Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?

[bitches]

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44071196]If only Facepunch had a big "[B][U]THIS[/U][/B]" button.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img]

[NoOnE#235]

Eh, I don't really see the reason unless you have a lot of it, which I fortunately don't; Neither do I mind body hair much as long as it's in moderate amounts.

[HeavyGuy]

I won't lie, I'm sure it's simple shit but I actually haven't an idea on how to shave :v:

[Shark Bones]

[QUOTE=bitches;44071297][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/img][/QUOTE]

Sometimes a tiny checkmark isn't enough.

Sometimes an agreement must be shouted from the heavens.

[Disgruntled]

I want someone to scan my brain while I play these fucking games, something is fucking wrong with me.

[LordyLord]

Speaking of shaving, I literally just got a free razor in the mail for some NFL deal. It says "Happy 18th Birthday from Gillette" on the back and no one in this house is even close to that age.

[Snek]

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44071360]Sometimes a tiny checkmark isn't enough.

Sometimes an agreement must be shouted from the heavens.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/IMG]

[Draze]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44071391]I want someone to scan my brain while I play these fucking games, something is fucking wrong with me.[/QUOTE]

Street fighter woes? Anything I can help with?

[Disgruntled]

[QUOTE=Draze;44071543]Street fighter woes? Anything I can help with?[/QUOTE]

It's all physical/mental shit. I keep partially losing control of my hands or my brain just shorts out, and I can't play properly so I lose matches.

[Shark Bones]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44071580]It's all physical/mental shit. I keep partially losing control of my hands or my brain just shorts out, and I can't play properly so I lose matches.[/QUOTE]

That's pretty much the beginner's crutch for any fighting game. That's why you practice, to start learning more about the metagame and how to use it to your advantage.

[Disgruntled]

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44071595]That's pretty much the beginner's crutch for any fighting game. That's why you practice, to start learning more about the metagame and how to use it to your advantage.[/QUOTE]

I've been playing this shit for years now, and it's only barely gotten better. My brain just either doesn't work fast enough or doesn't work at all.

[bitches]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44071332]I won't lie, I'm sure it's simple shit but I actually haven't an idea on how to shave :v:[/QUOTE]

allow me to demonstrate via the magic of gifpal

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TM931Pz.gif[/img]

literally all there is

but if your hair is long like you've not cut it in a month+ you should use an electric trimmer first

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3kOuhNR.png[/img]

the trimmer is that bottom part, just a vibrating set of spikes that you don't want on the pelvic creases of your legs or your any of your balls

allow me to faceshot while advertising razors

[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/nlYTL7X.png[/thumb]

[Disgruntled]

I don't trust myself with regular razors. I'm too shaky.

[Draze]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44071580]It's all physical/mental shit. I keep partially losing control of my hands or my brain just shorts out, and I can't play properly so I lose matches.[/QUOTE]

I used to struggle with that a lot, It's good to practice your character's bread and butter combos in training room regularly so you can commit them to muscle memory and pulling them off when you get a hit becomes almost second nature. As for the shorting out I think that's just a staying calm thing, 'cuz chances are if you're in a high pressure situation then your opponent is too, and keeping calm can help you bait out risky things from them and capitalize on it.

[editline]27th February 2014[/editline]

Also we totally need to play sometime soon :D

[Ax3l]

[QUOTE=brutalmoose;44071270]I'd shave more often if I actually thought there was a chance that someone was going to see me naked.

But that's not happening any time soon.[/QUOTE]

The sole reason to why I'd shave is because I don't want to see my self naked.
Like, ever.

[sp] I'm not even that hairy [/sp]

[ptown2]

Well, while cleaning up my e-mail since it was starting to clutter up and had to manage shit. I encounter this strangely yet amazing e-mail.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/I3alaGb.png[/t]

Lovely how they barely ask for anything else this time, I'm surprised. :v:

[Ax3l]

[QUOTE=ptown2;44071681]Well, while cleaning up my e-mail since it was starting to clutter up and had to manage shit. I encounter this strangely yet amazing e-mail.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/I3alaGb.png[/t]

Lovely how they barely ask for anything else this time, I'm surprised. :v:[/QUOTE]

I like the addition of "European Euro". As opposed to any other Euro.

[HeavyGuy]

Razors look like the way i'll accidentall gain lacerations over 90% of my body :v:

[ptown2]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44071721]Razors look like the way i'll accidentall gain lacerations over 90% of my body :v:[/QUOTE]

Not really, as long you don't like sink it in your skin the chances to happen are fairly slim. Trust me.

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44071711]I like the addition of "European Euro". As opposed to any other Euro.[/QUOTE]

I rather have "Nigerian Dollars".

[Shark Bones]

If anyone has SSF4 on PS3 I'd totally play them.

I need more practice with Balrog...

[bitches]

It is truly hard to cut yourself with a razor. You're not supposed to bore it into your skin, just apply enough pressure to keep it in firm contact. Your skin is not wet paper.

[editline]27th February 2014[/editline]

well i mean friendly consumer razors not plain knife types

[Draze]

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44071758]If anyone has SSF4 on PS3 I'd totally play them.

I need more practice with Balrog...[/QUOTE]

Get it on PC [sp]please[/sp]

[Ax3l]

I got it on Peecee.
If anyone want to play sometime, feel free to add me on Steam. :smile:

[bitches]

while we're talking razors, some obvious tips

don't move the razor sideways, only cut from end to handle; angle the razor to cut in a different direction

if you shave against the flow of your hair it will feel like plucking the hairs out
this will make your skin uber-smooth, but has a very high chance of skin irritation and unfelt cuts (like drops of blood appearing where the hairs were obliterated)
this risk-reward ratio is especially shit because in half a day you'll have as much hair as if you cut it safely

[Shark Bones]

[QUOTE=Draze;44071789]Get it on PC [sp]please[/sp][/QUOTE]

My PC can't run it... u.u

[Eila]

[QUOTE=bitches;44071837]if you shave against the flow of your hair it will feel like plucking the hairs out
this will make your skin uber-smooth, but has a very high chance of skin irritation and unfelt cuts (like drops of blood appearing where the hairs were obliterated)
this risk-reward ratio is especially shit because in half a day you'll have as much hair as if you cut it safely[/QUOTE]

I think this is what I was doing wrong. But cutting with the grain doesn't seem to do anything, or it would take like an hour to shave one leg when it cuts off so little of my hair.

[Rexxasaurus]

Honestly if you want no hair on your legs and/or arms, just get them waxed. Shaving them takes a lifetime and it grows back so quickly.

[brutalmoose]

I'm just waiting for some type of Nair or cream or something that just works for forever. One time use and it's just gone.

Someone go out and invent that, please.

[Stoffy]

[QUOTE=LordyLord;44071059]Am I the only one here who shaves their butt or do most of you guys like the immaculate feeling of a smooth butt?[/QUOTE]

I shave my cock n butte once a week. Sometimes I also shave my legs.
Smooth legs are amazing. <3

[Ax3l]

Goodnight ya gays