Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?

[WhiteHusky]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44088290]Look inside the headphone port with a torch, see if there's shit stuck in there
My iPod headphones did the same thing, turns out there was a chunk of pocket lint stuck in it. Cleaned it out with a staple I bent into a hook[/QUOTE]

It's more of the headphone plug being [B]violently[/B] pulled out thanks to a push bar.

[editline]1st March 2014[/editline]

Also I got CS:GO.
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577889488872449732/66E493EF64C5EC5BDC9E51DE4F5EE56367AFDD84/[/t]
Am I cool yet?

[Viva_]

were still talking about coffee i see. This is good news.

Is it a problem that coffee is literally part of who i am as a person and is a major aspect/trait of my personality.

[Dilbert]

no

[Eila]

Work has gone from cutting my hours entirely because the manager is an idiot to giving me a ~30 hour week because the same manager got sick and they suddenly need me to cover their asses.

I'd quit but I don't have anything to fall back on yet. It really isn't easy to just turn up a new job but I really hate helping the same idiots that treated me like shit.

[Shier]

Currently at my grandmother's house with my mother, her new found lover and his two daughters.
God give me strenght to withstand this.

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44088249][img]http://puu.sh/7eAXe.jpg[/img]

Other news, my phone's fucked and I can't listen to the right speaker of any headphones.[/QUOTE]

where did you get this picture of me

[Ax3l]

Good marnong

[Batmoutarde]

For streaming I've found hitbox to be quite decent. Very short delay and everything.

Only problem is anyone that's not in North America will get an abysmal quality. And I've had people in California get some issues too

[Shier]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/7eZex.png[/IMG]

This asshole just tried phishing on me. Bitch got reported immedietely.

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44091713][IMG]http://puu.sh/7eZex.png[/IMG]

This asshole just tried phishing on me. Bitch got reported immedietely.[/QUOTE]

I've noticed they all add me, then read the big "[B]NOT TRADING[/B]" on the first line of my profile and remove me before I can accept :v:

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44092004]I've noticed they all add me, then read the big "[B]NOT TRADING[/B]" on the first line of my profile and remove me before I can accept :v:[/QUOTE]

At least they actually read it :v:

[NoOnE#235]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44092004]I've noticed they all add me, then read the big "[B]NOT TRADING[/B]" on the first line of my profile and remove me before I can accept :v:[/QUOTE]

Had something similar happen to me, some trader added me but then removed me just after I accepted and asked what he wanted; I don't have anything akin to "no trading" on my profile though.

Maybe he realized I have nothing of value in my inventory :v:

[Ray-The-Sun]

So I got the jonesing to play Sims 3 a few days ago, but not enough to find my retail disk or hassle with actually getting origin to download shit.

So it turns out Steam knows how to time things, as it's the new daily deal.

So that's cool, I go to buy it... only I'm cut off by [I][URL="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Love_Heart_SVG.svg/645px-Love_Heart_SVG.svg.png"]"someone I know" buying it for me before I can[/URL][/I]

[kaze4159]

I never really play the sims, I just try to build the most batshit crazy houses
Like the time I put a big, long block of land on the edge of a steep hill, and flattened it down so there was a steep cliff right after the footpath
Then I built a house supported over the cliff by a huge series of concrete pillars :v:

Only downside was, the entrance was slightly off street level so it was impossible to actually get anyone inside :v:

[Sparktimus]

I have fond memories of trapping people in a textureless box with nothing but a chair and a plate of cookies.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44092609]I have fond memories of trapping people in a textureless box with nothing but a chair and a plate of cookies.[/QUOTE]

[B][I]i want to play a game[/I][/B]

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44092609]I have fond memories of trapping people in a textureless box with nothing but a chair and a plate of cookies.[/QUOTE]
Wooden chairs plus fireplaces, spend all of your budget on it.

[Schlinky]

Putting your Sims in the pool, then taking the ladder out.

[brutalmoose]

rosebud;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

Then build everything.

[Sparktimus]

[I]"They're coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door. "[/I]

[Ray-The-Sun]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/iA7oHpf.jpg[/t]

[MuThing]

How nice, Nvidia decided to eat the Assassin's Creed 4 code I had and basically tell me the account I made for Uplay doesn't exist.

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44092761][I]"They're coming soon. Maybe you should think twice about opening the door. "[/I][/QUOTE]

"I'm gonna buy this cool looking painting!"
[IMG]http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121010163211/sims/images/b/b0/Tragicclown.jpg[/IMG]
"[I]what could possibly go wrong[/I]"

[Gray001]

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44092805]How nice, Nvidia decided to eat the Assassin's Creed 4 code I had and basically tell me the account I made for Uplay doesn't exist.[/QUOTE]

Stuff like that is why I haven't bothered with EA or Ubisoft in aaaaaages.

[Vomitself]

Also, every time you start a new family Bella Goth comes and visits you.

[Nerts]

Been playing the Dragonfall expansion for Shadowrun Returns.

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/5636656/Glory.jpg[/t]

My new waifu

[Rondego]

Why do I sleep until 3PM? I get out of bed and I feel like I've just pissed the day away even though I have nothing to do.

[Catshit]

Watfuck why is my knee inflamed it hurts to walk my gosh ow.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Catscratch;44093621]Watfuck why is my knee inflamed[/QUOTE]

better get a fire extinguisher then! haha!

[Rondego]

[QUOTE=Catscratch;44093621]Watfuck why is my knee inflamed it hurts to walk my gosh ow.[/QUOTE]

That sounds bad, you should stay in bed

with me

until 3pm