Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Galen;44085198]OH I DO FANCY A GOOD CUP 'O JOE (Cookies to whoever gets the reference.)[/QUOTE] What is this "Joe" anyway I hear so much about?

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44085268]What is this "Joe" anyway I hear so much about?[/QUOTE] GI Joes put into a mug and then melted in the microwave. I don't get it either, but it's an American tradition.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44085283]GI Joes put into a mug and then melted in the microwave. I don't get it either, but it's an American tradition.[/QUOTE] Delicious. :v:

I want to drink a cup of coffee while someone blows me ;o

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44085345]I want to drink a cup of coffee while someone blows me ;o[/QUOTE] Sounds nice until you spill some joe on your johnson.

Who needs caffeine when you have dumbbells and glorious hydrating h2o? [URL=http://s24.photobucket.com/user/kalamari13/media/emot-colbert.gif.html][IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/kalamari13/emot-colbert.gif[/IMG][/URL]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44085395]Sounds nice until you spill some joe on your johnson.[/QUOTE] At least you will have a hot moment to remind of. Burning hot...

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44085395]Sounds nice until you spill some joe on your johnson.[/QUOTE] Only to be put out by a cool, wet tongue~ HEUUEU

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44085704]Only to be put out by a cool, wet tongue~ HEUUEU[/QUOTE] Stop giving me a boner.

that's it gay stuff is banned from this thread act straight or be dead

so how about those vaginas huh

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44085789]so how about those vaginas huh[/QUOTE] Yeah they're pretty great Oh fuck wait that makes me a lesbian FUCK

[QUOTE=Galen;44085776]Stop giving me a boner.[/QUOTE] No!

Your avatar goes well with that statement.

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44085395]Sounds nice until you spill some joe on your johnson.[/QUOTE] spilling joe on my johnson would certainly rustle my [I]jimmies[/I] are we doing name puns I wanna do name puns actually on second thought let's not do name puns

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44078554]I have a similar issue. [IMG]http://gyazo.com/a0eac3521c71e3d614735fc22e6f7f2f.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] what the hell is baby jesus butt plug

[QUOTE=bitches;44085808]what the hell is baby jesus butt plug[/QUOTE] Well. I went back to the page just to reply. [QUOTE]Step into a dark and absurd world where human beings are slaves to corporations, people are photocopied instead of born, and the baby jesus is a very popular anal probe.[/QUOTE] The fuck.

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44085704]Only to be put out by a cool, wet tongue~ HEUUEU[/QUOTE] i may just be a virgin blowjob newbie but what sort of tongue is [i]cool[/i]?

[QUOTE=bitches;44085818]i may just be a virgin blowjob newbie but what sort of tongue is [i]cool[/i]?[/QUOTE] reptile tongue apparently

[QUOTE=bitches;44085808]what the hell is baby jesus butt plug[/QUOTE] Wait a second These are [B][I]BOOKS?[/I][/B]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44085843]Wait a second These are [B][I]BOOKS?[/I][/B][/QUOTE] It's [I]clearly[/I] pure art, thank you very much.

[QUOTE=bitches;44085808]what the hell is baby jesus butt plug[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/77ZjePs.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44085883]It's [I]clearly[/I] pure art, thank you very much.[/QUOTE] Well, I will say it takes a special kind of mind to write a book titled Baby Jesus Butt Plug

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44085887][img]http://i.imgur.com/77ZjePs.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] good lord

[QUOTE=bitches;44085818]i may just be a virgin blowjob newbie but what sort of tongue is [i]cool[/i]?[/QUOTE] Not yours

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44085887][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/77ZjePs.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [quote][URL="http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php"]When you woke up this morning you know that something was missin in your life. It wasn't the new car, the new job, the boyfriend or the girlfriend. But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus Butt Plug. Slap him on the dashboard. Use him as the ultimate pacifier [B]or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your magnificent Dildo Creche[/B].[/URL][/quote]

There's what appears to be a bible fleshlight on that website. That Buddha dildo looks like a fucking alien artifact.

I unironically bet that a couple of priests have bought one of those just because he though it would be respectful of his piety.

[QUOTE=Gray001;44078084]DAMNIT EBAY STOP LINKING ME LATEX WOMEN'S SHOES, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME[/QUOTE] I only ever get results for women's leggings.

I'm pretty much incapable of watching streams on my home connection, and it pisses me off.