Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Well, I am in class with idiots so gay jokes are on daily basis.

honestly though there's a little bit of charm to immaturity that makes you miss it once everyone around you is serious.

I actually miss maturity of my old classmates from the highschool I transfered from.

I can't deal with serious for too long. I talk shit with people, and when people get serious I just wait for a joke opportunity. Like weeds growing through the cracks in the pavement. It's one of the plethora of personal issues I am trying to deal with atm. I don't see myself having any interpersonal relationship problems until I deal with my own head - to stop thinking about myself so I can start thinking about everybody else. One thing I'm trying to do is totally cut out my excessive pun-use around people, because I do it so often and enjoy it so little that it feels more like a coping mechanism than actual fun. Trying to get laughs out of people to make myself feel better about my quietness. Not saying all puns are bad and I should quit forever, but exploring extremes of behavior helps to narrow down where on the scale, between one extreme and the other, that you're most comfortable. I feel like the only thing I can talk about at-length is myself, and so I don't say anything to other people, and become the quiet guy. Thoughts rebound around the inside of your skull like a ball thrown around a room; picked up again and thrown around, rolling back to your feet so the process begins again. It's like, if you want to have anything new in there you need to get rid of the old stuff that's spent too long bouncing around, and let it bounce out the door. So if I talked about myself and let other people know me, then I would have less self-absorbed junk in my head and I'd be able to talk about other things, and I'd know what to say and how to hold conversations. That's the theory anyway.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;44198919]-everyone at 1AM[/QUOTE] Nuh uh mother[I]fucker[/I] this came at 11 PM

My secondry school was filled with immature twatwaffles. Made my life there pretty hellish. I just said twatwaffles, yes. Don't worry, I'm British, I can get away with it.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44201348]Nuh uh mother[I]fucker[/I] this came at 11 PM[/QUOTE] Sick Spinal Tap reference though. How's the motivation-kick holding up? [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Gray001;44201366]My secondry school was filled with immature twatwaffles. Made my life there pretty hellish. I just said twatwaffles, yes. Don't worry, I'm British, I can get away with it.[/QUOTE] No, you can't. Please leave this country.

[QUOTE=Teto;44201376]No, you can't. Please leave this country.[/QUOTE] Actually, I've been wanting to get out of the UK since I was like.. 10. Looks like I'll probably be trapped here for Uni, tho!

Leaving the UK is difficult because you realise everywhere else is worse.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44201510]Leaving the UK is difficult because you realise everywhere else is worse.[/QUOTE] im p sure northern europe is a thing

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44201510]Leaving the UK is difficult because you realise everywhere else is worse.[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Flag_of_Australia.svg/200px-Flag_of_Australia.svg.png[/img] It's like the UK but the weather doesn't suck [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Plus our accents are better according to everyone I've asked

[QUOTE=Ax3l;44199254]Good morning[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzhSbBftWtk"]Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning ah![/URL]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44201574][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b9/Flag_of_Australia.svg/200px-Flag_of_Australia.svg.png[/img] It's like the UK but the weather doesn't suck [editline]12th March 2014[/editline] Plus our accents are better according to everyone I've asked[/QUOTE] drop bears don't exist in the uk tho

I was joking anyway. I'd love to try living somewhere new. [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] Again.

I like the UK because it doesn't get ridiculously hot or ridiculously cold. Except for when it does sometimes. Also free healthcare is the greatest. I do wanna go to other places though :v:

I don't mind the Highlands here, it's the only thing keeping me here, to be honest. My city, though steeped in a very rich history which is still visible today, just isn't doing it for me. Same with London, the only other place in the UK I'd consider (but no Highlands nearby!). I'd like to live in Connecticut again, that would be lovely, or Vancouver because I like snowsports but like living in a city. Heh

You're not Asian enough for Vancouver

[QUOTE=Nightfury;44201579][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzhSbBftWtk"]Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning ah![/URL][/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtwmJA9qFMM"]Afternoon![/URL]

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44201629]You're not Asian enough for Vancouver[/QUOTE] Haha, I knew someone would say that. [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] And it was you!

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44201108]Oh my god, suddenly, everytime when I talk to anyone lately, they are like "Why you don't have a girlfriend?" and when someone's around, the first joke that falls is, "Maybe he's on boys?" and everyone laughs. And fucking laugh with them. I should just post that shit on my FB and be fucking done with it.[/QUOTE] This was me during the highschool years. Except everyone was wondering why i wasn't fully 'going out' with this one girl who obviously had a huge thing for me. No one suspected i was gay, no one had even allowed the thought the cross their mind. In fact a few of my friends at school, really the girl ones would laugh about how if i were gay i would make a terrible gay man because at the time i was known for my style sense. In that i always wore plain shirts, and jeans, never ever wore like big name brands and i could easily blend in crowd and look generic (which was kind of the point really). It's quite funny though as literally no one ever expected me to be gay. When i came out to two close childhood friends they were amazed. They mentioned something i noticed myself, that when we were out they were talking about girls or checking them out while i always remained quite in those conversations or never commented on girls. Both of them had suspected that i was different but both had literally just thought i was asexual. They just thought i didn't give a shit about getting on dat at all. My friends thought i was asexual and never even considered the thought i was gay :v

I live in Northern Ireland. I wish I could live in Sweden, though, because their accents are the cutest thing I have ever heard! Also, free healthcare and stuff.

Northern Ireland's already got free healthcare. Less drug dealers would be nice though.

[QUOTE=Gray001;44201655]I live in Northern Ireland. I wish I could live in Sweden, though, because their accents are the cutest thing I have ever heard! Also, free healthcare and stuff.[/QUOTE] I'm from Ireland and I live in Sweden at the moment. The dream. [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] It's a nearly perfect country, the only problem is that the Nazi party is gaining momentum. [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] I suppose that makes it perfect if you're a Nazi. [editline]11th March 2014[/editline] Are you a Nazi?

[QUOTE=Reagy;44199188][img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1394601254.jpg[/img] I did it againnnnn.[/QUOTE] Are you proud of yourself [editline]w[/editline] [media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=ICRt2-plVSE[/media]

Yeah but to be honest she has a hobby/fetish she enjoys and the income to fund it so w/e

[QUOTE=Chickens!;44201747] It's a nearly perfect country, the only problem is that the Nazi party is gaining momentum. [/QUOTE] [video=youtube;nVGxJAd0iYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVGxJAd0iYs[/video]

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I love this segment. [video=youtube;324FwKOh2wE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=324FwKOh2wE[/video] ᴿᴵᴾ

[QUOTE=Chickens!;44201784]Yeah but to be honest she has a hobby/fetish she enjoys and the income to fund it so w/e[/QUOTE] Pillows are a fetish? I just like them because cushy. Also I did something pretty stupid and its put me on near "throwing out of the house" level, I don't know whats going on with me.

My fucking insomnia is going at it again - 3:30am and it looks like I'm in for another sleepless night. Someone hug me or something. Anyway, hope you're all doing better than me.