Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Well here's my dream: I dreamt that my parents were out of town, so my friends (for some reason) moved into my house. We somehow made it to our school which was 10 times bigger (but had no extra students) and had tons of facilities like a swimming pool, basketball court and a dedicated science building. My girlfriend, instead of having Swedish heritage, was like [I]from[/I] Sweden, and we just sort of nodded and smiled to communicate. Then, after swimming class, the little car (that looked like a UAZ) sped off without me. I went to go change, then I found that my clothes were soaking wet. I called, then cursed out my friends because they wouldn't pick me up. I decided to walk home in my wet clothes to kick some asses. It took me only 2 minutes to get there, but when I did, there was a tonne of traffic and stuff being blocked off. I ended up getting really close to a movie set, so I decided to back off. I ended up turning around and seeing Steven Spielberg having some coffee. He held out his hand, said "Hello!" and I reached out to grab it. I fainted, then woke up. Woah

Just dreamed that there was a baby bear in my walk-in cooler at work, and we (sister) at first were terrified of it hurting us but we had to get it out, so we pushed over a stack of strawberry boxes by accident and it ran. neat how you can remember dreams better by waking up on your own, especially after sleeping, waking up on your own, falling back asleep, and waking up on your own again [QUOTE=kaze4159;44327471]So yesterday I went to a friend's place for his birthday I ended up exhausted, with sore knees and my mouth tasted salty Swimming at the beach is fun :v:[/QUOTE] beach blowjobs, you mean.

[QUOTE=bitches;44330293]beach blowjobs, you mean.[/QUOTE] No, swimming at the beach he said it himself.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44330497]No, swimming at the beach he said it himself.[/QUOTE] Either he was correcting him or he give a BJ and went swimming.

I literally just got back from outside. It's 10 °C/50 °F out there and raining. There's something really awesome on standing in the rain though. Everything bad on that comes later.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44330517]Either he was correcting him or he give a BJ and went swimming.[/QUOTE] Surely why would he wish to exclude stories of him giving people blowjobs on a public forum? :~)

My dream last night involved Race-X aliens, Zombie Pigmen, Counter-terrorists running around shooting random things with AWPs, and lots of explosions. The dream ended with me getting blown into space and being [SP]raped by aliens[/SP] on Pluto. What the hell is wrong with my mind.

[QUOTE=Galen;44330672]being [SP]raped by aliens[/SP] on Pluto.[/QUOTE] Sounds like Warframe

[QUOTE=Galen;44330672]My dream last night involved Race-X aliens, Zombie Pigmen, Counter-terrorists running around shooting random things with AWPs, and lots of explosions. The dream ended with me getting blown into space and being [SP]raped by aliens[/SP] on Pluto. What the hell is wrong with my mind.[/QUOTE] Boy, your dreams are still far more normal than anything I have dreamed about in last few weeks.

on the topic of dreams i just dreamed a vivid dream of being airdropped into a random location in the middle of nowhere uk and having to find my way back by asking random people and following road signs fucking geoguessr

I used to daydream a lot, and still do, about the world being in peril and I needed to save it. I used to actually dream about apocalypses and the different ways they would start. It was fun imagining the alternate points of view and what others would do. I still don't know exactly what I'd do if an apocalypse started.

There are only a few dreams I ever remember having. One of them is your typical run of the mill zedpocalypse in which I'm some sort of cop that gets trapped in a car park and end up going outside of a city by escaping in some half dead guy's minivan. Then I nearly get hit by a train at like midnight and then do a prisoner trade in some sort of small town that's lit up by yellowish lights. The other is just walking.

Oh my god it smells like something exploded in my room all of a sudden this is horrible someone help

I used to have the most vivid, reoccurring nightmare when I was younger. I still remember the entire dream, down to the minor details. It was so fucked up.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44331495]I used to have the most vivid, reoccurring nightmare when I was younger. I still remember the entire dream, down to the minor details. It was so fucked up.[/QUOTE] seems you have an appropriate avatar katia managan for future readers whenever it changes

Also my sister just popped into my room and said "I'm taking you to gay pride in october" I assume she means a parade so I guess that's happening :v:

[QUOTE=bitches;44331583]seems you have an appropriate avatar katia managan for future readers whenever it changes[/QUOTE] Especially considering one of the dark figures in the dream wore some twisted crown and, yeah... The tornado was strange as well, not to mention finding my friend with his back covered in wounds.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44331495]I used to have the most vivid, reoccurring nightmare when I was younger. I still remember the entire dream, down to the minor details. It was so fucked up.[/QUOTE] I had a similar thing, re-occuring nightmare that was quite vivid when I was younger. Though I don't remember it exactly, and it wasn't really that bad. It involved aliens and me hiding under my bed.

The only dream I can remember was me eating Mars pods. Oh god I'm craving them so badly.

I remember when I was young I woke everyone up at like 7 in the morning shouting about a fire on The Sims. My little mind couldn't differentiate between a sim fire and a REAL fire apparently :v:

The last dream I remember having was something about me hitting something with a hammer, and then making a cup of tea and pouring it onto the thing I had been hitting.

I noticed that when I am slowly falling asleep and something wakes me up before I really fall asleep, I realize that what was I thinking before slowly dozing off began somewhere along the way transforming into the dream.

There's something wrong with one of the nerves in my right hand's middle finger. On totally random occasions, it'll just send a really sharp pain through the inside of it. It's pissing me off.

Best dream I can remember was when I was about 7 and I turned into Mewtwo. Shame it only lasted like 5 seconds, but it was still cool.

My boss' incompetent friend managed to make an error that resulted in us taking 9990 dollars from someone's account.

Viruses are fuckin' [I]weird[/I]. They have DNA/Nucleic Acid, but don't produce/consume energy. They are [I]not a living thing[/I] but have the [B]basics[/B] of one

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;44335817]My boss' incompetent friend managed to make an error that resulted in us taking 9990 dollars from someone's account.[/QUOTE] Good old fatfingering We managed to accidentally have 6000 wings ordered at KFC once

I wish my dog was cuddlier. For the most part, all she wants to do is play or go lie down by herself/with my mom.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;44335817]My boss' incompetent friend managed to make an error that resulted in us taking 9990 dollars from someone's account.[/QUOTE] Is this the one that was stealing your hours?

Girlfriend comes back from EuroTrip on Saturday. What should I do to surprise her when we're at school next Monday?