Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=zerothefallen;44723554][url]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3296941836721076876/001996DDCBA768514516BA799EEA2C9B6FA07B7F/[/url] lol [editline]4th May 2014[/editline] didnt img cuz huge[/QUOTE] You don't need all of those do you? Please give me one.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44723953]What's the point of having multiple sex toys it's not like you have 2 dozen asses[/QUOTE] How do you know?

[QUOTE=Reagy;44723927]There's over 1.3k of rubber sat on that table.[/QUOTE] which is honestly kind of sad....

[QUOTE=Viva;44724724]which is honestly kind of sad....[/QUOTE] To be honest, a set of good rims is about that much, both are equally 1.3k worth of rubber, and one gets you more dong for your dollar.

Well teeeechnically, they're silicone.

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;44724760]To be honest, a set of good rims is about that much, both are equally 1.3k worth of rubber, and one gets you more dong for your dollar.[/QUOTE] Ehh, i get the idea that it's something someone is into and that i can't judge...but the rims even sound stupid to me. I tried placing myself in the same situation of having something really pricy but that'd be a computer and that has actual use beyond pleasure and aesthetics.

that's a lot of dildos.

[QUOTE=Viva;44724803]Ehh, i get the idea that it's something someone is into and that i can't judge...but the rims even sound stupid to me. I tried placing myself in the same situation of having something really pricy but that'd be a computer and that has actual use beyond pleasure and aesthetics.[/QUOTE] To each their owns. To some, cars are their main things, I mean, you pass a lot of time in your car. I'd guess since I bought my car a bit more than a year and a half ago, it hogged 14 grands with the purchase of the car, not counting gas nor insurance either.

If anyone ever wanted to get into EVE: Online but never had anyone to do it with, and you'll be able to play between 5PM and 11PM CST, now is your chance! Come play with me. I met someone in the EVE thread that wanted to help me learn how to actually play instead of mining minerals :v: I'm gonna learn how to PvE!

[QUOTE=DemonElite;44724875]that's a lot of dildos.[/QUOTE] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A]That'll be four bucks baby! Do you want fries with that?[/url]

[QUOTE=WolvesSoulZ;44725131]To each their owns. To some, cars are their main things, I mean, you pass a lot of time in your car. I'd guess since I bought my car a bit more than a year and a half ago, it hogged 14 grands with the purchase of the car, not counting gas nor insurance either.[/QUOTE] Yeah but at the same time a car is also practical. You get better performance from pouring money into your car, upgrading it and modding it. Saving money too if you want to argue that. It also teaches a valuable skill of repairing and modifying vehicles.

[QUOTE=zerothefallen;44723554][url]http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/3296941836721076876/001996DDCBA768514516BA799EEA2C9B6FA07B7F/[/url] lol [editline]4th May 2014[/editline] didnt img cuz huge[/QUOTE] Why did whoever owns these use Steam to upload a picture of dildos?

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;44725256]Why did whoever owns these use Steam to upload a picture of dildos?[/QUOTE] Likely to slap it on their screenshot showcase for laughs. I'm abusing it as well on mine.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;44725256]Why did whoever owns these use Steam to upload a picture of dildos?[/QUOTE] to get the coveted "who has the most dildos in one picture" achievement on Steam, of course.

I found a site that sells swords. I think I might buy a couple.

I wouldn't trust a sellsword.

[QUOTE=HeavyGuy;44725511]to get the coveted "who has the most dildos in one picture" achievement on Steam, of course.[/QUOTE] Valve will reward them with a trading card with a smaller picture of the dildos on it. Hooray indeed.

Speaking of Swords, watched the first half of Kill Bill Vol. 1 Why did I start this. I want to finish it but I have school tomorrow.

[QUOTE=HetsuProcyon;44724124]You don't need all of those do you? Please give me one.[/QUOTE] no u fags i dont own $1000 worth of dildoes that would be reag

my cool 80's and 90's movie tshirts arrived also i had sex for the first time. pretty good weekend overall. [img]http://puu.sh/8zVyy.png[/img] [img]http://puu.sh/8zVyS.png[/img] how about you guys? [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] [url]http://www.6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/[/url] i got them off of this website. it was painful to find tshirts that don't fucking suck, though. shipped quickly and were inexpensive, so i can't complain!

stop making that fucking face for the love of god

[QUOTE=elevate;44726559]stop making that fucking face for the love of god[/QUOTE] i can't make anything else in my photos or else my face looks gross. it's a horrible disease. [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] actually you know what you don't run my life, so the next picture of me will have me biting my lower lip and scowling so hard that my fucking face will bleed and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

dear god no

[img]http://puu.sh/8zWjb.png[/img] HERE YOU GO... [img]http://puu.sh/8zWjW.png[/img] ... and a regular-ish photo because i never take those. also my glasses look crooked and that's because i'm pretty sure i have irregular ears because every pair of glasses i've ever worn has done that to me.

Hahahah now i love that face because he's right it just remains consistent. hahaha

it's also the easiest face for me to make. it squashes all my face fat so i look better, and i don't have to find a "balance" with my muscles, i just fucking explode them into anger and i'm done. [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] but anyways, yeah, i had sex last friday and i really don't know what to think about what happened? it wasn't gay, tho. i kind of want to talk about it, so if you don't want to just... don't read this next part i guess? it was with me and one of my girl-friends, and she was like "what would you say if i, theoretically, wanted to suck your dick, but like plantonically." i felt the same way, so like, she started doing that, i felt her boobs and we touched our gross mouths together or whatever, then i was like "we should go to 7/11 and buy condoms." so she was wet as fuck and i had the hugest erection ever and we walked to 7/11 at like 3 am, bought an arizona, SUPER SPERMICIDE ARMOR TROJANS, and a slim jim. we kept going, she rode me, i tired to be on top but i was exhausted as fuck, and she ended up cumming before me but i don't even think i came but i still felt good. i just kind of lost my boner and my will to fuck and just wanted to lay down. what's up with me? butts are gross to me and also vaginas are gross to me. is that typical or am i just weird as hell.

I don't know why but I'm sick to my stomach and very shaky, I can't sleep and I feel... scared for some reason :c I know there's not much you guys can do about that, but I feel a little bit more comfortable saying something. Hopefully you guys don't mind [editline]5th May 2014[/editline] Never mind, I'm feeling better now :D

I fucking hate insomnia. Can't seem to get a leg up on it no matter what I try.

Factorio is neat as hell. I finished the demo and straight away bought the alpha.

I've been playing a bit of Viscera Cleanup Detail myself. Surprisingly fun game. Only thing it suffers from now is just a lack of maps. Once it gets workshop support, it'll be a blast online.