Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

I had a dream there was a Police raid next door. That was pretty cool. Also there was some random guy in his underpants in my room for no reason the whole time. That was a bit less cool but there you go. also yay i beat punch-out my life is complete [t]http://i.imgur.com/a874em0.png[/t]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44298057]I had a dream there was a Police raid next door. That was pretty cool. Also there was some random guy in his underpants in my room for no reason the whole time. That was a bit less cool but there you go.[/QUOTE] Was he at least sexy?

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44298126]Was he at least sexy?[/QUOTE] Nope he looked quite awful. also i argued with him and punched him in the face a few times while telling him to leave my house which seems pretty reasonable :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44298057]I had a dream there was a Police raid next door. That was pretty cool. Also there was some random guy in his underpants in my room for no reason the whole time. That was a bit less cool but there you go. also yay i beat punch-out my life is complete [t]http://i.imgur.com/a874em0.png[/t][/QUOTE] Not even Mike Tyson you scrub Lord. Do it again

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44298243]Not even Mike Tyson you scrub Lord. Do it again[/QUOTE] but but he was like mike tyson just not black and more stupid looking he had the uppercuts and the winks and everything

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44298057]I had a dream there was a Police raid next door. That was pretty cool. Also there was some random guy in his underpants in my room for no reason the whole time. That was a bit less cool but there you go. also yay i beat punch-out my life is complete [t]http://i.imgur.com/a874em0.png[/t][/QUOTE] Pfth. Finger speed.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44298215]Nope he looked quite awful. also i argued with him and punched him in the face a few times while telling him to leave my house which seems pretty reasonable :v:[/QUOTE] This is why I don't visit heavyguy in his dreams. Hes mean.

Breaking and Entering is worthy of punches to the face even in dreams yo

"you just infiltrated my house, here's some fruit punch. I might have spiked it a bit" [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY[/url] chickens

When I arrived at work yesterday, I found this couple on top of my box stack. [t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28549922/2014-03-18%2009.32.39.jpg[/t] Didn't know bears rolled that way. [editline]20th March 2014[/editline] Also goddamn, there was broken glass everywhere today, lamps, mirrors, old china, nothing was spared. And an oil lamp filled with kerosene got busted in the middle of our sorting pile, the entire room just reeked.

So I'm sat here eating ice cream worrying to myself because I still haven't gone down and handed in my sick note for today and the office is only open for another hour. I can't do this...

Are we still talking about our dreams? Last night I had a dream where there were sentient tornadoes everywhere and I went outside and had a conversation with one of them. I have no clue why I wasn't sucked up V:v:V

[QUOTE=Galen;44300057]Are we still talking about our dreams? Last night I had a dream where there were sentient tornadoes everywhere and I went outside and had a conversation with one of them. I have no clue why I wasn't sucked up V:v:V[/QUOTE] You were having a conversation with a giant cloud and the first thing you question is physics? :v:

Yup, I'm weird like that.

So today (well yesterday now) was a pretty bad day for me. I had trouble getting to sleep, I was stressed and worried and completely unmotivated. Despite being assured by you guys he might still like me back. Well I woke up at 3am just now to this message from him: [QUOTE]And I really like you too. I enjoy being with you and now that I'm not with you I appreciate you more :-)[/QUOTE] Relief levels off the charts. Now I can actually sleep properly. Thanks everyone for your help. Still early days in this relationship but looks like I am gonna make it through the first hurdle.

Cat is sat on my shoulder trying to push my headset off and succeeding, help.

[QUOTE=Galen;44300057]Are we still talking about our dreams? Last night I had a dream where there were sentient tornadoes everywhere and I went outside and had a conversation with one of them. I have no clue why I wasn't sucked up V:v:V[/QUOTE] I always talk about my dreams It's all I have to talk about right now and most of the time :v:

I turned 18 today time to camwhore myself over tumblr wooo [sp]god no[/sp]

I dreamed I got shot through the heart. I wonder who's to blame...

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44300244]I turned 18 today time to camwhore myself over tumblr wooo [sp]god no[/sp][/QUOTE] Welcome to the tax payer world, now go drown in beer to forget about it!

I went to the casino on my 18th Made 50$ Fun stuff

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44300253]I dreamed I got shot through the heart. I wonder who's to blame...[/QUOTE] you gave love a bad name

[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;44300405]Welcome to the tax payer world, now go drown in beer to forget about it![/QUOTE] I have to wait a year until I legally drink

I did what most people do and did nothing. Birthdays aren't special after you turn, like, 8.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44300697]I did what most people do and did nothing. Birthdays aren't special after you turn, like, 8.[/QUOTE] I dunno. My 17th was special, my 18th was special, and my 21st is gonna be special. Mainly because those are the ages where you get to... do things.

My birthdays are usually just another day, except we order pizza. We did used to go to the arcade sometimes, but we live a lot farther away now and we can't really afford that.

The thing about birthdays is, after the age of 25 they're all the same. 8 is a big difference from 7. 16 is a big difference from 15. 39 is...pretty much the same thing as 38.

I'm 20. Friggin' awful age. August 12th I get to begin legally killing my liver with alcohol though. I think it's a little funny that I'm allowed to join the army and possibly die for my country but I'm not allowed to enjoy a drink. /priorities

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;44300928]I'm 20. Friggin' awful age. August 12th I get to begin legally killing my liver with alcohol though. I think it's a little funny that I'm allowed to join the army and possibly die for my country but I'm not allowed to enjoy a drink. /priorities[/QUOTE] Oh hey. My 21st is on August the 13th. Don't think I'll be doing any drinking though.

I'm 17 that doesn't stop me from having some vodka