Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[quote]Southern Yukon Territory, Canada Undisclosed Facility 1998 Dr. Carlisle stood proudly in front of the crowd of officials that huddled inside the auditorium, his back to the massive blast doors behind the stage. They all wore thick jackets to combat the leaks of cold air from the outside. Generals, scientists and translators muttered, their words creating a cloud of noise. Carlisle took to the microphone. “Good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations Security Council.” The crowd fell silent, but soon met his entrance with a light applause. Carlisle lifted his hand and adjusted his thick-framed glasses. The crowd silenced again and watched with intent. “For decades, we have suffered tragedy after tragedy and endured misery on a worldwide scale due to the proliferation of our technology. But today, my friends, I am proud to announce our way to combat it.” Carlisle pressed a button on the podium, and the blast doors rumbled slowly and opened with a resounding groan. “Our work, using the fragments of the Tunguska Meteor, and our research into the genetics of modern life forms…has produced this.” Carlisle turned and gestured to the display. The doors opened to reveal not a hanger, not a vehicle, but a massive holding tank for a slumbering beast. Its claws stretched the length of the front of the tank, and its back rose and fell heavily with each breath. The crowd leaned forward and began to grow nervous. “Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future of mankind’s defense. Organic Symbiotic Lifeform A1, codename ‘Orga’” [/quote] Taking a personal Godzilla storyline for a spin. [sp]Yes I know Orga is a set character and that this origin is totally unrelated but w/e I'm not making money off of it[/sp]

"Hey I actually got up early, I should talk to that guy I've been meaning to" [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10437436/Screenshot_2014-03-16-15-24-54.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44251207]wow what did elves ever do to you[/QUOTE] one of my friends quit our warband to join a bunch annoying pointy-eared wieners with bows :V naturally, we had to form a dedicated task-force against him and his wiener patrol.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44251721]one of my friends quit our warband to join a bunch annoying pointy-eared wieners with bows :V naturally, we had to form a dedicated task-force against him and his wiener patrol.[/QUOTE] You're really convincing me to try this now.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44251721]one of my friends quit our warband to join a bunch annoying pointy-eared wieners with bows :V naturally, we had to form a dedicated task-force against him and his wiener patrol.[/QUOTE] (If you don't think you know what this spoiler is for don't click) [sp]Isn't that the plot to day 2 of the south park game[/sp]

My uni has a LARP group, but I think it's less "live action roleplay" and more "Live action excuse to hit arts students with swords"

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44251838]My uni has a LARP group, but I think it's less "live action roleplay" and more "Live action excuse to hit arts students with swords"[/QUOTE] Isn't that exactly what LARP is?

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44252024]Isn't that exactly what LARP is?[/QUOTE] Not always. Sometimes, it's not swords.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44252394]Not always. Sometimes, it's not swords.[/QUOTE] Brain no. It's not time to be in the gutter.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44252394]Not always. Sometimes, it's not swords.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;Ggt9qKpbzxI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggt9qKpbzxI[/video]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44252439][video=youtube;Ggt9qKpbzxI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggt9qKpbzxI[/video][/QUOTE] Dick-smack. That's all I can say.

Aww my dogs asleep in the sun right now, she looks adorable. On the downside it's right in front of my door and I don't want to disturb her so I can't leave :v:

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44251690]"Hey I actually got up early, I should talk to that guy I've been meaning to" [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/10437436/Screenshot_2014-03-16-15-24-54.png[/img][/QUOTE] It's a sign. You will never talk to him again :yarr: [sp] Just catch him or send him messages via the steam offline mode thingy[/sp]

[QUOTE=Dramiek;44247222]Bloody hell it's tough to level up in GTA:O.[/QUOTE] You could always grind races for rp, here's [url=http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/playlists/playlist/ibo4e7M-FE6ih6ZAf7twBg]this playlist[/url] for ps3, the race only takes like 24 seconds to complete. I level up decently quick and get lot's of cash by hitting armored trucks, doing gang attacks, and occasional missions.

I had a bounty of a ridiculous amount of money (something like 500 million, no doubt it was cheated money) placed on my head in GTA:O a couple of months ago. I just waited it out in a solo session for around an hour until I got the money myself. :v:

gotta love it when you wake up and a bunch of script kiddies invite you to a skype call and threaten to call papa johns to your house

How would they know your address?

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44253907]How would they know your address?[/QUOTE] idk I literally just woke up, saw the request, asked who he was and he said "a friend" then he added me some sketchy Skype call with his comrades and threatened me with a bunch of stuff I just got out and blocked them all [URL]https://twitter.com/CrazyZenPort[/URL] <- this is the guy in question

I feel inferior by just looking at you all with your big avatars. In other news; I got a DSi for really cheap from a friend (around 60-70 bucks?) but it came with no games, no stylus and no charger. However, he's gonna give me both the stylus and the charger on Tuesday. And I need some game recommendations. Anyone?

[QUOTE=Krydar;44254251]I feel inferior by just looking at you all with your big avatars. In other news; I got a DSi for really cheap from a friend (around 60-70 bucks?) but it came with no games, no stylus and no charger. However, he's gonna give me both the stylus and the charger on Tuesday. And I need some game recommendations. Anyone?[/QUOTE] Animal Crossing.

[QUOTE=Viva;44253548]You could always grind races for rp, here's [url=http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/playlists/playlist/ibo4e7M-FE6ih6ZAf7twBg]this playlist[/url] for ps3, the race only takes like 24 seconds to complete. I level up decently quick and get lot's of cash by hitting armored trucks, doing gang attacks, and occasional missions.[/QUOTE] I still haven't tried GTA:O, nor have I finished GTA:V's story.

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;44254460]I still haven't tried GTA:O, nor have I finished GTA:V's story.[/QUOTE] Yeah, the story was a bit shit, and tedious, I never finished it. Also the driving was weird, weird driving physics (air control too, what the fuck).

GTA V was meh overall IMO

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44254848]GTA V was meh overall IMO[/QUOTE] It was fun for maybe 20-30 hours of playing, mostly because of the free roam.

I loved GTA V Especially not ice skating around the roads if you turned slightly

I like how you got rated dumb for not liking GTA 5.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44254848]GTA V was meh overall IMO[/QUOTE] It was overhyped, my expectations were way too high.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44254943]I like how you got rated dumb for not liking GTA 5.[/QUOTE] Yeah IKR, from nintendo guy from all people! He should hate GTA V too since nintend- ya know what, Im too tired to make a joke. Just think of something funny that has to do with nintendo since it's in his username. Fuck.

I can never really get into any GTA game, no idea why Got GTAV, played maybe 5 hours of it and haven't touched it in weeks. I kinda still want to play it but eh I dunno. Still need to beat last of us too. Both are good but just not drawing me in for some reason Now Dark Souls 2 I'm totally absorbed in