Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

Looks like you just got a picture of some dude and used to the smudge or liquefy tool in Photoshop.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44851292]Looks like you just got a picture of some dude and used to the smudge or liquefy tool in Photoshop.[/QUOTE] somewhat ' [t]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/10/4/1349364290373/Vladimir-Putin-009.jpg[/t] I got this image of vladimir putin and tried my very best to recreate it but it looked like shit so I liquefied it so it looked like something better

-snip i just woke up-

So here's my idea for an X-Files "villain" [quote]He cannot consume calories like a normal person. He was abandoned by his biological father after the mysterious death of his mother during childbirth. When at an orphanage, he soon discovered that he can only survive on consuming the endothermic heat of living things. He stayed alive "eating" rats or other small animals, but after leaving the orphanage, was forced to live on the streets as an adult. Eventually, it became so difficult to satiate his hunger that he is forced to move to consuming the heat of Humans. At this point, the FBI has caught wind of his murders, and sends Fox Mulder+Dana Scully to intercept him before he kills again. Suddenly, he discovers the ability to consume non-living energy, but it doesn't give him the physical satisfaction as living heat. "EndoMan" then attempts to break into a Nuclear plant, and absorb the energy from the rods. In this way, he would never have to kill again. However, during calculations by Scully, his consumption of nuclear energy would cause an immediate critical failure in his system, and eventually a detonation equaling a hydrogen bomb.[/quote] Here's dialogue. [quote] Mulder: Hold it, Harrison, don't move! EndoMan: Or what, you'll shoot me? Mulder: You don't understand, you're putting millions of lives at risk. EndoMan: And if you let me go, I'll be FORCED to kill again! GO AHEAD! SHOOT ME! I'M JUST TRYING TO SAVE PEOPLE[/quote] I'd say he [sp]manages to scoot away, and he just lives his life as an impromptu firefighter, running into burning buildings/campfires and absorbing the heat to survive. [/sp]

Driving back from work I saw a house for sale with the realtor named Gilles Parrot I wonder if he sold Caw-ndominiums too Heyooooo

[QUOTE=Rents;44850609]This thread is like 50% furries.[/QUOTE] FP itself is like roughly 50% furries now. Seriously this place is like a far cry from what it was in 2009.

Facepunch is slowly becoming... [i]Furpunch[/i]

[QUOTE=Fhenexx;44852238]Facepunch is slowly becoming... [i]Furpunch[/i][/QUOTE] Facepurrr~

Nah that was lifepunch.

I remember when there was a furry subforum separate from a gay subforum. The infection spread when the lifestyle forums were dismantled.

[QUOTE=Teto;44852262]I remember when there was a furry subforum separate from a gay subforum. The infection spread when the lifestyle forums were dismantled.[/QUOTE] why was the lifestyle forums taken down?

I'm not a furry, I swear! I-I'm not! I used to completely be in denial, better to just accept it as is.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44852286]why was the lifestyle forums taken down?[/QUOTE] Discrimination against and oppression of minority groups.

Anyways, I must say I just ate at a local barbeque place after I had my surgery follow-up... holy fuck, it was the absolute best BBQ I've had in my life. Hank's Barbeque in Tampa if any of you are locals. Oh dammit Teto I was trying to post fast enough to have it edit.

[QUOTE=Teto;44852320]Discrimination against and oppression of minority groups.[/QUOTE] [img]http://puu.sh/8SYLx.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Bonswazzle;44852328]Oh dammit Teto I was trying to post fast enough to have it edit.[/QUOTE] owned

Just saw that new Godzilla movie It wasn't as bad as the 1998 american Godzilla, right?

[QUOTE=Doc_72;44852448]Just saw that new Godzilla movie It wasn't as bad as the 1998 american Godzilla, right?[/QUOTE] It's pretty easy to make a movie better than Godzilla '98 You'd have to actually try really hard to be worse.

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44852286]why was the lifestyle forums taken down?[/QUOTE] custom forums in general were removed as they were considered mostly redundant and were plagued with horrible management.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44851909]Driving back from work I saw a house for sale with the realtor named Gilles Parrot I wonder if he sold Caw-ndominiums too Heyooooo[/QUOTE] That's the worst bird pun I've feather seen.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44852948]That's the worst bird pun I've feather seen.[/QUOTE] Yeah i made it when I was tired. Thank god I took a birdy minute nap

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44852948]That's the worst bird pun I've feather seen.[/QUOTE] You Albat(c)rossed the line with that one. FlaminGO away with your puns mate or I'll go cuckoo. I hope these pro puns don't passerine over your head.

[QUOTE=Teto;44852992]You Albat(c)rossed the line with that one. FlaminGO away with your puns mate or I'll go cuckoo. I hope these pro puns don't passerine over your head.[/QUOTE] you ruined it now.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;44853011]you ruined it now.[/QUOTE] Are we not Emused?

These puns are not what I'd call eggscellent

If they continue things could take a Tern for the worse

These puns are honestly a bitter pill to Swallow.

If we keep Grey-backed Camaroptera we might end up Olivaceous Warbler. That would be a bit Asian Fairy Bluebird.

When Willet stop, I wonder

there's a special place in hell for all of you pun ruining motherfuckers.