Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44856427]I need somebody. I'm lonely. And almost all the people I like are states away.[/QUOTE] I feel the same way....

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;44856427]I need somebody. I'm lonely. And almost all the people I like are states away.[/QUOTE] It's better than a whole continent or two at least.

So my sister's dog that she barely takes care of decided to go through the house and rip shit up (Again) She ate a controller and my Orange Box case, and she blames me because I left food on my desk An empty packet of jerky, on a table, in another room, behind a door. Yes that explains why "your" dog started ripping shit apart in the lounge room. At least I didn't leave fucking chocolate laying around like last time

Your sister does not sound responsible enough for a dog

Now she's looking at buying a second one Did I mention she has no job, and neither does her boyfriend who lives here (Unless you count being in an obscure metal band a job)

My mum just found a bunch of Floppy disks. 6 with XP, 2 or 3 empty and one with MS DOS on it apparently Solid 1.44mb per disk fellas, these are the future :v:

[QUOTE=kaze4159;44857051]Did I mention she has no job, and neither does her boyfriend who lives here (Unless you count being in an obscure metal band a job)[/QUOTE] This sounds like the typical boyfriend in a sitcom.

Found my cat that has been missing for about a week today - He was dead. [url]http://i.imgur.com/ML6cwT8.jpg[/url] R. I. P. You glorious bed-invading bastard, you'll be missed o7

[QUOTE=Sitkero;44857026]Your sister does not sound responsible enough, for a dog[/QUOTE] I thought this was talking about furries for a second because my mind added a comma there

[QUOTE=Xieneus;44856058]new wolfenstein is really good a true oldschool fps highly recommend it[/QUOTE] [img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1400637281.jpg[/img] Rip my internet.

You can register for the Doom beta now too if you got your key. Excite mode activate. [QUOTE=Reagy;44859001][img]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1400637281.jpg[/img] Rip my internet.[/QUOTE] My friend estimated it would take me 64 hours to download at the 200 kb/s I was getting earlier. They will release a sequel before I get to even play the first one.

40 gb... It truly is the future. Remember when big titles were around 2-3 gb max?

its the largest game on my ps4 larger than killzone shadowfall and call of duty ghosts combined

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44859132]40 gb... It truly is the future. Remember when big titles were around 2-3 gb max?[/QUOTE] i remember when big titles were 800 mb.

I remember when I installed Max Payne 3 and it was 30 GB. That was a lot.

[QUOTE=Viva;44859220]i remember when big titles were 800 mb.[/QUOTE] I read that as [QUOTE=Viva;44859220]i remember when big titties were 800 mb.[/QUOTE]

64 FLAVORS OF TITTY COUSIN

100k Scoville unit hot sauce. Biggest mistake of my life.

It would be a really bad idea for me to try any of of those super high Scoville rating sauces and stuff. I'm a super-taster so my doctor said it could potentially cause me to go into shock. lol

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44859132]40 gb... It truly is the future. Remember when big titles were around 2-3 gb max?[/QUOTE] I would probably have gotten wolfenstein if it wasn't 40GB, too. That's like two full days of not having usable internet.

[QUOTE=Stoffy;44859622]100k Scoville unit hot sauce. Biggest mistake of my life.[/QUOTE] I don't understand people that like spicy things, especially retardedly spicy things. From what I've experienced the hotter something is the more bitter it gets, too. "MMM, TASTES LIKE SATAN PISSED IN MY MOUTH, DELICIOUS." ??? Does pain taste good to some people or something [sp]no I don't mean in a kinky masochistic way[/sp]

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;44860142]I would probably have gotten wolfenstein if it wasn't 40GB, too. That's like two full days of not having usable internet.[/QUOTE] I would have if I had a modern computer, but nope 32 bit still :v:

I find it funny how I am unable to beat Binding of Isaac at least once per day normally, and suddenly, beat it 3 times in row today.

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;44860160]I don't understand people that like spicy things, especially retardedly spicy things. From what I've experienced the hotter something is the more bitter it gets, too. "MMM, TASTES LIKE SATAN PISSED IN MY MOUTH, DELICIOUS." ??? Does pain taste good to some people or something [sp]no I don't mean in a kinky masochistic way[/sp][/QUOTE] I had a dab of hot sauce that was 7/8 million scovilles. Maybe the size of a grain of rice after it's been cooked (so not that small, but still small). Shit was intense, but now I'm immune to spicy.

Gee i could really use access to a small trial for Netflix for my school presentation. But noooooo, you need my credit card details, do you (I do not have a properly set paypal yet sadly). Looks like im going to have to present hulu. Fuck hulu.

[QUOTE=NoOnE#235;44858463]Found my cat that has been missing for about a week today - He was dead. [url]http://i.imgur.com/ML6cwT8.jpg[/url] R. I. P. You glorious bed-invading bastard, you'll be missed o7[/QUOTE] I don't even know you and your cat and I started to tear up when I saw the picture of your cat.

[QUOTE=Saza;44860865]I had a dab of hot sauce that was 7/8 million scovilles. Maybe the size of a grain of rice after it's been cooked (so not that small, but still small). Shit was intense, but now I'm immune to spicy.[/QUOTE] Why in the world would voluntarily eat fire

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;44861335]Hold on to that thought sir I might be able to spare you a netflix trial account.[/QUOTE] That would help me immensly.

Yeap, that was my biggest issue when trying to get access to it. It´s fine tho. Time to go all on Hulu :(

Use holaunblocker.