Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Alexak75;44366715]i stubbed my toe once[/QUOTE] i broke my collarbone once surrender new jersey

;_; battlestar galactica is making me sad

I'm using a scarf I got a while back as a blanket to keep my hands warm; these things are so versatile. How many of you guys got scarves? It seems like they're never worn by anyone but old people and women in cities.

My facebook won't sort by chronological order anymore. Most recent sorting does not show most recent posts. It's ruining my facebook experience. [editline]27th March 2014[/editline] Wow I thought changing browsers would work, but apparently the same problem.

[QUOTE=Tark;44366986]I'm using a scarf I got a while back as a blanket to keep my hands warm; these things are so versatile. How many of you guys got scarves? It seems like they're never worn by anyone but old people and women in cities.[/QUOTE] I own two or three, I love them.

i fucking love scarfs

[QUOTE=Viva;44367301]i fucking love scarfs[/QUOTE] One of my big scarves has Satan all over it. It's used as a wall decoration.

I don't understand why arachnophobia is so prevalent in people.

Because most of the people who flip out about it are more or less just hopping on a bandwagon. Sure they may not like spiders, but trust me, very few of the folks who flip shit online in real life would probably just shoosh a spider away. Just fun in exaggeration i suppose.

Little spiders I can deal with no problem. Tarantulas are what I'm afraid of for the most part. I just don't like the look of them at all. Spiders shouldn't be that unreasonably big. Thank heavens I live in Tennessee where they basically don't exist.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44367601]I don't understand why arachnophobia is so prevalent in people.[/QUOTE] spiders are reincarnations of hitler i'll kill them all with chemical showers [editline]27th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mysterious;44367646] Thank heavens I live in Tennessee[/QUOTE] never did i expect to read this in this thread i live in TN and uugh my mom today mentioned buying more fish for one of our tanks, and my dad talked about how often certain species of fish attack their own kind my mom said "like blacks: sex and violence, wham-bam-thankyou-ma'am"

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44367646]Little spiders I can deal with no problem. Tarantulas are what I'm afraid of for the most part. I just don't like the look of them at all. Spiders shouldn't be that unreasonably big. Thank heavens I live in Tennessee where they basically don't exist.[/QUOTE] I haven't seen many spiders recently, but we've got stink bugs and house centipedes that are a lot more common. I've had to deal with so many stink bugs that I can get rid of em without even batting an eyelash, but house centipedes I can't even get near. I think it's the combination of their fat little bodies and so many god damn legs that nearly makes me break a sweat if I even get near em. I wish I could let my rational side overrule my innate fears, but that's just not the way it works.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44366994]My facebook won't sort by chronological order anymore. Most recent sorting does not show most recent posts. It's ruining my facebook experience. [editline]27th March 2014[/editline] Wow I thought changing browsers would work, but apparently the same problem.[/QUOTE] Why on earth would you want to view things chronologically? Obviously, the best way to view Facebook is by putting all the popular stuff first, by your favorite content creators (tm)! And while you're at it, have a look at these cool deals on things you may or may not like! [editline]27th March 2014[/editline] We consider the latest fads and things that can make us money considerably more important than your social life, and we're gonna make sure you know that!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44367601]I don't understand why arachnophobia is so prevalent in people.[/QUOTE] Because evolution said "Stay away from dem spider assholes, they fuck yo shit up and kill you dead"

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44367646]Tarantulas are what I'm afraid of for the most part. I just don't like the look of them at all. Spiders shouldn't be that unreasonably big.[/QUOTE] Tarantulas are some of the few adorable spiders, along with jumping spiders.

So we're on the discussion of bugs and shit again I see. Nope. Be back in some pages when it's safe

Raining today. Have to walk half a mile to get to the bus stop. Fuck. That.

I love rain

It's supposed to rain all week here Good, more excuses not to mow the lawn :v:

It rained for about five minutes and then it was clear blue skies. Damn it Melbourne weather.

Don't talk to me about rain. Ok, so I enjoyed Dominos. Then it started raining. It's pouring here. From 5pm to 9pm it poured. My shift was from 5pm to 9pm. I deliver on scooters. Rain makes everything harder. Receipts fade away so I can't read phone numbers and address numbers, street signs magically disappear putting me embarrasingly 10 blocks away from where I am supposed to be when I call the store to say I can't find the place. Then I ran out of fuel on the way to the petrol station! Pushin' a moped five blocks in the rain is also not fun. I dunno what the manager thought about it, he seemed very concerned that I was so wet. "When you go home have a warm shower. And some tea or some crap, I dunno what you do." My only concern was that he thinks I'm useless or something. He's too nice to me. [editline]27th March 2014[/editline] Oh no page king, Don't worry I still had fun, delivering pizzas in the rain is like delivering pizza in a swimming pool, and that is fun!

[QUOTE=Viva;44367616]Because most of the people who flip out about it are more or less just hopping on a bandwagon. Sure they may not like spiders, but trust me, very few of the folks who flip shit online in real life would probably just shoosh a spider away. Just fun in exaggeration i suppose.[/QUOTE] If it's any bigger than my thumb (in body size or because of it's legs), I cannot do anything until I no for certain the spider is gone. It's just never been the same since the time I was sat on the toilet, then I pushed the door slightly and some fat ass spider was like RIGHT THERE looking up at me. I literally jumped up with my pants around my ankles and fled the scene until my gran went in and killed it :v:

It just keeps getting more exciting. Sitting at the airport waiting for my flight to Sydney, then on to the Gold Coast! Today has dragged on so badly.

Yees I got my return to duty today! I can do things again!

spiders are honestly bros. Sure laregish ones will take me off guard and scare me for the initial discovery but after that it wanes. From there it they are bothering me enough i shoosh them outside usually by getting them to climb onto some paper or something. Spiders do a lot of good.

Return to duty? What do you do as your duty? Army work? :o

[QUOTE=Gray001;44370587]Return to duty? What do you do as your duty? Army work? :o[/QUOTE] Mhmm. Ruck marches, physical training, shooting things, ridin' around in strykers, blowin' shit up :v

[QUOTE=Viva;44370498]spiders are honestly bros. Sure laregish ones will take me off guard and scare me for the initial discovery but after that it wanes. From there it they are bothering me enough i shoosh them outside usually by getting them to climb onto some paper or something. Spiders do a lot of good.[/QUOTE] For slow, lumbering spiders, sure. You can't do that shit with huntsmen They have two speeds: Stop, and light. Try to get it onto a piece of paper and it'll be halfway up your arm

Since were taking about spiders, I saw a great YouTube video so I had to gif it. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/j6MxgCu.gif[/IMG]

Why would anyone ever not just stomp that shit with iron boots.