Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=F--- GOYS;44904375]Bwahahahah at the fucking faggots on this thread.[/QUOTE] $10 that's scooby

Just one more thing, I'm a homophobic and proud of it. ;) [IMG]http://informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/burning_rainbow_flag_rect.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=F--- GOYS;44904419]Just one more thing, I'm a homophobic and proud of it. ;) [/QUOTE] I wonder how bad a burning flag smells.

[QUOTE=Gray001;44903796]Just beat Wolfenstein. I fought nazis on the fucking moon. This might be the best game ever.[/QUOTE] So far, my only disappointment with it is sometimes the AI is a bit iffy. I had one keep walking into a fence next to me as i was stabbing him until he finally walked around it and attacked me. Also I wanted to get to use the [sp]chainsaw[/sp] though I haven't finished it yet but I heavily doubt you will get to now. Tagged incase but it doesn't really ruin anything knowing it's there.

I had a part where I was trying to stealth a mission and I tripped up so I was about to restart the checkpoint, but all of the nazis ran into one corner, commander included. Just threw a nade :v:

I might get fhex a dragon dildo later on. Yaaay.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;44905981]I might get fhex a dragon dildo later on. Yaaay.[/QUOTE] You are killing two flies with one hit, with that on your table no one will come to your room again.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;44906003]You are killing two flies with one hit, with that on your table no one will come to your room again.[/QUOTE] Well it's going to be in his room so really Ill only use it when I visit.

I got a dragon dildo once. There's no story, I just wanted to let you all know that I'm a massive faggot.

[IMG]http://puu.sh/90Tr7.jpg[/IMG] now we're talking

So...my parents are getting Divorce. Ain't that a nice way to start my day?

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44907574]So...my parents are getting Divorce. Ain't that a nice way to start my day?[/QUOTE] My parents got divorced when I was like 7. It sucks, but you eventually can get over it. If you whana talk message me on steam :3

Sundays suck because everything seems so boring and it's the last day you can spend the day fucking around with your friends.

I figured out why I probably will never be a parents. Kids don't just cry when they're hurt or need something, they cry when they don't get their way. Which is always illogical. I know they're children and they don't know any better but I just can't deal with it. I get too frustrated.

Saturday > Sunday

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44908059]I figured out why I probably will never be a parents. Kids don't just cry when they're hurt or need something, they cry when they don't get their way. Which is always illogical. I know they're children and they don't know any better but I just can't deal with it. I get too frustrated.[/QUOTE] I don't want kids because I can't tolerate em.

a little girl and her father were in my walmart staring at a wall of bread the little girl, 2.5 feet tall, walks up and grabs some bread just to look at it some, not being grabby or destroying it or anything like that the father says god DAMNIT i [I]told[/I] you to stop GRABBIN' SHIT

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;44907574]So...my parents are getting Divorce. Ain't that a nice way to start my day?[/QUOTE] So my mom came up and told me things are fine now, and that she's changed her mind. Because of the way I reacted to the news. I'm still mad, probably a bit madder considering that an hour later after saying so, they've changed their mind. But I suppose this is still a better outcome.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/uBIcCdM.jpg[/t] I had steak at our bbq today

talk about a change of pace, i went from saying goodbye to my parents at the trainstation to sitting in the park observing outsiders for two hours and observing how 2 gays kissed intensely for 30 min to smoking pot and drinking alcohol in a pre-memorial day bachelor rooftop party and flirting with people it was quite the impromptu experience also have a date with a very interesting asian girl, all in one night it kinda overrun me

Better news now, I got my one time steam refund for Wolfenstein New Order in steam money. [sp]Before anyone asks, I refunded because I was too excited to check the min requirements, and bought it anyway. it's a 64 bit game, I have a 32 bit system.[/sp]

then you BUY a 64 bit system gosh

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44908059]I figured out why I probably will never be a parents. Kids don't just cry when they're hurt or need something, they cry when they don't get their way. Which is always illogical. I know they're children and they don't know any better but I just can't deal with it. I get too frustrated.[/QUOTE] That's because they lack the vocabulary to express their frustration appropriately.

On holiday break now. It seems that all I'm gonna do is sleep and eat.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;44909259]That's because they lack the vocabulary to express their frustration appropriately.[/QUOTE] Some kids have the vocabulary, but don't give a shit. They grab the spoon or fork you were eating with. You go "Hey sweetie, I'm eating, I need that back." They reply with "MINE." So you have to take the fork back because A. it's pointy and dangerous and B. you need to it. Que a crying fit that will last a good thirty minutes. This is when I would take the child, lock them in a closet, and inevitably forget they're there. I am not mother material. :U

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44909438] This is when [B]I would take the child, lock them in a closet, and inevitably forget they're there.[/B] I am not mother material. :U[/QUOTE] You scare me D:

My friend got kicked out of the apartment he was staying in after being accused of having a boyfriend (he doesn't), being a prostitute (he isn't) and being gay (he's guilty of this one). By his parents! Though he's like 24 now so I don't know why he didn't deal with this stuff years ago and got it out of the way. The worst part is he's almost 1000km away so I can't hug him. I wish he was still up here where I am.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44909508]My friend got kicked out of the apartment he was staying in after being accused of having a boyfriend (he doesn't), being a prostitute (he isn't) and being gay (he's guilty of this one). By his parents! Though he's like 24 now so I don't know why he didn't deal with this stuff years ago and got it out of the way. The worst part is he's almost 1000km away so I can't hug him. I wish he was still up here where I am.[/QUOTE] What the flying fuck kinda shitty parents has he got

[QUOTE=Vilusia;44909502]You scare me D:[/QUOTE] I scare me, too.

[QUOTE=gerbe1;44909508]My friend got kicked out of the apartment he was staying in after being accused of having a boyfriend (he doesn't), being a prostitute (he isn't) and being gay (he's guilty of this one). By his parents! Though he's like 24 now so I don't know why he didn't deal with this stuff years ago and got it out of the way. The worst part is he's almost 1000km away so I can't hug him. I wish he was still up here where I am.[/QUOTE] Tell him to contact the media, they will jump all over that shit in a heartbeat