Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Xieneus;44405370]he's in zero hour only[/QUOTE] i'm gonna go play as the gla on zero hour tomorrow just because he looks so cool. I MEAN WHO EVEN NEEDS TO PLAY THE FIRST GAME RIGHT

Welp, I'm back at college. [editline]30th March 2014[/editline] I can feel my soul slowly dying already. Also the dust in my eyes. Forgot how dusty my room is here.

You can relive the experience by sucking off college friends.

I learned one of my friends has sucked guys off in public restrooms. Where he works. While on the clock. As a manager.

I've sedated myself with pizza. I feel like any other fat American except without a enough patriotism to fill all the Mcdonalds in America.

imagine the CEO of some religious company like chick-fil-a getting caught sucking a dick in a bathroom while wearing a chicken suit [editline]30th March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44406076]I've sedated myself with pizza. I feel like any other fat American except without a enough patriotism to fill all the Mcdonalds in America.[/QUOTE] i too will have a pizza and biscuits

[QUOTE=bitches;44406122]imagine the CEO of some religious company like chick-fil-a getting caught sucking a dick in a bathroom while wearing a chicken suit[/QUOTE] You can say he was getting [I]cocky[/I].

[QUOTE=bitches;44406122]imagine the CEO of some religious company like chick-fil-a getting caught sucking a dick in a bathroom while wearing a chicken suit[/QUOTE] That sounds like something out of "The Shining"

And now the loneliness sets in. Along with more dust in my eyes. I need to get an air purifier or something.

just go suck some dick already

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44406189]And now the loneliness sets in. Along with more dust in my eyes. I need to get an air purifier or something.[/QUOTE] Play a video game or watch a stream. [sp]M1 is on[/sp]

[QUOTE=Slice919;44406242]Play a video game or watch a stream. [sp]M1 is on[/sp][/QUOTE] Currently watching Ivan.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44406051]I learned one of my friends has sucked guys off in public restrooms. Where he works. While on the clock. As a manager.[/QUOTE] How is anyone literally this desperate?

Bathroom sex sounds so not-erotic at all. Except shower stuff.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44406552]Bathroom sex sounds so not-erotic at all. Except shower stuff.[/QUOTE] Shower sex is great in theory, not in practice.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44406620]Shower sex is great in theory, not in practice.[/QUOTE] I assume you speak from experience?

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44406667]I assume you speak from experience?[/QUOTE] Yep.

You people and your experiences. [sp]:C[/sp]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44406674]Yep.[/QUOTE] Care to share with the class?

Con over, at the airport. Now to start the 9 hour trip back home. At least I don't have a 7 hour layover anywhere. I've had soooooo much fun this weekend, and I have to go back to work tomorrow. Oh joy.

It's now an idea. We [I]might[/I] go to Australia.

If I had a 12 hour layover in an airport I'd be so fucking happy because I could walk around taking pictures and making art then get real tired and sleep it off on the flight so it flies (cough) by.

Come to Australia - it's a good time down under.

Airports in Australia are pretty boring though. I would much rather leave the airport and explore the city while on the layover. Depends on the airport though, Perth doesn't have a way to get to the city from the airport unless it's a taxi or a friend gives you a lift.

Being stuck in stuck in airports is great, you see some interesting stuff even if it's boring. This is literally a staircase but it's my fav set so far, from when I was waiting in Heathrow one evening, unedited, jpg straight from camera. [t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/675e59d5c6e31295eb9f6f94a64171f0/tumblr_mz2amzgsZd1ql5pzko1_1280.jpg[/t] [t]http://31.media.tumblr.com/8d7e138529ed49ebdcc1bc117fd335ed/tumblr_mz2amzgsZd1ql5pzko2_1280.jpg[/t]

Heathrow airport is pretty good though. One of the best airports I've been to. Singapore is the only one that beats it's imo.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44406934]Heathrow airport is pretty good though. One of the best airports I've been to. Singapore is the only one that beats it's imo.[/QUOTE] Terminal 5? It's the only one that is ok to be in, lol.

Been a while, I think that was it though. Can't remember, wasn't in it for long.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44407010]Been a while, I think that was it though. Can't remember, wasn't in it for long.[/QUOTE] Only British Airways go to that terminal, as they own it, so if you flew BA, you would have.

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44406709]Care to share with the class?[/QUOTE] Water washes the lube off easily, can't really thrust effectively, and usually only one person can stand under the water at a time. Making out is good though, if wet.