Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

420 blaze it

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44307186]420 blaze it[/QUOTE] Slow down son, it's only 4pm

Might be attending my county's first pride parade festival this Saturday.

[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;44306736]If it's your first time drinking, expect it to taste weird. It's an acquired taste, but once you acquire it, welcome to a marvelous world of wonderful tastes and flavors.[/QUOTE] And don't overdo it. I went a little crazy a few years ago. It took nearly a year to actually drink without vomiting after that. I still have a slight taste aversion but I can power through it now.

[QUOTE=Demache;44307252]And don't overdo it. I went a little crazy a few years ago. It took nearly a year to actually drink without vomiting after that. I still have a slight taste aversion but I can power through it now.[/QUOTE] I had exactly this happen to me, got terribly sick from a fair few too many Heinekens and i simply gagged at the taste of any beer for a good 6 months. i re-acquired the taste of beer, but memories of that awful time i had at NYE two years ago with like 12 beers and an empty stomach keeps me from ever drinking out of control again.

Oh boy I've got another one of those tech support stories from work. Client calls up: "Java says I'm out of memory, but I can remember things just fine". Ended up having to explain it meant the computer was out of RAM, not her own brain. My god, she was actually serious about it as well (She was old, so maybe that explains it).

[QUOTE=Animosus;44307300]Oh boy I've got another one of those tech support stories from work. Client calls up: "Java says I'm out of memory, but I can remember things just fine". Ended up having to explain it meant the computer was out of RAM, not her own brain. My god, she was actually serious about it as well (She was old, so maybe that explains it).[/QUOTE] Maybe she was scared it had diagnosed her with dementia or something.

Java now gives alzeimers disease. Confirmed

Thinking about getting weekend job so I have constant flow of money. It could really come in handy. Well, thinking... I am going to today walk around the town and loof for some so I am pretty much counting on getting one.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44307300]Oh boy I've got another one of those tech support stories from work. Client calls up: "Java says I'm out of memory, but I can remember things just fine". Ended up having to explain it meant the computer was out of RAM, not her own brain. My god, she was actually serious about it as well (She was old, so maybe that explains it).[/QUOTE] It makes me sad to know that I'll eventually be like that old woman when newer technology of the future comes along

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i'm sure you've been told this before but snaphots of inside jokes to outside people is boring [editline]21st March 2014[/editline] [thumb]http://www.african-safari-pictures.com/image-files/baby-giraffes.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=bitches;44308005]i'm sure you've been told this before but snaphots of inside jokes to outside people is boring[/QUOTE] I don't think anyone knows what a 'Boosh' is. Just found it funny that we ended up repeating the word for no reason.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44307300]Oh boy I've got another one of those tech support stories from work. Client calls up: "Java says I'm out of memory, but I can remember things just fine". Ended up having to explain it meant the computer was out of RAM, not her own brain. My god, she was actually serious about it as well (She was old, so maybe that explains it).[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport[/url]

Sudden UPS man in front of my front door gave me a heart attack today. Damn UPS

Second time delivering pizzas was really fun. I made plenty of mistakes, even taking 40 minutes for one delivery, but I am so improved on only my second day, it just filled me with confidence despite the pretty serious mistakes I made.

40 mins? I hope it was free

Good luck getting that in Australia :v:. Pizza shops here (at least Perth) are pretty much "yeah you will eventually get it lol" [editline]21st March 2014[/editline] I've waited 4 hours for a pizza before. I wasn't happy and was hungry as fuck by the time it arrived.

Welp I (and also xieneus who im sure is like suicidal now) finished C&C4. It's okay. Not good, not totally atrocious but okay.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44309863]Good luck getting that in Australia :v:. Pizza shops here (at least Perth) are pretty much "yeah you will eventually get it lol" [editline]21st March 2014[/editline] I've waited 4 hours for a pizza before. I wasn't happy and was hungry as fuck by the time it arrived.[/QUOTE] you poor soul

What's the point in waiting 4 hours? In that time you could cook a whole feast.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44307960][img]http://puu.sh/7DF7q.png[/img][/QUOTE] "Bryon" that is so fucking ghetto

Nothing says quality post like a chatlog.

Bryon Furwolf, Jimmy Skinhuman's alter ego

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44310253]Nothing says quality post like a chatlog.[/QUOTE] Man give him a break. Sure it wasn't funny but man

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44311253]Man give him a break. Sure it wasn't funny but man[/QUOTE] We did give him a break, but he only posts spam like that.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44311428]We did give him a break, but he only posts spam like that.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry I just want everyone to get along. I shouldn't have said anything.

I hate getting out of bed at 2PM, but I'm realizing that whenever I wake up at 10AM or so then stay in bed, I fall back asleep and have some fucking weird dreams. I really should keep a journal of these things because they're so fucking I don't even know Like last night it was me and a small group of people all eating footlong subway sandwiches, and some guy comes up to me and tries to start a fight with me or something but when I told him off and eventually drove him away, he gave me half of his sandwich. Then someone else walked up to this goth girl and she started wailing on him until she realized he wasn't a threat, and apparently as a sign of apology she traded half of her sandwich for his. The rest of the dream was basically lots of badmouthing and fighting followed by the trading of half of each other's sandwiches.

[QUOTE=Alexak75;44311663]I hate getting out of bed at 2PM, but I'm realizing that whenever I wake up at 10AM or so then stay in bed, I fall back asleep and have some fucking weird dreams. I really should keep a journal of these things because they're so fucking I don't even know Like last night it was me and a small group of people all eating footlong subway sandwiches, and some guy comes up to me and tries to start a fight with me or something but when I told him off and eventually drove him away, he gave me half of his sandwich. Then someone else walked up to this goth girl and she started wailing on him until she realized he wasn't a threat, and apparently as a sign of apology she traded half of her sandwich for his. The rest of the dream was basically lots of badmouthing and fighting followed by the trading of half of each other's sandwiches.[/QUOTE] Maybe if we give Putin some subway sandwiches he'll calm down

[QUOTE=Alexak75;44311663]I hate getting out of bed at 2PM, but I'm realizing that whenever I wake up at 10AM or so then stay in bed, I fall back asleep and have some fucking weird dreams. I really should keep a journal of these things because they're so fucking I don't even know Like last night it was me and a small group of people all eating footlong subway sandwiches, and some guy comes up to me and tries to start a fight with me or something but when I told him off and eventually drove him away, he gave me half of his sandwich. Then someone else walked up to this goth girl and she started wailing on him until she realized he wasn't a threat, and apparently as a sign of apology she traded half of her sandwich for his. The rest of the dream was basically lots of badmouthing and fighting followed by the trading of half of each other's sandwiches.[/QUOTE] Maybe the solution to world peace is Subway™ sandwiches.