Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;44485968]I'm going to use my incredible psychic powers and guess that the package is a dakimakaru[/QUOTE] Horo Plush.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44485987]100 jilliion hours in paint tool SAI [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9hAlR9h.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] "YOFF"

Oh, yeah I probably should have made that clearer. Yes Im talking about people of legal age but big age gaps. Ive noticed that its much more common with gay couples than straight. Wonder why that is.

two people were sitting on the bench at the bus stop then they weren't even getting the bus the fuckers also my shoulder really hurts for no reason today is one of those days

Bought some proper frankincense and blazed that shit in my room. now my house smells like Byzantium and awesome. Related music: [video=youtube;ibCS-scA1hs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibCS-scA1hs&feature=player_detailpage&list=PLB727BEE6B4DD84A2[/video]

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44485987]100 jilliion hours in paint tool SAI [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9hAlR9h.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Steering wheel on wrong side 0/10

[QUOTE=MrFishcake;44485859]What do you guys think of age gap relationships, they seem to be more common / more accepted in gay relationships. I personally don't think theres anything wrong with them. If you love somebody, age shouldn't matter.[/QUOTE] I don't think there's anything wrong as long as it's not too extreme or anything, but that's just from a perspective of someone who hasn't seen that so it would strike me as odd. Personally I would rather keep it a few years older or younger than me. Like 5 years difference would be fine by me but something like 10 would be pushing it for me just because I am more comfortable with people around my age. Of course depends on who it would be, and I only say my opinion having been in relationships with only a few years between the 2 people in them.

[QUOTE=Animosus;44486546]Steering wheel on wrong side 0/10[/QUOTE] It's on the right side for me. I blame Hitler for this.

I have around a 4 year gap in my relationship and its been fine

All it took was someone to mention "Cassius" in a sentence for me to suddenly remember the robot Cassius from Robot Wars and now I've watched Series 1 and 2, and currently watching series 3. Chain reaction out the ass.

[QUOTE=Naught;44487043]I have around a 4 year gap in my relationship and its been fine[/QUOTE] There's about a 3/4 of a year difference in ours, still call him old. :v:

[QUOTE=Reagy;44487147]There's about a 3/4 of a year difference in ours, still call him old. :v:[/QUOTE] I feel old in mine [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r2pY7de.gif[/IMG]

So like I went down on my bestfriend with another friend. Then I gave that friend a blowjob, and I almost got him to cum twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow, then stopped because she was real drunk. So I sucked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got off... And all I know I sucked his dick better than her... And he was upset I did better sucking his dick... because he's straight. And I think he's mad because he was "straight" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to electro forest.

Someone asked if I loved animals and replied "No." Problem is, I was on a completely different context when she asked the question.

[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;44487372]So like I went down on my bestfriend with another friend. Then I gave that friend a blowjob, and I almost got him to cum twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow, then stopped because she was real drunk. So I sucked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got off... And all I know I sucked his dick better than her... And he was upset I did better sucking his dick... because he's straight. And I think he's mad because he was "straight" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to electro forest.[/QUOTE] What

[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;44487372]So like I went down on my bestfriend with another friend. Then I gave that friend a blowjob, and I almost got him to cum twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow, then stopped because she was real drunk. So I sucked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got off... And all I know I sucked his dick better than her... And he was upset I did better sucking his dick... because he's straight. And I think he's mad because he was "straight" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to electro forest.[/QUOTE] The grammar and writing style in this is so awkward to read.

[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;44487372]So like I went down on my bestfriend with another friend. Then I gave that friend a blowjob, and I almost got him to cum twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow, then stopped because she was real drunk. So I sucked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got off... And all I know I sucked his dick better than her... And he was upset I did better sucking his dick... because he's straight. And I think he's mad because he was "straight" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to electro forest.[/QUOTE] Que?

[QUOTE=Naught;44487164]I feel old in mine [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r2pY7de.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] I win cause I have no relationship. [sp] :( [/sp]

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44484514]Gaychat: the movie The Governator is put up against the Furries high-octane vendetta against the American dream. Hilarity ensures as Arnie is teamed up with various gaychat double-agents who are only really in it for the cameo. Starring: Arnie, as Arnie Animosus, as the furry mad-max villain mofo Slade, as the seemingly rational science man with a vile plan against America Vilusia, as the shape-shifting turncoat who ends up marrying Arnie in the end And the rest of you fools as yourselves :V[/QUOTE] Can I be the super-villian in the sequel?

[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;44487372]So like I went down on my bestfriend with another friend. Then I gave that friend a blowjob, and I almost got him to cum twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow, then stopped because she was real drunk. So I sucked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got off... And all I know I sucked his dick better than her... And he was upset I did better sucking his dick... because he's straight. And I think he's mad because he was "straight" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to electro forest.[/QUOTE] I don't even... too much info?

So I really really want one of the new Godzilla toys, and told my girlfriend about it. She went to Wal-Mart last night and then told me "I got you a present that starts with G!" So I come in this morning, get a text saying "On your desk". [sp]It's a Giraffe[/sp]

Had chili for breakfast. Totally won't regret that at all. Nope.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44487699]The grammar and writing style in this is so awkward to read.[/QUOTE] It was just awkward to read.

I too, cry when I cant go to the electro forest :'c

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;44488190]It was just awkward to read.[/QUOTE] Yeah that too.

So like I went down on my best joint with another friend. Then I gave that friend a bong, and I almost got him high twice, but I stopped on purpose. Then my bestfiend got him to almost blow smoke rings, then stopped because she was real high. So I smoked him off than stopped. Then she did. And he got pissed off because he "lead her on". So none of us got blazed... And all I know smoked kush better than her... And he was upset I did better weed... because he's antidrugs. And I think he's mad because he was "antidrugs" now he's a cliffhanger and has to live with that. I just hope he feels better.. same with my friend... we both cried because I couldn't go to burning man

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44487958]So I really really want one of the new Godzilla toys, and told my girlfriend about it. She went to Wal-Mart last night and then told me "I got you a present that starts with G!" So I come in this morning, get a text saying "On your desk". [sp]It's a Giraffe[/sp][/QUOTE] -snip I'm a fucking numrod- [editline]8th April 2014[/editline] heavyguy you revoke that funny and replace it with a box this instant I dont deserve your chuckles

[QUOTE=Alexak75;44488626]-snip I'm a fucking numrod- [editline]8th April 2014[/editline] heavyguy you revoke that funny and replace it with a box this instant I dont deserve your chuckles[/QUOTE] it made me laugh okay you can't tell me what to do

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;44485987]100 jilliion hours in paint tool SAI [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9hAlR9h.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Legitimately reminds me of the trailer from rick and morty: [t]http://puu.sh/7vXat[/t] Also can i be in it as the seedy coffee shop bartender/barista that you guys have to go to to get information? Can i also have an eyepatch?

Damn you all for adapting my screenplay! I demand royalties!