Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

i dont think ive posted here in like a good 2 years-- i still see people i recognise whats up

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44943859]Even my parents hated it. And they love everything anti-gay.[/QUOTE] I'm selling pro-family values ballsack punches. Each ballsack punch helps fight off the gay agenda. $5

So I checked my internet connection via some speed test on the internet. The result: 318 kb/s average. What year it is, 2009 when I had like the most shittiest connection on this planet? No fucking wonder that I can't play anything multiplayer based and my Steam crashes now almost when in any game I own. GG Erkor, gg.

Honestly, that's as fast as I'm getting too, but I don't have any real issues with multiplayer games and I'm on a wireless network

That's the worst of it. It isn't stable ~300kb/s. It's jumping up and down like funking bouncy ball. If it were stable, I wouldn't even notice it except when downloading something. But I can't unnotice that I got kicked from the server due to my ping being too high (873). Not even mentioning that sometimes the internet goes completely off for no reason. "funking".... Christ, I am that mad I can't even type properly.

So I was looking through my Skype today. [t]http://puu.sh/96QCN.jpg[/t]

It's almost like ISPs are run by greedy, almost cartoonishly evil sociopaths.

I wouldn't be shocked if they [I]were[/I] sociopaths. I think there was actually a study that got released relatively recently that actually said a very large portion of them actually are, go figure :v:

[QUOTE=Krydar;44944686]Playing WATCH_DOGS. Protip: Do not believe Minimum Requirements bullshit. I have 4 gigs of RAM, an Intel Core i3-2100k (3.10 GHz; 2 cores, 4 threads) and a GTX 650 (2 GB). Game runs at constant 60 on Medium Settings. 6 GBs of RAM my ass.[/QUOTE] Mine manages to use about 2-3 gigs, which shouldn't be too bad, as long as you don't have many background processes (I've got 8 GB, so I'm good though). Though, I can only really get my 2500k and 7870 to pull 40-ish frames per second on medium. Might be because I'm running it at an absurdly high res (2560x1440) though. IMO the game looks perfectly fine, but that might be because I had realistic expectations and generally find most marketing of anything to have some degree of dishonesty. I'm having a blast with it though (even with multiplayer is a vague stage of "working") and I'll definitely get my $60 out of it.

Everything is going wrong. What the fuck is happening.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/QkC3Mtc.png[/img] WIP of an ancient Crab God reincarnated as a Kaiju

He doesn't look too happy about that state of affairs

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44945401]Everything is going wrong. What the fuck is happening.[/QUOTE] Life is happening.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44945814][img]http://i.imgur.com/QkC3Mtc.png[/img] WIP of an ancient Crab God reincarnated as a Kaiju[/QUOTE] attack its weakpoint for massive damage

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;44944710]Driving through the mountains tomorrow to go camping on some islands. I have 2 liters of Scotch and 30 granola bars, so ready.[/QUOTE] Take me with yououuuuuuuuuuuu !

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;44945265]So I was looking through my Skype today. [t]http://puu.sh/96QCN.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] i'm not nearly the first person to explain it when will you realize that inside jokes are not funny to the outside? we don't know what circumstance or context makes this joke we never do you'll never stop [i](please stop)[/i]

[quote][img]http://i.imgur.com/VE1p8Ex.png[/img][/quote] [quote][B]Kepiting Raja[/B] Worshipped by an ancient Indonesian cult, [B]Kepiting Raja[/B] (Crab King), is a God bent on destruction, wrath and world domination. He is considered to be King of the Oceans... ...until face to face with the King of the Monsters[/quote] [editline]29th May 2014[/editline] Super duper rough draft so it's shite I know

My dad is getting me a new computer for my birthday... ;_________;

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44947236]My dad is getting me a new computer for my birthday... ;_________;[/QUOTE] you make it sound like its a bad thing

[QUOTE=Rexxasaurus;44947265]you make it sound like its a bad thing[/QUOTE] It's just been years since I got the chance to get a new computer. Not since early high school.

Another food post. Tell me if these are annoying. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_22hAJLapg[/media] This time it's [url=http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchens/toasted-ravioli-recipe.html]toasted ravioli[/url] with [url=http://www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/homemade-spinach-mushroom-ravioli/]spinach and mushroom filling.[/url] Pre-toast [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/WTssmYD.jpg[/thumb] Post-toast [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/iaw1NM2.jpg[/thumb] These took waaaaaaaay too long, partially because I had to go to the store 3 times for stuff. I don't know if spinach and mushroom is the best filling for toasting, but they taste great regardless.

[QUOTE=bitches;44946912]i'm not nearly the first person to explain it when will you realize that inside jokes are not funny to the outside? we don't know what circumstance or context makes this joke we never do you'll never stop [i](please stop)[/i][/QUOTE] It wasn't even a inside joke. I have no idea who this person is. But they for some reason have this elaborate status.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;44947167][editline]29th May 2014[/editline] Super duper rough draft so it's shite I know[/QUOTE] >shite >drawing better than I ever have in my entire life It looks goddamn awesome and its not even remotely shit

This computer is fucking awesome. Although Windows 8 is confusing.

[QUOTE=Shark Bones;44947992]This computer is fucking awesome. Although Windows 8 is confusing.[/QUOTE] windows e for explorer windows i for the side menu windows program name to launch a program turn off the corner menus under taskbar properties because those are annoying also click "show my desktop background on start" and "when I sign in go to the desktop instead of start" to instantly boot onto the desktop control shift escape to launch the amazing new task manager you can now an expert at windows 8

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;44948055]also click "show my desktop background on start" and "when I sign in go to the desktop instead of start" to instantly boot onto the desktop[/QUOTE] Where be this setting?

I got really excited for a second there. I remembered I had an account that I had bitcoins on before they sky rocketed (I sold them before hand). I logged on, all excited to see how many delicious bitcoins I had stored away... [IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/W9hJUJi.png[/IMG_thumb] A whopping eight and a half cents worth of money, 8.4 of those cents are held in US currency, so I have a total of 0.1 cents worth of cryptocurrency! At least for a second I thought I was gonna be rich and reddit-famous :v:

My god, things actually RESPOND when I click them.

I love Friday. Only 5 classes per day. And we start at 9am instead of 8am. Also, Katy Perry <3

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;44948476]I love Friday. Only 5 classes per day. And we start at 9am instead of 8am.[/QUOTE] I miss school. I remember thinking how it would be hell if I got sent back in time and had to do high school again. But now I would take the opportunity. I didn't do badly, I just really didn't capitalise on my successes.