Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45054667]Australia has made our move on Facepunch. We started with getting fruxodaily to spam Australian propaganda in sensationalist headlines and now we've made a grab for control of the website.[/QUOTE] Rusty100 is Australian.

[QUOTE=Toy_Soldier;45051400]Aaand I'm deploying tomorrow. See all you beautiful people in 9 months <3[/QUOTE] Good luck and stay safe! Also, best day of my life right now. I got a new job, got a Wii U for some Mario Kart and Zelda action and now I just saw that GTA V is slated for PC release. I am in heaven.

I got my first real job interview tomorrow morning, I'm a little bit nervous but I feel like I can do it. Do you guys have any tips?

Setting up the WiiU is irritating. It all works, but it's raining and so my internet connection is rather shitty at the moment. It's already dropped out when i was making an account and when I was about 10 minutes into an update which I had to restart.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45055810]Setting up the WiiU is irritating. It all works, but it's raining and so my internet connection is rather shitty at the moment. It's already dropped out when i was making an account and when I was about 10 minutes into an update which I had to restart.[/QUOTE] Yeah it took me forever to update my Wii U, but I have a pretty good connection. Nintendo's servers here are just slow on a good day.

I was going to ask a girl to prom until I found out prom costs like $95. I don't have that type of money.

[QUOTE=Fhenexx;45055733]I got my first real job interview tomorrow morning, I'm a little bit nervous but I feel like I can do it. Do you guys have any tips?[/QUOTE] Be yourself rather than saying what you think the interviewer wants to hear. I'm sure you'll do great :downs:

Nothing like your boyfriend's best friend (who you also happen to be friends with) making clearly sexual advances on said boyfriend. Especially when you and your boyfriend are going through a rough period during the relationship. Jealousy is not an emotion I often feel. Honestly if this mutual friend was the kind of guy who is generally promiscuous, more open or etc in his sex life I wouldn't mind nearly as much since the intent is different due to it being a different type of sexual interest. Its the fact that I know hes the type of person who is very sexually active but 100% closed in his relationship/sexual interests is what bothers me. He literally said the idea of people jerking off to him or seeing him naked really weirds him out, so he's always been totally closed of a person. Which means, he's doing it because he wants my BF for himself basically and wants exclusive sexual/relationship involvement with him. Just makes me feel really sick that this friend is doing it, and trying to clearly do it behind my back. He's such an awesome guy and came off as so geniune of a person. And yet he's clearly making advances on my boyfriend with ill intent. Its such a slimey, douchebag thing to do. As if I can't hear him voice chat in a dota game (with my boyfriend playing too) with other friends after they joke about him sucking dick then he has to make the comment about how he doesn't actually suck dick, only selective ones, whilst then name dropping my boyfriend. I honestly can't believe this is going on right now. To think I'm going to be around this guy again in less than a month at a con. Someone who was a great friend and a great person to be around, I'll now have to have an eye on him at all times to make sure he doesn't straight up fuck my BF while I'm out of the room.

My tech job is going pretty well. Just signed the paperwork to authorize my paycheck to my bank so I'm wondering what money I ended up making this week considering I opted for take in lunches. On a different note, it's 1:30AM and I have no Dr. Pepper at the house or milk that's not past expiration. It's not going to be a fun night but I'll see into doing the concoction of sugar and Diet Pepsi if we have any.

[QUOTE=KorJax;45056040]Nothing like your boyfriend's best friend (who you also happen to be friends with) making clearly sexual advances on said boyfriend. Especially when you and your boyfriend are going through a rough period during the relationship. Jealousy is not an emotion I often feel. Honestly if this mutual friend was the kind of guy who is generally promiscuous, more open or etc in his sex life I wouldn't mind nearly as much since the intent is different due to it being a different type of sexual interest. Its the fact that I know hes the type of person who is very sexually active but 100% closed in his relationship/sexual interests is what bothers me. He literally said the idea of people jerking off to him or seeing him naked really weirds him out, so he's always been totally closed of a person. Which means, he's doing it because he wants my BF for himself basically and wants exclusive sexual/relationship involvement with him. Just makes me feel really sick that this friend is doing it, and trying to clearly do it behind my back. He's such an awesome guy and came off as so geniune of a person. And yet he's clearly making advances on my boyfriend with ill intent. Its such a slimey, douchebag thing to do. As if I can't hear him voice chat in a dota game (with my boyfriend playing too) with other friends after they joke about him sucking dick then he has to make the comment about how he doesn't actually suck dick, only selective ones, whilst then name dropping my boyfriend. I honestly can't believe this is going on right now. To think I'm going to be around this guy again in less than a month at a con. Someone who was a great friend and a great person to be around, I'll now have to have an eye on him at all times to make sure he doesn't straight up fuck my BF while I'm out of the room.[/QUOTE] Sounds like someone needs confronting, both of them actually.

[QUOTE=Reagy;45056178]Sounds like someone needs confronting, both of them actually.[/QUOTE] Seconded.

[QUOTE=Rubs10;45055367]Rusty100 is Australian.[/QUOTE] He was the first man they sent over. I wasn't around for it then, but I hear he succumbed quickly to their anti-espionage systems. Hopefully this time it will be different!!1! [QUOTE=Draze;45056032]Be yourself rather than saying what you think the interviewer wants to hear. I'm sure you'll do great :downs:[/QUOTE] I was practising interview questions with a friend over skype and (aside from the fact that the questions themselves were pretty cringe worthy) my honest responses to him sounded like the lamest thing ever. So it turns out my genuine self gives really cheesy interview answers :s

[QUOTE=gerbe1;45056670] I was practising interview questions with a friend over skype and (aside from the fact that the questions themselves were pretty cringe worthy) my honest responses to him sounded like the lamest thing ever. So it turns out my genuine self gives really cheesy interview answers :s[/QUOTE] Even the "lamest" of responses can sound like the best thing ever with the right delivery.

[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;45054991][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dYDtlbr.png[/IMG] um good idea?[/QUOTE] Don't buy the cumlube, it's awful. It is such a pain to use, clean up, and gets sticky really fast, faster than most water based.

So many mass shooting reports. This is getting unnormal.

[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;45060986]So many mass shooting reports. This is getting unnormal.[/QUOTE] I think we have reached sad part of human age where mass shootings are not that unnormal anymore.

Depends on the country. There's a lot of mass shootings in the middle east too.

does anyone here wanna play battleblocker theater with me later?

[QUOTE=KorJax;45056040]Nothing like your boyfriend's best friend (who you also happen to be friends with) making clearly sexual advances on said boyfriend. Especially when you and your boyfriend are going through a rough period during the relationship. Jealousy is not an emotion I often feel. Honestly if this mutual friend was the kind of guy who is generally promiscuous, more open or etc in his sex life I wouldn't mind nearly as much since the intent is different due to it being a different type of sexual interest. Its the fact that I know hes the type of person who is very sexually active but 100% closed in his relationship/sexual interests is what bothers me. He literally said the idea of people jerking off to him or seeing him naked really weirds him out, so he's always been totally closed of a person. Which means, he's doing it because he wants my BF for himself basically and wants exclusive sexual/relationship involvement with him. Just makes me feel really sick that this friend is doing it, and trying to clearly do it behind my back. He's such an awesome guy and came off as so geniune of a person. And yet he's clearly making advances on my boyfriend with ill intent. Its such a slimey, douchebag thing to do. As if I can't hear him voice chat in a dota game (with my boyfriend playing too) with other friends after they joke about him sucking dick then he has to make the comment about how he doesn't actually suck dick, only selective ones, whilst then name dropping my boyfriend. I honestly can't believe this is going on right now. To think I'm going to be around this guy again in less than a month at a con. Someone who was a great friend and a great person to be around, I'll now have to have an eye on him at all times to make sure he doesn't straight up fuck my BF while I'm out of the room.[/QUOTE] Is this the same guy you were talking about before? That guy from the east coast that made you feel uncomfortable about moving out there?

Is it just me, or is Left 4 Dead 2 way more fun with mods?

[QUOTE=Galen;45062207]Is it just me, or is Left 4 Dead 2 way more fun with mods?[/QUOTE] All games are more fun with mods...

there's just something fun about running around as THIS GUY : [t]http://darksouls.wdfiles.com/local--files/npcs/solaire-of-astora.jpg[/t] with the voice of THIS GUY [t]http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/087/c/e/invader_zim_by_contreras19-d5zm4cl.png[/t] Horribly mismatched, but fun.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45062222]All games are more fun with mods...[/QUOTE] Yeah, if you can download them... (looking at _YOU_, ACEMod for Arma)

One neat mod for L4D2 is 10v10.

You know when you're installing too much mods when Also reminds me of a guy I used to know who installed a bunch of sex mods and a few mods that put testicles on animals in Oblivion and screamed "REALISM" if you questioned him.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45062326]You know when you're installing too much mods when Also reminds me of a guy I used to know who installed a bunch of sex mods and a few mods that put testicles on animals in Oblivion and screamed "REALISM" if you questioned him.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of this piece of gold [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9FGDzz9ZoQ[/media]

[QUOTE=FacepunchZen;45061627]Is this the same guy you were talking about before? That guy from the east coast that made you feel uncomfortable about moving out there?[/QUOTE] Yes Surprise after talking with my BF about it apparently this friend did stuff like peck my BF on the lips while they were out walking the dog together the first night we were over there I'm not sure what to think My BF tell me in tears that he says he doesn't want it and wants him to respect our relationship while we figure things out yet this is his best friend so it doesn't want him out of his life and part of the reason why he's having so many problems right now is that these acts cause an internal spark to happen when they happen. I can understand that, its no different than the married man who walks by a supermodel on the street and getting a spark from that, but what is important is how much you value your relationship and care for the other person to make it so those sparks aren't anything more than just distractions... It just hurts knowing this is going on and I feel so bad for my BF who is stuck in such a shitty situation where he's trying to make things better for us but isn't sure about his feelings, and yet our other friend is basically taking advantage of it to push his agenda to get with my BF after his recent breakup.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45062350]Reminds me of this piece of gold [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9FGDzz9ZoQ[/media][/QUOTE] This was exactly what I was referring to. My YouTube comments still might be there.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45062319]One neat mod for L4D2 is 10v10.[/QUOTE] Reloading reloa-reloading Get your ass over here and Reloading Re-Boomer Boom-boomer! me! Reloading Hey that's not cool, seriously.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;45062326]You know when you're installing too much mods when[/QUOTE] ... when you've spend an entire day looking at and installing mods for Skyrim, but then deciding not to play because you've lost interest.