Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Jesus loves me that I know For my butthole tells me so

Oh hey chat, what are we doing today, looking at holey sex toys? Thats cool.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44086199]Jesus loves me that I know For my butthole tells me so[/QUOTE] I'd sell my [del]soul[/del] body to get Marcelo Tubert to do that in the Waders/Ducky voice.

How do I get boys to like me My current style is only attracting girls

How smart are people in here when it comes to ~finances~ I got a letter from a pension plan that I was a part of through a union when I worked during high school. My membership in the plan was terminated because I haven't worked there in two years and by the sounds of it I can have the money sent to me as a lump sum, or transferred to a retirement savings plan, because my total contributions were less than 1800 bucks or something like that. Now I have no idea how pensions work but I assumed you had to be 65 to cash these out. It's only a few hundred bucks but money is money and I'd rather get it now than forget about it by the time I'm 65, if possible. The two forms included with the letter are a method of payment form and a "full and final release" which is all in legalese but it just sounds like I won't be able to sue the pension plan after they give me my money, or something. Am I missing something here or can I actually get the money out of my pension at age 23?

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;44086174]Someone send hugs I've fallen ill with a minor case of tonsillitis, and a major case of man flu ;-;[/QUOTE] I'll send you Baby Jesus dildos

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44086377]How smart are people in here when it comes to ~finances~ I got a letter from a pension plan that I was a part of through a union when I worked during high school. My membership in the plan was terminated because I haven't worked there in two years and by the sounds of it I can have the money sent to me as a lump sum, or transferred to a retirement savings plan, because my total contributions were less than 1800 bucks or something like that. Now I have no idea how pensions work but I assumed you had to be 65 to cash these out. It's only a few hundred bucks but money is money and I'd rather get it now then forget about it by the time I'm 65, if possible. Am I missing something here or can I actually get the money out of my pension at age 23?[/QUOTE] In general I've always heard about people in their 50s saying they wished they started saving in their early 20s I know you'd love to get the money now but if you don't go for it you might regret it

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44086401]In general I've always heard about people in their 50s saying they wished they started saving in their early 20s I know you'd love to get the money now but if you don't go for it you might regret it[/QUOTE] The thing is, the minimum amount to start an RRSP is $500, which is more than what's in my pension from working part-time at near minimum wage for a couple years. It's literally only $340 or something like that.

welp my sleeping pattern has slipped back to sleeping at 4am. It was good while it lasted :v:

-nyet-

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44086429]The thing is, the minimum amount to start an RRSP is $500, which is more than what's in my pension from working part-time at near minimum wage for a couple years. It's literally only $340 or something like that.[/QUOTE] then it seems like your choice has already been made

Do I seriously need a haircut or just brush it good? [t]https://photos-6.dropbox.com/t/0/AAAUlfdp2fRzWJsi0-pByugfiY9hH-7wioOv8jK2hIsGHA/12/6917336/jpeg/1024x768/3/1393653600/0/2/20140228_231805.jpg/XLnqU3PEGXm2HaWaOYeWnPV1G0ktbX6DMPbieUy9qkM[/t] Also noted things incase you tell me: never look sideways while front photo, need to shave off that thing.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44086694]then it seems like your choice has already been made[/QUOTE] Well I was just wondering if they think I'm 65 or something because I've never heard about getting money out of a pension before you actually retire I don't want to send the forms in only to find out they gave me money in error and have to repay it

One page for every day of the year. Huh.

Nobody is replying to my steam messages I am gonna CRY

Hey, guys, gonna try this Facepunch thing again.

Gonna play some ESO or Warframe. I might stream this. [editline]1st March 2014[/editline] The last time I streamed, it was still justin.tv, not twitch.tv. I have some stuff to update. [editline]1st March 2014[/editline] There we go. [url]http://www.twitch.tv/frozenpeak[/url] Fucking delays though.

Those are boring games to watch v:v:v

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44087895]Those are boring games to watch v:v:v[/QUOTE] I don't care. I have bandwidth and I'm bored.

For the last couple of months, I couldn't find any guys that I found very attractive, and I was wondering if my standards and expectations were all screwy. Then I saw these 3 wonderful looking ultra hipsters walk into the coffee shop I was at and I couldn't keep my eyes off them. And there was 1 who was particularly attractive that I wanted to work up the nerve to talk to, but didn't :( Some other time.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;44087978]And there was 1 who was particularly attractive that I wanted to work up the nerve to talk to, but didn't :( Some other time.[/QUOTE] To be fair he probably just would have been "What do you want who are you go away"

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44087984]To be fair he probably just would have been "What do you want who are you go away"[/QUOTE] Are you saying that because I said he looked like a hipster?

the solution is clearly to spill coffee all over him and invite him home to use your washing machine

[QUOTE=Rubs10;44087998]Are you saying that because I said he looked like a hipster?[/QUOTE] No, it's probably because he was just there to get a coffee and not be annoyed by a random person :v:

I'm trying to maneuver in ESO like Warframe.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;44087998]Are you saying that because I said he looked like a hipster?[/QUOTE] if someone walked up to me while i was engrossed in my own business i would react slightly hostile at first until i see that my interruptor means no ill

[QUOTE=bitches;44088002]the solution is clearly to spill coffee all over him and invite him home to use your washing machine[/QUOTE] I have to get a drink with the fanciest name possible, then say "Oh no, I spilled my -clearly pronounced super fancy drink name- all over you!" Then we'll lock eyes and fall in lesbians. [QUOTE=bitches;44088008]if someone walked up to me while i was engrossed in my own business i would react slightly hostile at first until i see that my interruptor means no ill[/QUOTE] Well considering they were at a coffee shop and just talking, they'd probably welcome it. I was just more worried about vomiting words and looking like a dolt.

coffee is incredible, i can't sleep so i'm on a binge of coffee and movies, i've finished around 4 - 5 films and drank a lot of coffee. I'm on reservoir dogs right now.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;44088010]I was just more worried about [B]vomiting words[/B] and looking like a dolt.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/7eAXe.jpg[/img] Other news, my phone's fucked and I can't listen to the right speaker of any headphones.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44088249] Other news, my phone's fucked and I can't listen to the right speaker of any headphones.[/QUOTE] Look inside the headphone port with a torch, see if there's shit stuck in there My iPod headphones did the same thing, turns out there was a chunk of pocket lint stuck in it. Cleaned it out with a staple I bent into a hook