Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

we are sorry for doubting your sacred milkshakes, 'murican's please, take your fingers away from the red button?

[QUOTE=SeamanStains;44321650]we are sorry for doubting your sacred milkshakes, 'murican's [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.drinkhacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crying-eagle.jpg[/img] You made all bald eagles everywhere shed a tear you monster

[QUOTE=SeamanStains;44321650]we are sorry for doubting your sacred milkshakes, 'murican's please, take your fingers away from the button?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qcxXIHB.gif[/IMG]

So I had a dream last night I was denied to access to a cruise ship to escape a soviet nuclear strike on Springfield. I showed my credentials that said I can use a GDI Juggernaut but got denied anyway and ended up buying flanders house for 25p because apparently the economy crashed. I woke up shortly after. Also milkshake with a burger sounds gross.

How the hell do you keep getting dreams like this?

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44321795]So I had a dream last night I was denied to access to a cruise ship to escape a soviet nuclear strike on Springfield. I showed my credentials that said I can use a GDI Juggernaut but got denied anyway and ended up buying flanders house for 25p because apparently the economy crashed. I woke up shortly after. Also milkshake with a burger sounds gross.[/QUOTE] Nah man. Milkshake, burger and fries. Meal of champions.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44321837]How the hell do you keep getting dreams like this?[/QUOTE] I really have no idea. I just want a normal and calm dream that isn't full of really weird bullshit. also I didn't mention I wasn't let on the cruise ship because the train i got to get to where it was got delayed for some reason. what i gather is that military guys will stay behind and buy our property in the event of a Global Thermonuclear War.

Milkshakes are a dessert, meant to be ate/drank after the meal. During grosses me out. They are a great thing, but as a dessert, not as a meal side.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44321858]I really have no idea. I just want a normal and calm dream that isn't full of really weird bullshit. also I didn't mention I wasn't let on the cruise ship because the train i got to get to where it was got delayed for some reason. what i gather is that military guys will stay behind and buy our property in the event of a Global Thermonuclear War.[/QUOTE] I had a dream a few nights ago that Chocolate Boy from Hey Arnold was a murderer and literally lived inside his own mind. I dunno how that worked. Then the night before that, I had a dream that Ed Edd n Eddy were loaded onto some Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailer or something and slaughtered inside. [editline]22nd March 2014[/editline] cottage cheese is disgusting

I wish I could have a milkshake every once and a while :c

Chick-Fil-A does some really good milkshakes. Might get one on the way home.

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44322136]Chick-Fil-A does some really good milkshakes. Might get one on the way home.[/QUOTE] I hate Chick-Fil-A's ideology more than anything, but I love their food. Feels bad, man.

As long as their chicken biscuits are available, I'll look the other way.

[QUOTE=Saza;44322263]I hate Chick-Fil-A's ideology more than anything, but I love their food. Feels bad, man.[/QUOTE] I can't believe there are actually people still butthurt about this

Me, Heavyguy, and Mysterious are like the crazy-ass-dream trio I had a dream where my breakfast came to life and beat me up.

I had a dream where I was shark anthro and had a sex with another shark anthro. I wonder what that might have meant?

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44322969]I had a dream where I was shark anthro and had a sex with another shark anthro. I wonder what that might have meant?[/QUOTE] Don't lie, nobody's that lucky. Anywho, my dreams tend to be really weird, but I don't usually remember them.

I hate dreaming because I expect to wake up in my own bed back home. Then reality comes rushing in and I remember I'm in the Army. When it happens multiple times in one night its the worst.

I don't remember my dreams much. The ones I do are either really, really terrible, or really pleasant.

For me, sex in dreams is like a $20 bill with a string attached. I go for it, but it's yanked away at the last second.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44315793][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1378383]Xieneus [I]run[/I][/quote][/QUOTE] I just noticed how much I fucked this up Edit: God [I]dammit[/I]

[QUOTE=Gar;44323075]For me, sex in dreams is like a $20 bill with a string attached. I go for it, but it's yanked away at the last second.[/QUOTE] Pathetic confession: instead of having sex in my dream, something sexy happened and then I went and fapped while thinking about it. In my dream.

Dreamsturbation

Well it turns out that I only got $20 for my 18th birthday. All of it was from my grandmother. Ouch

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44322997]Don't lie, nobody's that lucky.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I know. Did I mentioned that the other shark was a girl? But at the end of the day, it was still pretty enjoyable dream. Hundred times better then some trippy shit nightmare.

snip [editline]22nd March 2014[/editline] wrong thread

Oh shit Battlestar galactica is on netflix. See you guys on monday im binge watching this. (The 2004 series)

I've recently been having dreams involving my family getting into serious shit, sorta like a television series. In one, we broke into my dead grandfather's house to get something, but there were these creepy people living there and evidently they tore the house to bits. It was creepy but awesome. In another "episode", we were in an abandoned city and there were like twenty people dressed in all black chasing us. That one was creepier, but more awesome because I had a gun. The strangest thing about all of this is when I woke up from them, I felt really happy and hyped up. As opposed to any sex dreams I have, where I wake up in hopeless longing. :v

My dreams usually consist of me being a dragon, or some freakish intense nightmare.

my dreams consist of exciting action scenarios with happy endings