Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=xBackfire;44662979][IMG]http://puu.sh/8qnrT.jpg[/IMG]
idk why you'd wanna see this[/QUOTE]

I like this guy. You need to stick around.

[Gray001]

So my CS:GO inventory is worth about $350 atm.

I can't stop trading. I hate this. Please. Help meeeeeee

[jp_rsardeto]

So I met a guy. He looks very manly, ripped, really hot. He said he doesn't like kissing other guys but asked me to fuck his arse.

Wtf

Dude you just asked me to put my pregnancy stick inside your body, stop being fucking stupid. Not kissing another man won't make you any more "manly". I hate this kind of people

[Eila]

Kissing is okay, not amazing or anything imo.

I'd rather do it as a way to show someone how I feel, rather than the action of it actually feeling good or anything like that.

[jp_rsardeto]

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[Vilusia]

Tonight is not a good night for me :(

[Eila]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;44664101]I'm pretty sure he doesn't think that way. He's like a homophobic gay

like to have sex with guys, masturbate to guys having sex with each other but: kissing another dude is fag shit, hate anything that shows off that a guy is gay, likes to pretend that he's not homo - 99% of the time is looking for a man, the other 1% he's pretending to like girls to not give it away/feel confident/be approved by society. He almost wishes that he could erase homosexuality from the surface of earth, as long as there's still someone to annihilate his rectum.[/QUOTE]

What in the world.

[Reagy]

I don't like kissing at all, but that's just me, I'm more a hug person. I wouldn't stop someone though.

[Dilbert]

anyone here looking for a hot dilf (dilbert id like to fuck)

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dilfbert

[Robot Jesus]

[QUOTE=elevate;44664800]anyone here looking for a hot dilf (dilbert id like to fuck)

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dilfbert[/QUOTE]
My tie's not the only thing erect right now :wink:

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=elevate;44664800]anyone here looking for a hot dilf (dilbert id like to fuck)

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dilfbert[/QUOTE]

fuck yeah baby let's do some long division

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;44664101]I'm pretty sure he doesn't think that way. He's like a homophobic gay

like to have sex with guys, masturbate to guys having sex with each other but: kissing another dude is fag shit, hate anything that shows off that a guy is gay, likes to pretend that he's not homo - 99% of the time is looking for a man, the other 1% he's pretending to like girls to not give it away/feel confident/be approved by society. He almost wishes that he could erase homosexuality from the surface of earth, as long as there's still someone to annihilate his rectum.[/QUOTE]

Or he isn't in to showing affection with public acts like that.
I honestly don't see a problem in that regards. Or he's uninterested in romantic companionship and instead prefers casual sex.

[Shark Bones]

I like soft, pecky lip kisses. Making out is kinda awkward, though.

I'd rather just hug someone and press lips with them for about 5 seconds than lick their tongue.

[Grim_2o0o]

Man I was so excited to go to work today, just busting my balls working for no pay.

Turns out there was a fire, the shop is closed.
Kind of sad, honestly, considering that most of the money goes towards charity, even our local soup kitchen is gonna suffer from this.

Apparently from what I heard, some of the Saturday personnel dragged in some gifts that might have contained flammable material, must've caught fire overnight.
Kind of weird waking up to a phone call from my work mate saying "shit's burning, yo".

[gerbe1]

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44665107]I like soft, pecky lip kisses. Making out is kinda awkward, though.

I'd rather just hug someone and press lips with them for about 5 seconds than lick their tongue.[/QUOTE]

Making out is not solely licking the other persons tongue! Making out is like a combination of all kinds of kisses. If someone uses their tongue for every kiss it's silly and gets too wet; and in my opinion they're doing it wrong! The problem is, in my experience if you don't like how someone kisses telling them ("stop trying to engulf my face and nose in a kiss dammit!") just offends them and they keep doing what they're doing, probably because they quite enjoy how they kiss (aka eating my face off, you dummy don't open your mouth that wide grrr).

I really like kissing. It is a massive turn on for me. Hugs are great for feeling warm and safe and like nothing in the world matters but now. Kisses are great for getting erections. That's my two cents!

[Eila]

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44665358]Kisses are great for getting erections. That's my two cents![/QUOTE]

Hugging has the same effect on me.

It made hugging very complicated with my ex-girlfriend.

[Animosus]

For some reason hugs are like the absolute best thing to me. Kissing, while its nice, doesn't make me feel nearly as close to my partner as hugging.

And I can get away with hugging friends as well.

[Grim_2o0o]

Hugophiles up in here.

[HeavyGuy]

Hugs are awesome
Kisses are awesome too

Both are things I look forward to doing in my life

[Zillamaster55]

[img]http://img.pandawhale.com/59088-Why-dont-we-have-both-gif-qokB.gif[/img]

[editline]28th April 2014[/editline]

But seriously, just combine makeout session with hugging and end it with snugs/spooning. Congratulitions you made a smoothie of luv :3

[Eila]

I always thought 'spooning' was something really dirty.

[gerbe1]

It's also usually very difficult to do. Someone's arm is always in an awkward position.

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44666181]It's also usually very difficult to do. Someone's arm is always in an awkward position.[/QUOTE]

Well being that the size difference between me and my S.O are roughly equal to "Tyrannosaurus" and "Small Rabbit", my arms are okidoke

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44666212]Small Rabbit[/QUOTE]

:o

[Batmoutarde]

Woo time to show my Android app and be done with this semester.

Had to do a quick fix this morning because somehow the database got messed up and Macaulay Culkin ended up in American Psycho while Christian Bale was in Home alone

[g-foxisus]

So, apparently the person whom I was supposed to go with to NYC has been silent to me for the past few months, despite numerous attempts at contact. I've known this person for more than a year and I really trusted that person too; been planning this for several months and invested a lot of time in it. Now I'll be stranded in NYC alone for 9 days if I don't find a way to fix this.

Seriously, trust is such a rare virtue nowadays (it wont go without saying that I'm not the most trustworthy person there is, but this is very different).

[Squerl101]

[QUOTE=G-foxisus;44666686]Seriously, trust is such a rare virtue nowadays (it wont go without saying that I'm not the most trustworthy person there is, but this is very different).[/QUOTE]

I completely agree, sometimes I can't even trust my own parents. It just pisses me off.

[HeavyGuy]

Man, it's weird seeing all these roboteers on Robot Wars from like 2001, then looking up their robots now and seeing that some of them have died.
Like Steve Merrill of Sir Chromalot who apparently died 3 years ago of complications from a bowel cancer operation.
Just one of those things I guess.

[FacepunchZen]

You can trust people, just remember that when it comes down to it most people, if given the choice, will choose what benefits them.

[Eila]

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44667043]Man, it's weird seeing all these roboteers on Robot Wars from like 2001, then looking up their robots now and seeing that some of them have died.
Like Steve Merrill of Sir Chromalot who apparently died 3 years ago of complications from a bowel cancer operation.
Just one of those things I guess.[/QUOTE]

At least they got to participate in something they were passionate about and had a good time doing so for other people to watch and enjoy. I hope my hobbies can bring enjoyment to some other people someday too.