Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Jesus. My mom treats my stepdad like compete shit for no reason.

Nooooooo I just accidentally broke the leg off my Error-Patterned Portal Turret :c

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44077893]Nooooooo I just accidentally broke the leg off my Error-Patterned Portal Turret :c[/QUOTE] Glue it back on, it ain't that hard.

The only way I can entirely focus at work is if I have caffeine. But then I twitch a lot. And then I eventually piss a lot. And all my twitching and bathroom visits is probably making my boss think I'm snorting coke in the bathroom or something. I already slur and stammer enough in front of the register. :(

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44077957]Glue it back on, it ain't that hard.[/QUOTE] I have no glue so it is that hard now. ON THE UPSIDE the college sent a letter regarding my interview. Next tuesday at 4:40pm, ace

No coffee for me on account of my anxiety and all that. It was hard for a few months being caffeine free, I love that shit.

DAMNIT EBAY STOP LINKING ME LATEX WOMEN'S SHOES, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME

[QUOTE=Schlinky;44076142]It's my birthday, woop[/QUOTE] Have a cake. [img]http://cdn.cakecentral.com/9/9a/900x900px-LL-9acea35a_RainbowCake.jpeg[/img]

[QUOTE=Gray001;44078084]DAMNIT EBAY STOP LINKING ME LATEX WOMEN'S SHOES, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME[/QUOTE] I have a similar issue. [IMG]http://gyazo.com/a0eac3521c71e3d614735fc22e6f7f2f.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44073961]Im starting to take St. John Wort. I hope this improves my mood a little.[/QUOTE] those dont do shit

I'm trying to flirt with people but everyone has boyfriends and make me feel totally guilty about doing it [img]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/dunno.gif[/img]

I tend to have the same problem

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[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44078585]those dont do shit[/QUOTE] Says you. Didn't know you were a doctor.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44078736]Says you. Didn't know you were a doctor.[/QUOTE] I've taken those for about 3 months, they don't help at all.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44078790]I've taken those for about 3 months, they don't help at all.[/QUOTE] Yeah because everyone reacts to medicine the same right?

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44078795]Yeah because everyone reacts to medicine the same right?[/QUOTE] I've talked to 4 other people who've taken it, they've said the same thing.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44078809]I've talked to 4 other people who've taken it, they've said the same thing.[/QUOTE] That doesn't mean shit. It's like saying: "I've talked to four people who think Obama is a nazi" Boy that must mean obama is a nazi right?

shut up and take your damn herbs

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44078822]That doesn't mean shit. It's like saying: "I've talked to four people who think Obama is a nazi" Boy that must mean obama is a nazi right?[/QUOTE] your mileage may vary i just thought id let you know of other peoples experiences

They worked great for me. Well, until I ran out of pills and money.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44078809]I've talked to 4 other people who've taken it, they've said the same thing.[/QUOTE] Anecdotes.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44078595]I'm trying to flirt with people but everyone has boyfriends and make me feel totally guilty about doing it [img]http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/dunno.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Flirt with me my BF encourages it. [editline]28th February 2014[/editline] He's a keeper.

Thought of the day. I wonder if someone made rule 34 of flappy bird getting fucked by a pipe and captioned the picture FAPPY BIRD.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44079192]Thought of the day. I wonder if someone made rule 34 of flappy bird getting fucked by a pipe and captioned the picture FAPPY BIRD.[/QUOTE] Oh god why

[QUOTE=Chickens!;44079062]Flirt with me my BF encourages it. [editline]28th February 2014[/editline] He's a keeper.[/QUOTE] Chickens don't arouse me

What about Cocks?

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44079192]Thought of the day. I wonder if someone made rule 34 of flappy bird getting fucked by a pipe and captioned the picture FAPPY BIRD.[/QUOTE] [url]http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/flappy_bird/1[/url] Two images, and no pipes.

That one guy I had over a couple days ago hasn't been online since then. Hasn't answered skype, email, anything. I hope he's alright.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44079900][url]http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/flappy_bird/1[/url] Two images, and no pipes.[/QUOTE] fappy bird