Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44326814]That's crates for ya. Almost never worth it.[/QUOTE] It's annoying when they guy across the house gets 40$ worth of shit in 5 mins and I get 0.18$ :v:

I need to not talk about history for like 2 or 3 hours with my boyfriend while saying to myself "i should sleep soon". It was fun though :v:

History was the best subject in school for me. Mainly cuz I was actually interested in it :v:

It was my favourite GCSE when they were studying Germany from 1918-1945. The Sixties, Medicine and Surgery were like dying slowly though, it was so boring. I guess I only like bits of history rather than all of it. Then my sister went and got Russian History in her GCSEs and I was pretty peeved :v:

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44321452]whats with america and milkshake this shit is like a dessert who drinks that as a side with a burgger[/QUOTE] i don't need a reason for milkshakes dentist? milkshake cocks? milkshake milk? milkshake

[QUOTE=bitches;44327170]i don't need a reason for milkshakes dentist? milkshake cocks? milkshake milk? milkshake[/QUOTE] Milkshake and a blowjob.

I haven't had a milkshake in forever. Tryin' to drop them pounds, yo

Speaking of strange dreams The russians were attacking with molotovs from a legion of hot air balloons, where I was in a cobbled street of a classic wealthy-town medieval place. I discovered this after cussing a rage storm at a coworker for making fun of another coworker playing Magic: the Gathering, and wandering from there into a secret back room. The room, which I presumably entered via a door, had no escape, no doors or anything like that. Only a collapsed chimney. The chimney had a note, from the last person trapped in there, detailing how he died of starvation but at least he had a bag of peanuts (which still was laying unmolested by the note). I didn't read the note, I just looked at it as if I was reading it and knew what it said, classic make-it-up-as-you-go-without-realizing-it dream style. Suddenly some female companion videogame style was in there too, and we heard voices outside the [i]door[/i] (whyyy). We couldn't open the door, though we didn't try, so we let the voices do it by being quiet so they'd continue their business. We didn't want them to find us, but when they opened the door it turned out they could not see us. We then made our escape into the nighttime russian scene. All of my dreams that I remember get intriguing and adventurous. I wish I remembered more of them.

My dreams usually end with me being cornered and swarmed over with stinging insects or maggots.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44327437]My dreams usually end with me being cornered and swarmed over with stinging insects or maggots.[/QUOTE] For a while I had dreams where everything just exploded into spiders but lately I've been having sex dreams all the time

I almost never have nightmares. My dreams are just scrambled messes.

So yesterday I went to a friend's place for his birthday I ended up exhausted, with sore knees and my mouth tasted salty Swimming at the beach is fun :v:

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44327458]For a while I had dreams where everything just exploded into spiders but lately I've been having sex dreams all the time[/QUOTE] The last sex dream involved me and my ex, and then she slowly choked me to death while I feverishly grasped for a gun that continued to get out of my reach when I moved for it. Yeah I have a shit head. [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] Y'know there's a reason I avoid sleeping :v:

I had a nightmare where creatures/maggots were crawling out of the pores of my skin terrifying - woke up in cold sweats

Hello :3 I'm new, and friendly.

Welcome

That feeling when you go to a Street Fighter tournament and you're like "Ok, my goal is just to not go 0-2." And then you totally go 0-2.

Holy crap I slept in until 4:30pm today. I slept for 14 hours. With my insomnia problems over the past few months, this came as a serious surprise.

[QUOTE=NateBeQuick;44327532]Hello :3 I'm new, and friendly.[/QUOTE] Welcome, friend! EDIT: Beers and Board games is too fucking funny - I'm crying laughing at their cards against humanity games.

I don't remember my dreams these days.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44327910]I don't remember my dreams these days.[/QUOTE] Oh hey, I know that shark...

My brother does a podcast with my other brother and me and it's usually pretty funny, especially when I don't talk. Which is why my dream this morning, where I was listening back to the podcast and it was just me making jokes that weren't funny with a bad laugh track, was so confusing. I was thinking "what on earth happened? This was not what we recorded!" It was horrifying.

Dreams are weird shit. I have some really freaky ones, but I can't really remember them well. Considering I wake up usually with an uneasy feeling I really doubt I'd want to know what they were :v:

I've had way too many dreams about video games and computer shit to let me be completely comfortable with my life. One was literally just about reading and scrolling through posts. Another was about Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2 which admittedly was a really hella awesome dream. [QUOTE=MasterFen006;44327910]I don't remember my dreams these days.[/QUOTE] Is this common when people grow up? I've noticed the same thing, I never remember anything in the morning. Only times I have dreams are when I've taken day-time naps.

I've been having incredibly odd dreams lately, very crazy ones, small nightmares are common, really odd plots to em and really lucrative settings. They're not all bad, they're all fucking up my sleep, but i also sort of enjoy it.

I dreamed there was a door in my room leading to a bridge leading to a ladder leading underground near my house and it was a huge arena complete with wrestling ring and I was a wrestler and my quirk was that I fought with a motorcycle.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44328091]I dreamed there was a door in my room leading to a bridge leading to a ladder leading underground near my house and it was a huge arena complete with wrestling ring and I was a wrestler and my quirk was that I fought with a motorcycle.[/QUOTE] What type of motorcycle? [editline]23rd March 2014[/editline] My brother made this for my birthday (this is the first copy he got, he's gonna get it re-done better and laminated): [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/QBeM1ZH.jpg[/IMG_thumb] (It's not my birthday today, I have a few hours left of being a teenager goddammit!)

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44327918]Oh hey, I know that shark...[/QUOTE] She called me faggot on my profile. I like her C:

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44328533]She called me faggot on my profile. I like her C:[/QUOTE] ew thats gay

I only remember my dreams so well because they're like the most exciting thing that happens to me right now so :v: