Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44165183]That goes without saying.[/QUOTE] Correction: I just [I]hate[/I] everyone.

[url=http://www.robse.dk/pages/SSBN/Image/sub_line-up01.jpg]comparison[/url] :v: [editline]7th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterFen006;44165194]Correction: I just [I]hate[/I] everyone.[/QUOTE] Hey hey now, that's not nice :c

I like healthy skinny bodies over big muscles or anything. And my veins stick out really badly on my arms. They look like Google Maps with all the highways and shit marked out.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44165192]If he's a sub, then I'm a goddamn Typhoon Class [t]http://aviationintel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/298063091_fa5eed6263.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I'm going to have to come up with a phrase using Sub and Torpedo in a sexual manner in the next 5 minutes so I can be proud of myself now :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44165230]I'm going to have to come up with a phrase using Sub and Torpedo in a sexual manner in the next 5 minutes so I can be proud of myself now :v:[/QUOTE] All hands aft~

I can't do this mainly because I have no idea what I'm talking about I give up I'd put a torpedo in my sub or something idk :v:

a pity Kaze isn't online or he'd make a subway joke I'm sure

I work on too many war-based pickup lines "I'm gonna penetrate your rear line" "My million man army is going to cross your Volga" "All hands aft" "I'm ready and at attention, cap'n, battle stations?"

[QUOTE=cheetahben;44165160]My ideal body is a soccer player/swimmer body Nothing can compare[/QUOTE] ottermode is p-nice

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44165289]I work on too many war-based pickup lines "I'm gonna penetrate your rear line" "My million man army is going to cross your Volga" "All hands aft" "I'm ready and at attention, cap'n, battle stations?"[/QUOTE] Do you think 'Blitzkrieg' would work? I would be pretty fuckin' stoked if I could shout 'Blitzkrieg' while banging :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44165319]Do you think 'Blitzkrieg' would work? I would be pretty fuckin' stoked if I could shout 'Blitzkrieg' while banging :v:[/QUOTE] Pickachu Blitzkrieg Attack! :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44165319]Do you think 'Blitzkrieg' would work? I would be pretty fuckin' stoked if I could shout 'Blitzkrieg' while banging :v:[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;DGcV-7EGF5U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGcV-7EGF5U[/video]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44165319]Do you think 'Blitzkrieg' would work? I would be pretty fuckin' stoked if I could shout 'Blitzkrieg' while banging :v:[/QUOTE] *throws down on bed* *tears off pants* *unzips own* "H-hans vat are you doing!?" "[B][U]BLITZKRIIIIIIEG[/U][/B]"

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44165192]If he's a sub, then I'm a goddamn Typhoon Class [t]http://aviationintel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/298063091_fa5eed6263.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/AOdOYSA.png[/img] Who here wants to lick my sub?~

[QUOTE=HyperTails;44165386][img]http://i.imgur.com/AOdOYSA.png[/img] Who here wants to lick my sub?~[/QUOTE] nigga pls i had 2 bitches workin my footlong yesterday @ subway spilt my sauce all down their shirts

I just discovered gizoogle. Oh my god.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44165289]I work on too many war-based pickup lines "I'm gonna penetrate your rear line" "My million man army is going to cross your Volga" "All hands aft" "I'm ready and at attention, cap'n, battle stations?"[/QUOTE] are you the blitzkrieg or the sitzkrieg?

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44165192]If he's a sub, then I'm a goddamn Typhoon Class [t]http://aviationintel.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/298063091_fa5eed6263.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Welcome to Russia.

[QUOTE=Saza;44165467]are you the blitzkrieg?[/QUOTE] I'm poland :v:

Today was a surprisingly good day, went shooting for once since last autumn, so since at least 5 months. Spent my last 100 bullets today! Woop. Was a bit cold and snowy, but otherwise, Canada.

Had a great time at the club meeting I went to. Today was a really good day.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44164681]Personality matters most to me, as long as you're not... long haired [/QUOTE] im getting really tired of all this racism in the gay chat thread ok

Git the clippers, Earl. We got one of dem "long-hairs"

I have long hair :c

I wish my hair was longer and not a tangled nest. Hence why I attempted dreads :v:

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44166290]Git the clippers, Earl. We got one of dem "long-hairs"[/QUOTE] I saw a porn once where some metalhead guy stole a bunch of equipment from a punk band and they caught him, then they shaved his head while having sex with him it was weird and oddly erotic

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44166347]I wish my hair was longer and not a tangled nest. Hence why I attempted dreads :v:[/QUOTE] Welcome to the "long tangled hair sucks" world :<

I'm gonna try straightening it next. [editline]7th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;44166353]I saw a porn once where some metalhead guy stole a bunch of equipment from a punk band and they caught him, then they shaved his head while having sex with him it was weird and oddly erotic[/QUOTE] What an oddly intricate plot for a porno.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44166387]I'm gonna try straightening it next.[/QUOTE] I have it short at the moment, just to start over again and see what happens. Apparently there's that myth that if you keep your hair with X thing when you shave it totally it'll grow less tangled, something like that, i don't know...

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44166387] What an oddly intricate plot for a porno.[/QUOTE] it was clearly amateur porn so probably the dude's fantasy or something [editline]7th March 2014[/editline] Oh and if you're having problems with long tangled hair, try combing it while it's wet. This isn't going to harm it if you're careful not to pull it through any knots, and use a wide-toothed comb. Also dry it by grabbing a bunch in the towel and squeezing lightly instead of rubbing the towel on your head, that causes [i]tons[/i] of tangles.