Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44294504]If by things you mean boiling you alive then yes.[/QUOTE] Stop it my girldick can only get so hard

[QUOTE=Teto;44294471]I can't even imagine a 'me' who would actually go out and have sex with another human being. I would probably just make a bad joke and turn people off. At the club saying "This is really gay haha" Shot down by mature young adults who are younger than myself "You'll never be able to engage in the gay community if you keep mocking and distancing yourself from your own homosexuality" End of play One day I'll be a proper gay, I'm sure of it. I'm still young and immature and I am ashamed to feel like I'm pretending not to be. I'm basically a 15 year old in some ways. Being anything more than I am right now is a worrying concept. I've been a quiet person for years, and expressing anything more than that is surreal and uncomfortable. 2014 is a weird year.[/QUOTE] I like feeling like I am still a kid. The real world is to scary.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44294504]If by things you mean boiling you alive then yes.[/QUOTE] Sorry, but I don't think I'm into being dead. Also, Windows Format, don't just pop in mid sentence.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44294493]This is true, the moment I became a furry I grew a handlebar mustache and the government was notified that my first name had been changed to "Snidely"[/QUOTE] stay away, demonspawn

[QUOTE=Teto;44294259]The mind of the sexually active individual is a strange and confusing place.[/QUOTE] "You can't comprehend this because you're not sexually active".

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44294530]"You can't comprehend this because you're not sexually active".[/QUOTE] Yes

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44294526]Sorry, but I don't think I'm into being dead.[/QUOTE] It's nice to be adventurous.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44294543]It's nice to be adventurous.[/QUOTE] But unless I'm magic and can suddenly reform, I doubt I can be adventurous after death.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44294542]Yes[/QUOTE] Cool, thanks for your reply.

Holy shit that edit reason

[t]http://puu.sh/7C6eU.png[/t] Damnit Roll, don't be funion and try breaking everything. [t]http://puu.sh/7C6FO.png[/t] In This Thead, we break Facepunch.

Sometimes you just have to scare the posting system into working I guess

Just gonna cry to sleep I guess, night

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44294649]Just gonna cry to sleep I guess, night[/QUOTE] Night! Thanks for stopping by!

Wow, I was pressing F5 on page 425 for a while before realizing y'all were two pages ahead of me, I'm tired.

Well, it [I]is[/I] 2:46 am. On a week-day. What am I doing.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44294785]Well, it [I]is[/I] 2:46 am. On a week-day. What am I doing.[/QUOTE] Browsing facepunch That's all I can deduce really, the rest is up to you

Dunno why, but the combination of The Binding of Isaac and Rush music gets me pumped.

[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;44294493]This is true, the moment I became a furry I grew a handlebar mustache and the government was notified that my first name had been changed to "Snidely"[/QUOTE] You too? Damn, I thought it was just me. When I did, I ended up having the overwhelming urge to tie women to railroad tracks.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44294785]Well, it [I]is[/I] 2:46 am. On a week-day. What am I doing.[/QUOTE] Same boat, slightly different situation though, couldn't sleep if I tried. (I re-typed that three times because spelling errors)

I am a little drunk right now upon writing this, apologies if I ever come off as incoherent. So, here goes: I'm very barely 18, but I've been feeling depressingly lonely. Earlier tonight, I invited a few female friends over, they both ask if they can bring their boyfriends. I say OK, because they're both pretty cool too. However, I didn't figure that I'd just be watching them cuddle and be cute couples for the rest of the night. I dunno, I figure I shouldn't be in a relationship right now, since I plan on moving to the next state over in less than a year anyways. But, like... I'm just so fucking sad and upset and unhappy with everyone and I've just never been interested in anyone ever and I just want to find some guy who I don't have to hide anything from, and he also be cute. Is that so hard to ask for? I don't think I'm too terrible of a person... [editline]March 19, 2014[/editline] can't wait to sober up tomorrow morning and feel like a piece of shit about this

[QUOTE=cheetahben;44295684]. However, I didn't figure that I'd just be watching them cuddle and be cute couples for the rest of the night.[/QUOTE] this is more or less why I try to avoid going on couples' dates etc. they always seem to be 'date with your significant other with the occasional word or glance to the others' (assuming you're not single, then it's even worse)

Teto is super nice to everyone I like seeing teto's posts

So, this is the second day I went to bed before 2am. I feel worse then I usually do. Like someone just hit me with wooden plank over my head.

It's 6:18 am and I'm still unable to sleep.

You guys are hilarious. It didn't work out. But they're probably staying the night on Friday. So I will get the kisses and cuddles I want mwhahaha >:) Also made another OkCupid, just to flirt with. [editline]20th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Teto;44294229]It'd be fun for the whole family if you gave us a full review, or at least a rating out of 10 and a quick blurb about your experience and customer satisfaction. Sexual performance review sites should exist.[/QUOTE] That's a million dollar idea Teto. Make a website where we review eachother sexually. Perfect.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44274906]So, last night I had a dream that I somehow found a ball python from our car's cup holder, all bunled up as I picked it from there and showed it to my family. As they started adoring the thing I realized something was wrong: Everyone in my family hates snakes. And right away I wake up as I realize it is actually a dream. Thanks, brain :v:[/QUOTE] the snake represents cute boys [editline]20th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;44274967]My dream last night consisted of eating at the dinner table alone, then some guy I knew in high school turns up and vomits all over the table. He then said "Sorry" and I woke up. I guess this dream was brought on by my mild fear of vomiting.[/QUOTE] the vomit represents vomiting

[QUOTE=bitches;44297271]the snake represents cute boys[/QUOTE] Another one of those things I'll never have in my life I suppose? Of course I could try doing something about it but that would take effort soooo...

These ADs seem to be working. Unlike the last ones, they don't make me tired. \o/

BLARG. TitianFall is delayed AGAIN. I wish I had money for an Xbone or a good PC.