Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

If you're using silicon based lube it's fine since you need soap to get that stuff off.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44406417]How is anyone literally this desperate?[/QUOTE] He discovered he's into public/being caught sort of stuff. It's a huge rush for him. I asked. [editline]30th March 2014[/editline] I did the shower sex with my ex. My ex is over a foot shorter than me.

Does it still have to be a bathroom, though? I mean like, at least pick a place that you know is at least clean.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44407448]Does it still have to be a bathroom, though? I mean like, at least pick a place where people don't go to drop anchor. No tellin' what sort of grossness is in there.[/QUOTE] Well, if people want to be sensual/horny as possible (in this case a hot shower, under the stall, etc.) then let them be. It's their choice.

I guess I just don't understand the rush of "getting caught" cuz if you DO get caught, that sort of ruins things I'd think. I'm a pussy and rather just play it safe. :v: As long as it's not my bathroom, they can fuck to their hearts content.

[QUOTE=Seiteki;44406051]I learned one of my friends has sucked guys off in public restrooms. Where he works. While on the clock. As a manager.[/QUOTE] A part of me enjoys the fact that yes, things that happen in pornos do actually happen in the real world, albeit unlikely or not often.

when i'm a millionaire my shower will dispense water evenly across its 6x6x10ft volume from the ceiling

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44406709]Care to share with the class?[/QUOTE] Hard to find a good position. The water washes off lubricant. I don't like hot+humid places, so while a shower is super relaxing for shower purposes it kind of sucks when I actually have to do "work" in one (this one is kind of personal though). Not a lot of space so you can't get creative (better come in warmed up already). The shower gets cold quicker than you think, especially if you finish up and then you begin to clean up right as it turns cold. My tub is personally pretty gross unless I scrub it out every day (its one of those shitty plastic tubs so its really easy for grime/bacteria/etc to develop on it quickly) - while it isn't filthy or anything or really that bad on most days, its distracting for me unless I'm taking only a shower. Really the biggest thing is the bed/couch is just so much more convenient. If I had shower fantasies shower sex would be a bonus but I don't really have a particular fantasy for showers over any other location. [editline]31st March 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Mysterious;44407488]I guess I just don't understand the rush of "getting caught" cuz if you DO get caught, that sort of ruins things I'd think. I'm a pussy and rather just play it safe. :v: As long as it's not my bathroom, they can fuck to their hearts content.[/QUOTE] Its just a kink. My BF is a bit of an exhibitionist and it finds it hot if there's a perceived danger of being caught. The adrenaline rush, and all that.

[sp]I'd like to try it.. but probably only once[/sp]

The worry I have about shower sex is it seems there's a high probability of slipping. Maybe I'm wrong but that just seems like a looming danger with it :v:

Oh my god I just found electro swing this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life.

apparently connexions changed their name and called me again. at least this time i had something good to tell them that wasn't "YEP STILL NOT IN ANYWHERE" felt good to say "I'm going into college this year" Made me just a little bit happier c:

A store near me got taken over by another bigger company and now they sell cans of Dr Pepper. I haven't had it before, it's quite nice.

Dr pepper tastes different in every country ive had it in.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;44408912]A store near me got taken over by another bigger company and now they sell cans of Dr Pepper. I haven't had it before, it's quite nice.[/QUOTE] We used to have a shop that sold imported drinks, all that shit you can't find anywhere else like Dr Pepper, cherry coke, Bocca Lupo Shame they shut down because of a lack of business, doesn't help they were in a really shitty location too

Dr. Pep tastes like cold medicine here. Aka disgusting.

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44409056]We used to have a shop that sold imported drinks, all that shit you can't find anywhere else like Dr Pepper, cherry coke, Bocca Lupo Shame they shut down because of a lack of business, doesn't help they were in a really shitty location too[/QUOTE] This one sells Aloe Vera drinks. And spicy crab noodles.

Crab noodles sounds amazing

So, I got my tooth drilled and then got taken out 3 warts that were located on my toe. Praise the liquid N2! I know Monday is supposed to be not enjoyable but hell!

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44409498]So, I got my tooth drilled and then got taken out 3 warts that were located on my toe. Praise the liquid N2! I know Monday is supposed to be not enjoyable but hell![/QUOTE] At least it's done. I remember when I was a kid, I had a few warts growing on my finger near the nail. Burnt them off with that liquid nitrogen stuff.

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;44409593]At least it's done. I remember when I was a kid, I had a few warts growing on my finger near the nail. Burnt them off with that liquid nitrogen stuff.[/QUOTE] It might be done but it's still pulsating, twitching and hurts like hell so my ankle hurts as well as I am trying to put pressure everywhere just not on that one spot.

Just experienced my first time at a casino. Went right to the blackjack table. Went from $70 to the last $5 chip back up to $900. All in 5 hours. I don't think that I'm going to gamble for a while, my luck is probably running thin now. Penny slots were fun though.

[QUOTE=l33tkill;44409796]Just experienced my first time at a casino. Went right to the blackjack table. Went from $70 to the last $5 chip back up to $900. All in 5 hours. I don't think that I'm going to gamble for a while, [b] my luck is probably running thin now. [/b] Penny slots were fun though.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-83-of-gamblers-quit-right-before-they-would,32709/[/url]

[QUOTE=l33tkill;44409796]Just experienced my first time at a casino. Went right to the blackjack table. Went from $70 to the last $5 chip back up to $900. All in 5 hours. I don't think that I'm going to gamble for a while, my luck is probably running thin now. Penny slots were fun though.[/QUOTE] Congrats on your new found fortune - the first time I went to a casino, I lost 50 at the tables and got ejected by security for spending too much money(?) Anyway I hope everyones doing fine, its 2:30 and I can't sleep! Fuck yea.

[QUOTE=l33tkill;44409796]Just experienced my first time at a casino. Went right to the blackjack table. Went from $70 to the last $5 chip back up to $900. All in 5 hours. I don't think that I'm going to gamble for a while, my luck is probably running thin now. Penny slots were fun though.[/QUOTE] The best machine at the crachino is the insert paper get four coins machine.

I can into basic algebra now. Quick someone test me.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44411190]I can into basic algebra now. Quick someone test me.[/QUOTE] 3x + 5 = 2

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44411190]I can into basic algebra now. Quick someone test me.[/QUOTE] -x^3 + 2x^2 - 69x + 138 Factor it. Wait I just posted in the gay thread. I ain't even happy.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;44411244]-x^3 + 2x^2 - 69x + 138 Factor it. Wait I just posted in the gay thread. I ain't even happy.[/QUOTE] It begins.

[QUOTE=ClarkWasHere;44411244]-x^3 + 2x^2 - 69x + 138 Factor it. Wait I just posted in the gay thread. I ain't even happy.[/QUOTE] Oh sorry I was out. Let me get a piece of paper. Edit: Fuck that how is that basic? I've never seen this before.