own avatar with some xmas deco or something

Well, I tried :v:

[QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;43015566]I should edit my own avatar with some xmas deco or something[/QUOTE] [img]http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/6259/oy7a.gif[/img]

Oh man that made me laugh, though I like the hair alone best.