Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

don't you just love it when some strange issue of an old computer refusing to start up properly is fixed with nothing more than a couple of [del]hits from a sledge[/del] light taps on its side?

[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/6Qsc4mV.png[/IMG_thumb] Terrible news everyone. I have ceased to be teenaged. [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44337025]don't you just love it when some strange issue of an old computer refusing to start up properly is fixed with nothing more than a couple of [del]hits from a sledge[/del] light taps on its side?[/QUOTE] This is even better when someone standing beside you says "tsk, that won't work!" *works*

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44337028][IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/6Qsc4mV.png[/IMG_thumb] Terrible news everyone. I have ceased to be teenaged. [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] This is even better when someone standing beside you says "tsk, that won't work!" *works*[/QUOTE] Sadly, I punched/kicked my computer so many times that it's resistent to this method of fixing.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44337207]Sadly, I punched/kicked my computer so many times that it's resistent to this method of fixing.[/QUOTE] Then you might want to do some surgery and check that all wires are plugged in properly inside the computer, that might work better than ramming your foot against it :v:

Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.

I'm on an 80's music binge. This album is fantastic. [video=youtube;4XKl0LEa3Fc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKl0LEa3Fc[/video]

[QUOTE=elevate;44337504]I'm on an 80's music binge. This album is fantastic. [video=youtube;4XKl0LEa3Fc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XKl0LEa3Fc[/video][/QUOTE] Everyone likes Devo. [sp]FACT[/sp]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44337488]Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.[/QUOTE] Pfft, I've done worse. Well, Bioshock Infinite has done worse. For some reason my power supply(/ies) didn't like that game.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44337488]Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.[/QUOTE] When I was 12, my older brother gave me his smilie-face-of-deathed first generation iPod and said I could keep it if I fixed it. After three minutes of using the headphones as the wires of an elevator and the iPod as the actual elevator, I accidentally let go of the headphones and dropped it on the ground. I fixed it.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44336095]Is this the one that was stealing your hours?[/QUOTE] It is.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44337907]When I was 12, my older brother gave me his smilie-face-of-deathed first generation iPod and said I could keep it if I fixed it. After three minutes of using the headphones as the wires of an elevator and the iPod as the actual elevator, I accidentally let go of the headphones and dropped it on the ground. I fixed it.[/QUOTE] That's normal though for an apple product.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44337025]don't you just love it when some strange issue of an old computer refusing to start up properly is fixed with nothing more than a couple of [del]hits from a sledge[/del] light taps on its side?[/QUOTE] I haven't had this, but one time I did go to the bathroom and when I came back my computers CPU had died and took down the motherboard and half the HDD with it :v:

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44338291]I haven't had this, but one time I did go to the bathroom and when I came back my computers CPU had died and took down the motherboard and half the HDD with it :v:[/QUOTE] I came back from sitting by the water late at night to discover my computer had been on a constant loop of bluescreening and shutting down and then restarting and then bluescreening :v:

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44337488]Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.[/QUOTE] I tried anything else. Kind words, begging, promising computer heaven, trying to give it my brain power and without results. So I just settled down with kicking.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44339791]I tried anything else. Kind words, begging, promising computer heaven, trying to give it my brain power and without results. So I just settled down with kicking.[/QUOTE] Did you try turning it off and on again?

When I was really little, I would start the computer problems. I was a really bad kid, now I cherish my computer. Anyways, is there anyone here who likes Foster the People? I've been listening to Torches for a while.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44339914]Did you try turning it off and on again?[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;p85xwZ_OLX0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p85xwZ_OLX0[/video] Something unrelated: I would kill to see a concert with Eminem, Macklemore, and Vanilla Ice with the tour called White Guyz.

So I'm watching Regular Show and I paused just as Rigby was turning around. That face. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iU8CXSm.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44337488]Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.[/QUOTE] Unless it's my previous asus laptop. Hey, it's a screen error. Punch it in the keyboard loudly, making a loud bang and scaring the shit out of anyone in a several-foot radius. Continue working as normal. No matter how I disassembled it, cleaned it and put it back together, the LVDS cable in that thing was just not gonna work without a good slam.

[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44337025]don't you just love it when some strange issue of an old computer refusing to start up properly is fixed with nothing more than a couple of [del]hits from a sledge[/del] light taps on its side?[/QUOTE] Why is that anyway? All I can think of is maybe displacing dust which is keeping something from starting up correctly.

I was sitting here talking to my brother about Dark Souls 2. It reminded us of this old ps2 game called [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evergrace"]Evergrace[/URL]. I jokingly said wouldn't it be cool if From Software made that? I fucking googled it and they did make it. Holy shit I never knew that. No wonder why I love DS so much.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;44340286]Unless it's my previous asus laptop. Hey, it's a screen error. Punch it in the keyboard loudly, making a loud bang and scaring the shit out of anyone in a several-foot radius. Continue working as normal. No matter how I disassembled it, cleaned it and put it back together, the LVDS cable in that thing was just not gonna work without a good slam.[/QUOTE] i missread asus as anus for a second there.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44337488]Reading about people abusing their machines like that makes a bit sad. It's not like a child, it won't get motivated to work if you beat it.[/QUOTE] I've had computers freeze on me, gave it a kick/whack on the top and suddenly its unfrozen. Gotta love hard drives. :v:

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;44342158]Am I reading the OS and browser dogs correctly? 98 and netscape? shit thats a few nostalgic things i used to use[/QUOTE] Spoofing user agent.

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;44342559]That would make sense but still.[/QUOTE] A year or so ago, I actually managed to load pages on Facepunch on a Win95 486 laptop and Netscape 4.6. Its slow, not everything works, and large images make it grind to a halt, but its readable. I was shocked that the DMT worked as well as it did, considering how image heavy it was. You just had to wait for the images to render.

I got me some white cheese dip and Mission tortilla chips. Am currently in heaven, will report back when I return. [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] Aw ballsacks, I got dip on my beard. [editline]24th March 2014[/editline] Paradise interrupted.

My cat broke muh mouse :C Now I cant play vidya games.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44343702]My cat broke muh mouse [/QUOTE] I read that as "My cat broke my nose" :v:

Ran out of cheese dip. Am thoroughly satisfied.

Oh my god I forgot how brilliant super noodles are truly the food of kings