Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Fucking burds

It's 9 o'clock and there's birds everywhere :D

The way those birds run is so dumb

What the hell is this?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44269234]What the hell is this?[/QUOTE] A gay chat.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44269234]What the hell is this?[/QUOTE] Bird army

[QUOTE=redback3;44269228]The way those birds run is so dumb[/QUOTE] squawk squawk ur dumb

It seems like a Birdemic to me. I'll get the coat hanger

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44269273]It seems like a Birdemic to me. I'll get the coat hanger[/QUOTE] You mean the breadcrumbs. Aw yiss

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44269361]You mean the breadcrumbs. Aw yiss[/QUOTE] Here have some breadcrumbs.

[QUOTE=Galen;44269385]Here have some breadcrumbs.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/blHOASz.gif[/IMG]

Man I take a nap for like an hour and this is what I come back to.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44269537]Man I take a nap for like an hour and this is what I come back to.[/QUOTE] You can have some breadcrumbs too.

[t]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/a/ar/archaeopteryx/archaeopteryx_1.jpg[/t] Best Burd

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44269636][t]http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/naturelibrary/images/ic/credit/640x395/a/ar/archaeopteryx/archaeopteryx_1.jpg[/t] Best Burd[/QUOTE] nope [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/792933198699486884/C9BCCF8162B2FDB0CD584A20C9C6B501824E7C8B/[/IMG]

Today sucked. Missed all of my classes because I could hardly move around my room, much less go to class. Felt incredibly tired, like I was about to pass out.

I hate mornings I just wanna go back to sleep and not get up until 3 but I have classes at 11

[QUOTE=Galen;44269910]nope [IMG]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/792933198699486884/C9BCCF8162B2FDB0CD584A20C9C6B501824E7C8B/[/IMG][/QUOTE] Post the good one. [T]http://i.imgur.com/mLJL1mM.jpg[/T]

Waking up is simultaneously the best and worst thing. It's good because it's confirmation you didn't die mid-sleep and bad because usually you feel like someone ran a tractor over you.

Another ragequit in street fighter because I can't fucking control my hands and I can't think. I hate myself.

Sleeping is when I feel the best.

If I had any less self control, I wouldn't be able to ever leave my bed.

[t]https://24.media.tumblr.com/c088258a06a727e2eb5ea935ffe76c12/tumblr_n2ls56yjtT1sl0qlzo1_1280.jpg[/t] This is so incredibly weird to look at. And come on, you guys start doing the whole bird avatar thing only when I have an avatar that I really like that isn't a bird :(. [QUOTE=Roll_Program;44270624]Sleeping is when I feel the best.[/QUOTE] Ain't it funny how the time you can feel the best is when you're unconscious.

I just sneezed and scared the shit out of my bird, sending her flying across the room. Now she's on my chest trying to eat a white spot printed on my shirt :v:

[QUOTE=Tark;44270648][t]https://24.media.tumblr.com/c088258a06a727e2eb5ea935ffe76c12/tumblr_n2ls56yjtT1sl0qlzo1_1280.jpg[/t] This is so incredibly weird to look at. And come on, you guys start doing the whole bird avatar thing only when I have an avatar that I really like that isn't a bird :(. [/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj0ChLVTpaA]*store music*[/url] "U-uhh....hmm...let's see a...no...I'll have a Kielb--" "Hey, Gennady, they have little packaged peanuts...I think I'll get these and some wet wipes" "Alexi, don't forget to buy some ice cream, I could go for some vanilla right about now"

[QUOTE=Tark;44270648][t]https://24.media.tumblr.com/c088258a06a727e2eb5ea935ffe76c12/tumblr_n2ls56yjtT1sl0qlzo1_1280.jpg[/t] This is so incredibly weird to look at. And come on, you guys start doing the whole bird avatar thing only when I have an avatar that I really like that isn't a bird :(. Ain't it funny how the time you can feel the best is when you're unconscious.[/QUOTE] That's mental health for you. It's a break from how much mental effort it takes to get through the day. Then there's another hard part, trying to break through and fall asleep.

So... I think I owe you guys a story. I'll now tell y'all how I lost some "friends" (or ex-buddies as of then) and got even better ones. It all began last year, when I had to quit my job because of uni since those didn't match very well. I was getting late at classes, my grades were low and I could not for the life of me pay for it. So I thought "whatever, I'll just find another job then" and quit. This snowballed into six months of pure agony as I tried to find a job while my uni's payment was, you guessed, six months due. Never ever I've been in such a state like that. I cried, laid in bed, played games, did nothing all day. I asked for some shoulders to cry on, they came. Those were the wrong shoulders to cry on though, since I spilled all I had while not being sure of what would happen. Told some more friends about my bisexuality, not that it matters much about me but it made me feel better telling someone this, it always does, so "whatever". In October a friend of mine said he'd like me and a friend (I'll call her [B]girl[/B] from now on) of his to become "closer", as in, for me to try something with her. Keep in mind that, until then, I never tried anything with a girl, ever. I never went after someone, generally they'd be after me instead, which somehow happened in December, will be getting into that soon. So [B]girl[/B] likes animes, weird stuff, is fun etc and I admit I became a little obsessed with her, which was both a bad and a good thing in my opinion. I started to put her on top of my friends. Fuck, me going out with her boosted my confidence a lot so not only I was talking to her, I started to chat with a lot more people than before, I don't know, it's like she hit a switch on me that turned "social" mode on so obviously I started to go out with her instead of my friends, since she made me feel better. I still had no job. The illusion of her bringing happiness to my life faded as soon as my uni started calling my number to ask of what was due. I cried more, and as I cried she rejected me more. I'm such a drama queen, she hated it all, she also had some love problems last year, by being a lover of a guy for a whole fucking year, and kept saying how she didn't need a relationship right now because she was hurt, I was dumb because I insisted. Not dumb, inexperienced. My friends started to complain about how I was getting far from them, distant even. "You changed", some said, "you're worse than before." This made me really mad, I was confused, trashed, had no money, no job, I went home crying since instead of being helped, I was being criticized. It went like this through the end of November. December. Both the happiest and the saddest month of 2013. I was still talking with her. I was happier. I FOUND A JOB for fucks sake, I did it! Began working there on December 10th. I went to a bar with a friend just to celebrate and I ended up crashing in his house, both of us making out through a whole movie, it was great, I was happy. Happiness... It was a while since I felt like that. So warm... Then shit happened. Two friends and I joined and started to drink. Some-fucking-how the conversation became nothing but LGBT topics. One of them started to throw shit at my face like "there's no way a homosexual relationship can be romantic, it's ugly, it's disgusting, it's not normal". I got mad, I got really REALLY mad, I swear that, in my whole life, I never found anything that would be worth rioting over. I never though I would find anything worth punching my friends over. I did find it though, and it felt good. I argued, they argued. We argued for five hours, his arguments were ridiculous and so were mine, I admit, but we were drunk so I guess it was to be expected. Then came the bomb: "We actually only talk to you because you were our friend before telling us you had a boyfriend and likes men, isn't it right friend#2?", "Yes... Yes it is...", "Because I, for one, find it disgusting, the talks you had with the dude you made out with? Can't get over it.". I repeat, I was mad. I said I wanted to punch them, left his house and started to wander through the streets. It was 5h00AM and I had to work, no way in hell I'd be late for my recently acquired job. I came back and friend#2 drove me home, didn't sleep, felt like shit. Stopped talking to both of 'em, and even more critiques were being aimed at me. Sooner than expected all of them (five, to be more precise) stopped talking to me, that was fine, I swear I felt amazing, I laughed out loud and was enjoying things again, I'd never let this kind of thing ruin it all, even though they did ruin a little. They messaged my ex and the dude I made out with with many ridiculous things and proceeded to delete/block them. I felt ashamed of this so I only re-added them a few days ago... Shit son, now this gets interesting. It was New Year's Eve, fucking 01/01 0h00, I talked with [B]girl[/B] and she called me over to her house. Had some great fun with her parents, brothers, relatives and such. Real great fun. When I left her house, I called her over to my car and said: "I guess I owe you a Christmas gift." It was a plush dog and a Domo. She loved it, hugged me, and we made out. This whole experience led to this, the first time I ever made out with someone I went after. It was my achievement, it felt great, I had to tell those fucking pricks this, since they always told me I'd never even touch her. I asked the one whom presented me her over to my house, and I told him how it all happened. He said he felt happy for me and such. Now now, I'd like to say two things. One: I keep a knife on my desk, because it's useful. It's a fancy knife, not a normal one though. Two: She and I always call each other masochists because of the relationships we had, me with a man and she by being a lover. Two weeks go by without talking to them again. Suddenly a friend of mine who's somewhat close to them too gave me a call asking if something was wrong, how I was doing etc and that he was worried about me. I wondered what the hell he was talking about since I've never felt so happy before. He told me that friend#3 came over my house, and allegedly I was cutting myself for her, that he saw blood, masochism and a knife, dirty with blood. Now this, this was the last straw. I created a group chat on Facebook and asked what the fuck was wrong with me, with them and demanded for them to be real about it. And so we fought. And so I found out friend#3 made [B]girl[/B] and me meet because he didn't like me liking guys and wanted me to be "less gay". They all wanted it from the beginning, I just didn't notice. I was daft, I was shocked, but ANGRY. Told 'em to never talk to me again and to leave me alone. I even made acidic comments on facebook which I never did before just so they'd get mad at me even more, giving more reasons for them not to talk to me again. [B]Girl[/B] also got mad because they talked shit about her and she wound up reading the chat later. Gee, what a long run. Now I want to thank my friends who really supported me through all of this, they were great help. My cousin's girlfriend, a lovely girl named Nathalia, and a lot more. They made me see what I couldn't. Turns out that the thing with [B]girl[/B] didn't work out, she told me she doesn't need a relationship after all and guess what, after one week I'm completely okay with it. She helped me in ways I can't even describe, I feel more confident around not only girls, but boys too. I got a girls phone number for the first time ever this Saturday, also got a second one this Monday, shit is starting to get really good. Getting away from those guys felt like tons of weight just vanished. I feel fine. Obviously I still have some emotional scars but fuck it, I have real friends now, I love and cherish them. Sorry about my grammar, I'm a crying piece of shit and Brazilian, so forgive me and my mistakes. Thanks...

What's with the bolding on girl?

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;44271128]story[/QUOTE] Grammar isn't really needed at times like this. You're not a piece of shit (and I don't get what being Brazilian has to do with any of it) and mistakes are part of growing up and part of life too. I'm glad you found some real friends and I'm glad you got through your tough times.

I got chili. Pretty spicy, pretty good. [editline]17th March 2014[/editline] Wish I had chips, though.