Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44479111]Are dreams really "meaningless" I never had a fucked up dream for a long time (ie half of Galen's Dreams)[/QUOTE] it's more than half i think i have problems with my brain

[QUOTE=Galen;44479194]it's more than half i think i have problems with my brain[/QUOTE] I usually find that my dreams are a reflection of previous events so maybe. [editline]7th April 2014[/editline] The most fucked up dream I've ever had is when I shot someone who wanted to have sex with me. He said he wanted to roleplay so I said play dead. I was browsing sensational headlines late that night so

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44479250]I usually find that my dreams are a reflection of previous events so maybe. [editline]7th April 2014[/editline] The most fucked up dream I've ever had is when I shot someone who wanted to have sex with me. [B]He said he wanted to roleplay so I said play dead. [/B] I was browsing sensational headlines late that night so[/QUOTE] I'm sorry that's absolutely hilarious, sounds like a line from an action movie starring Schwarzenegger and nerds in fursuits.

I'd pay to see a movie with Arnold fighting furries. Animosus could be the main villain.

[QUOTE=Tark;44479401]I'm sorry that's absolutely hilarious, sounds like a line from an action movie starring Schwarzenegger and nerds in fursuits.[/QUOTE] "I need your clothes, your suits, and your con tickets."

Don't be sorry lol. [editline]a[/editline] Actually nvm you guys made this really weird

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44479452]"I need your clothes, your suits, and your con tickets."[/QUOTE] And then instead of the guy pulling a knife, he pulls a dragon dildo.

I write waaaay to many one liners. *throws guy off a building* "Looks like you had to take the fall" *throws guy into freezer* "Chill out" *snuffs guy out with pillow* "Sleep tight" *shoves joystick into guys eye socket* "Insert coin, asshole"

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44479452]"I need your clothes, your suits, and your con tickets."[/QUOTE] Now I know why you yiff....... [editline]7th April 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44479466]I write waaaay to many one liners. *throws guy off a building* "Looks like you had to take the fall" *throws guy into freezer* "Chill out" *snuffs guy out with pillow* "Sleep tight" *shoves joystick into guys eye socket* "Insert coin, asshole"[/QUOTE] Have you ever considered becoming a professional quote maker

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Guys, I am desperate. I can't reach him, anymore he won't answer me properly. His Skype avatar has changed to a black square and he only answers with yes and no, sometimes totally out of context. He gets incredibly annoyed when I say I'm worried and the only things he really says are greetings and goodbyes. When I tell him I'm incredibly worried, he just answeres with annoyed emoticons. We haven't had a fight, nothing, no prior incident at all, only that a bit over a week ago, he implied he had to help a friend of his in dire need since something bad has happened and we last talked on my birthday a few days ago where he wasn't unusual at all. I am worried sick, literally. I know he's depressed and suicidal, I can't take this. He's the only person in my life I care for, losing him in any way at all would break me. I am already starting to get physically sick from worrying. If he's found someone else, I think I'd survive that but not this, not this silence. I don't know, I can't eat, I can't sleep, my mind is literally torturing me, I can't take this. I'm not mad at him and propably won't be, I just want to hear his voice again. I once lost a person that I didn't even love, just someone dear to me and it took me 5 years, moving to a different city and living in total solitude and isolation for 2 years of that to get over it. Him, I just couldn't take that. I know I'm probably overreacting and I need to calm down but, heh, there's only one person that can ever do that. I hope I'm just being paranoid, the last few days have been quite emotional for me, hopefully I'm just overly sensitive and not right. Still, I feel like dying, like I just got news that I am terminally ill I hope he's just not feeling very social and annoyed by me freaking the fuck out but goddamnit I'm damn near dying here

[QUOTE=H4ngman;44479526]-[/QUOTE] I know how it feels. I sincerely hope everything's alright, man. Stay strong!

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44479960]I know how it feels. I sincerely hope everything's alright, man. Stay strong![/QUOTE] It's good to know you're not the only one. Sorry for the depressing subject, I'll talk about something I didn't get to post in time. I had my 23rd Birthday on the 2nd. I didn't really get to pot but here it goes. [B]H4ngmans guite on How to have an 'Adult' Birthday.[/B] 1. Come down the stairs of empty silent house, see plain cake that was placed there a day prior. Also see plain greeting card. See chocolates. I never liked chocolates, I told my parents ever since I was a child. It's the kind my mom likes. Convenient. Later get asked if I'm going to eat those or if I'll give them up. Didn't expect presents, but still feel a little disappointed. Try coffee thermos, they left me none. Now, in our household, this sort of scenario is something that really gets to me and there is a lot of context to go with it. Mom and dad are pretty extreme this way, they only ever do the minimal required amount for other people so they won't look bad. But none of it is real, they are incredibly cold. There you go, have a cake and a card that says 'happy birthday'. Job done, please get rid of that stuff now it blocks the table. Luckily a certain someone sung 'happy birthday' to me the day prior and gave me a very intimate and cherished, emotional memory on top of that. So I said , I'm having none of that today. I'm gonna have some fucking candles on my cake. But the only candles we have in the house are the half-burned ones they re-use for every purpose ever that are never lit. And they are too few for my old ass. [IMG_thumb]http://i57.tinypic.com/2e4vkeo.jpg[/IMG_thumb] 2. Get on your bike and go to the next store. Look for party supplies. Get candles. See Balloons. Get balloons. See decorations. Get decorations as well. Realize that you're buying your own birthday stuff, for yourself, alone and suppress tears as you walk to the cashier. Realize you really really really want the cashier to notice how you're all sad and buying birthday things, feel even more pathetic and try to hide single tear and shaky voice as you pay and cry as you walk out. Get home, take inventory: Whit this stuff you'll enjoy this no matter what [IMG_thumb]http://i61.tinypic.com/2drsw0y.jpg[/IMG_thumb] 3. Put the exact number of new, fresh candles in your cake. Also put candle letter in there. Also a wax teddy bear. Stab that sadness cake with as many things you can find. As your cake looks like a porcupine, realize you're overcompensating for those feels with an overkill of candles. Replace chocolates with Parsley Bread snacks you actually like [IMG_thumb]http://i59.tinypic.com/fac6ld.jpg[/IMG_thumb] 4. Decorate the EVERYTHING with the EVERYTHING EVER! YOURE WORTH THIS; YOU DESERVE THIS; SURELY SOMEONE REALLY REALLY MEANT TO DO THIS BUT COULDN'T BECAUSE OF REASONS. [IMG_thumb]http://i59.tinypic.com/111uyxv.jpg[/IMG_thumb] 5. Light those candles. Feel the insane heat of your miniature furnace almost burn your eyebrows and let all the bad feels be consumed in the fire of your overcompensation. Try to blow out the inferno you made but fail since a fire that big just gets fanned by your breath. Contemplate possibly irony and deeper meaning. Still feel better. as you hum happy birthday to yourself [IMG_thumb]http://i58.tinypic.com/2my54sn.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Congratulations, you are now an adult. Because your conscious lifespan has exceeded a certain duration you don't need those pesky emotions, you're a big boy now. 6. Bonus round: Have mom come home and give you a present. it's wrapped in teddy bear and baloon paper. It's a small toy touring biker playset. Warm heart. Regain hope. Forget notions of cynisism. Smile.

dong shaped baloons

you could have just saved yourself the trouble and lit the candles like lit unlit lit lit lit

I just remembered I can't tie my shoelaces. I don't know how that's done it's physically impossible. Like what they say its easy but duuuuude that's impossible for me. I'm not smart enough :c

They really need to ditch shoelaces and just have Velcro for EVERYTHING. I couldn't tie my own shoes until like 17.

isnt there a sponge bob episode on how to do it

[QUOTE=H4ngman;44479526]Guys, I am desperate. I can't reach him, anymore he won't answer me properly. His Skype avatar has changed to a black square and he only answers with yes and no, sometimes totally out of context. He gets incredibly annoyed when I say I'm worried and the only things he really says are greetings and goodbyes. When I tell him I'm incredibly worried, he just answeres with annoyed emoticons. We haven't had a fight, nothing, no prior incident at all, only that a bit over a week ago, he implied he had to help a friend of his in dire need since something bad has happened and we last talked on my birthday a few days ago where he wasn't unusual at all. I am worried sick, literally. I know he's depressed and suicidal, I can't take this. He's the only person in my life I care for, losing him in any way at all would break me. I am already starting to get physically sick from worrying. If he's found someone else, I think I'd survive that but not this, not this silence. I don't know, I can't eat, I can't sleep, my mind is literally torturing me, I can't take this. I'm not mad at him and propably won't be, I just want to hear his voice again. I once lost a person that I didn't even love, just someone dear to me and it took me 5 years, moving to a different city and living in total solitude and isolation for 2 years of that to get over it. Him, I just couldn't take that. I know I'm probably overreacting and I need to calm down but, heh, there's only one person that can ever do that. I hope I'm just being paranoid, the last few days have been quite emotional for me, hopefully I'm just overly sensitive and not right. Still, I feel like dying, like I just got news that I am terminally ill I hope he's just not feeling very social and annoyed by me freaking the fuck out but goddamnit I'm damn near dying here[/QUOTE] I know the feels man, it may seem like nothing can take your mind off it but you need to try. Sometimes to catch a fish you must let go of the line, let it drift out into the water and then when the time is right in one quick motion tug hard and the fish will reel itself in...back into your arms.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44481516]They really need to ditch shoelaces and just have Velcro for EVERYTHING. I couldn't tie my own shoes until like 17.[/QUOTE] no thanks velcro kind of blows after any exposure to weather unless it's the military kind 3M command hanging strips are better but are also the loudest thing on earth

[QUOTE=Mysterious;44481516]They really need to ditch shoelaces and just have Velcro for EVERYTHING. I couldn't tie my own shoes until like 17.[/QUOTE] I still feel embarrassed tying my shoes, because I can only do a bunny-knot tie, while everyone else in grade school was doing their fancy "let's make a loop appear out of thin fucking air" knots, and I always felt inadequate.

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;44481578]I know the feels man, it may seem like nothing can take your mind off it but you need to try. Sometimes to catch a fish you must let go of the line, let it drift out into the water and then when the time is right in one quick motion tug hard and the fish will reel itself in...back into your arms.[/QUOTE] That's how you break a fishing line not catch a fish

[url=http://snapguide.com/guides/make-seitan-mock-chicken/]So I made seitan[/url] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/UhzzN8Q.jpg[/thumb] [url=http://vegetarian.about.com/od/maindishentreerecipes/r/Friedchickun.htm]And then fried it[/url] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xgizjIg.jpg[/thumb] I was surprised at how closely the seitan resembled steak, the texture was pretty meat-like as well. The initial taste was bland, as it's just a flour/water/vegetable stock mixture, the after taste wasn't that bad though. The resulting seitan nuggets tasted like fish too, although I cut them too square, so they didn't look nice. Pretty tasty though!

Oh shit, I forgot why I came here in the first place earlier. I just wanna get this off my chest: Facepunch, I'm bisexual. There, that's that. [QUOTE=Rubs10;44481647]food[/QUOTE] Man, that looks delicious.

What's the point of breathing if it won't make me inflate like a balloon and separate me from my physical form.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44478824]I wish steam didnt suck at being up and/or working in general. Some random guy added me the other night so I want to see how many hats he wants to beg off me.[/QUOTE] You mean [I]me[/I] [THUMB]http://i.imgur.com/5Q9K7FO.png[/THUMB] Least I can say I offered. In other news my pen spinning team leader kicked me out for making too hard of a 4 second combo in a copy challenge and labelling it 'Easy' difficulty. God damnit.

[QUOTE=Kahgarak;44481697]Oh shit, I forgot why I came here in the first place earlier. I just wanna get this off my chest: Facepunch, I'm bisexual. There, that's that.[/QUOTE] You're gonna Mako me crazy lmao But hey, that's cool friend. Nice to meet you.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44481542]isnt there a sponge bob episode on how to do it[/QUOTE] That incredibly catchy song taught me NOTHING.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;44479111]Are dreams really "meaningless" I never had a fucked up dream for a long time (ie half of Galen's Dreams)[/QUOTE] There are mice living in the walls of my house. We set out traps for them, and they only seem to be attracted to chocolate. It feels cruel and sad that we lure them with nutella, but we do. I had a dream once that we had set out loads of traps, and every one of them caught a mouse. The dead mice were piled up in my sister's old room, and when I looked at the pile I noticed that all the mice had knitted costumes like little Sylvanian dolls. Little dead baby mice dressed as sailors and farmers. That's a guilt dream for you.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44481446]I just remembered I can't tie my shoelaces. I don't know how that's done it's physically impossible. Like what they say its easy but duuuuude that's impossible for me. I'm not smart enough :c[/QUOTE] [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/31421373/Camera%20Uploads/VID_20140407_181128.mp4]I hope you can follow this.[/url] It's okay, I didn't learn until like two years ago. I'm still lazy and just slip my shoes off/on and avoid tying as long as I can