Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?
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[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44586311]I learned that too by now but still. I don't like dying and this game just keeps killing me so much.[/QUOTE]
That's what happens in the first two Max Payne games. You die [I]a lot.[/I]
But then, when you get that perfect victory against the hordes of dickgobblers, it's pretty damn satisfying.
[QUOTE=HyperTails;44586241]I still haven't beaten Doom 1, I'm stuck on the last episode for it
And for some reason it's fucking ridiculous compared to the first three episodes[/QUOTE]
In that case, don't ever play Plutonia.
It makes you want to rip your jaw off of your skull.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586318]That's what happens in the first two Max Payne games. You die [I]a lot.[/I]
But then, when you get that perfect victory against the hordes of dickgobblers, it's pretty damn satisfying.[/QUOTE]
At least they fixed the issue with Max standing up right after shootdodging which could really screw you up in the first game.
Also I really hate when I am full on pills, full health and I find that first aid box with with another 4 bottle of pills. Even worse when you can't go back to them when you could use them.
Finished Metroid Fusion just now.
So far, I've completed Super Metroid, Zero Mission, and Fusion. All that's left now is Metroid 2 and the original NES one and I'll have completed all the 2D ones.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44586327]At least they fixed the issue with Max standing up right after shootdodging which could really screw you up in the first game.
Also I really hate when I am full on pills, full health and I find that first aid box with with another 4 bottle of pills. Even worse when you can't go back to them when you could use them.[/QUOTE]
Max Payne turned me into a hoarder. If I had anything under max pills I just felt naked.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586336]Max Payne turned me into a hoarder. If I had anything under max pills I just felt naked.[/QUOTE]
Everytime when there was bunch of closets and such, I'd do nothing but make sure they are not openable to not miss anything.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44586353]Everytime when there was bunch of closets and such, I'd do nothing but make sure they are not openable to not miss anything.[/QUOTE]
Max Payne will kill your goons and rob you blind of all your Vicodin while doing it.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586357]Max Payne will kill your goons and rob you blind of all your Vicodin while doing it.[/QUOTE]
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Reason why I hated so much those 'something happened to Max so now he lost all his guns and... ALL OF HIS PILLS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA'
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44586364]Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Reason why I hated so much those 'something happened to Max so now he lost all his guns and... ALL OF HIS PILLS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA'[/QUOTE]
Admittedly having to fight through a legion of armed guards with nothing but a bloody baseball bat was fairly annoying.
I had to kill the first guy, take his gun, and then absolutely master the Art of Headshots.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586370]Admittedly having to fight through a legion of armed guards with nothing but a bloody baseball bat was fairly annoying.
I had to kill the first guy, take his gun, and then absolutely master the Art of Headshots.[/QUOTE]
Yeeah, I remember that part. That was the worst from the first MP. I actually waited for the pair of guards to walk by, quickly kill them both, grab their Ingram and Deagle. And then just shootdodging all around the place.
As bullshit and hard as they can be though, I'll always adore all three of the Max Payne games.
MP3 was somewhat easier but still incredibly satisfying. 'Dat Euphoria engine.
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586370]Admittedly having to fight through a legion of armed guards with nothing but a bloody baseball bat was fairly annoying.
I had to kill the first guy, take his gun, and then absolutely master the Art of Headshots.[/QUOTE]
In that part you could sneak past those guys and get in this one room with guns, IIRC. Or just get right in the elevator and not fight the guys at all to save the trouble.
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44586399]In that part you could sneak past those guys and get in this one room with guns, IIRC. Or just get right in the elevator and not fight the guys at all to save the trouble.[/QUOTE]
I have problems sneaking in games where slaughtering everyone is the most fun thing to do. u.u
[QUOTE=OffTheRoad;44586399]In that part you could sneak past those guys and get in this one room with guns, IIRC. Or just get right in the elevator and not fight the guys at all to save the trouble.[/QUOTE]
What kind of shark would I be if my trail wasn't surounded by dead bodies?
Nah, I tried to sneak into one of the rooms and immedietely got blasted into face with shotgun so I figured out I have to kill the enemies.
Jesus fucking christ, someone set fire to a car across the street! I don't know if it was a Cocktail or something else, but I heard my dog barking, and then a noise. I look around the house, shoe in hand just in case, then I checked out front and sure enough, there was a truck across the street on fire, a small fire on it's front but fire nonetheless.
So I went into my Grandma's room and woke her up to let her know what happened, me mom came up shortly after, hearing my footsteps. Firemen came and just took care of it, but fuck me if I'm not scared shitless.
So I got a late night call from a friend to go to a cafe down in Seattle called Beth's.
At Beth's they have 12 egg omelets and we both ordered one, but they messed up the order so they just gave us one for free.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655421/Things/toomuch.jpg[/img]
And yeah that's fuck load of hash browns underneath them. It's so gud.
If you ever find your self in Seattle, do your self a favor and go there.
Any of you gays go to record store day? It was a total mess at my local shop, but I managed to escape with the only creedence disc they had and an oasis reissue
[QUOTE=Slice919;44586749]So I got a late night call from a friend to go to a cafe down in Seattle called Beth's.
At Beth's they have 12 egg omelets and we both ordered one, but they messed up the order so they just gave us one for free.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655421/Things/toomuch.jpg[/img]
And yeah that's fuck load of hash browns underneath them. It's so gud.
If you ever find your self in Seattle, do your self a favor and go there.[/QUOTE]
I was told the service there is terrible.
[QUOTE=Slice919;44586749]
At Beth's they have 12 egg omelets[/QUOTE]
RIP heart, it never even had a chance
[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44586336]Max Payne turned me into a hoarder. If I had anything under max pills I just felt naked.[/QUOTE]
Max payne turned into an anti hacking machine. Beating the first game on the hardest difficulty was an accomplishment. I mean enemies are aimbot level of accuracy.
[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;44587193]Max payne turned into an anti hacking machine. Beating the first game on the hardest difficulty was an accomplishment. I mean enemies are aimbot level of accuracy.[/QUOTE]
I pretty much learned to run into room with bullet time on because I was sick of shit like alerted enemy waiting behind the door with a shotgun. MP2 did few times as well but enemies ran into the room, already pointing at you wherever you were and began shooting instantly. They could fuck you up with full health before you managed to hit the shootdodge button.
Ya'll bitches need some more unfair roguelikes in your life.
Yaaaaay my USB adaptors arrived for the cables i got that were the wrong type of USB and now I can use my microphone again for all my microphone related needs.
Everything is good again.
Finally got new brake pads on my Jeep and he's inspected!
Weee!
Talking about inspections
[video=youtube;-JvhsdYQJgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JvhsdYQJgM[/video]
Ignore me nearly dying in the passenger seat
I don't get what's happening in the video
Time to go out for nice coffee and work on a paper :> or try to.
[QUOTE=Slice919;44586749]So I got a late night call from a friend to go to a cafe down in Seattle called Beth's.
At Beth's they have 12 egg omelets and we both ordered one, but they messed up the order so they just gave us one for free.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/3655421/Things/toomuch.jpg[/img]
And yeah that's fuck load of hash browns underneath them. It's so gud.
If you ever find your self in Seattle, do your self a favor and go there.[/QUOTE]
Looks like a rat chewed it's way out of a sack of manure.
If Beth's is ever sued for poor hygiene standards, this is the picture that will run on the front page of the newspapers.
But maybe I'm only saying this because I just ate and so food will now repulse me for the next couple hours.
[editline]19th April 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=HyperTails;44588064]I don't get what's happening in the video[/QUOTE]
They tied a rubber duck to it I think?
I went paint balling today, and was shot in my left knee 3 times, once on my hand, several times on my visor, and once in the ribs. I was even shot in the mouth and the paint was in my mouth. It hurts so bad but it was definitely a lot of fun.
