Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=isnipeu;43078111]So after being in denial for awhile I think I'm ready to accept the fact that I'm bi. [sp]can't really call myself straight after masturbaiting to gay porn :v:[/sp][/QUOTE] Congratulations on your purchase of bisexuality! We hope your new bisexuality will give you many years of excellent service. To ensure optimal performance and to keep your warranty in good standing, please schedule maintenance for your bisexuality a minimum of once every 12 months, or as needed. If you have any problems with your bisexuality, please do not hesitate to call us on our toll-free, 24/7 customer help line.

[QUOTE=isnipeu;43078111]So after being in denial for awhile I think I'm ready to accept the fact that I'm bi. [sp]can't really call myself straight after masturbaiting to gay porn :v:[/sp][/QUOTE] Thank you for shopping at Gaymart.

Congrats! I think?

[video=youtube;FcdOLKx2XG8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcdOLKx2XG8[/video] Pretty song for pretty people :D (you)

[QUOTE=Noi;43079456]it's been a loooooooooooooooooong time[/QUOTE] pls go noi pls

[QUOTE=Chickens!;43079617]Pretty song for pretty people :D (you)[/QUOTE] I find it weird that I have had Here's To Taking It Easy by Phosphorescent on my computer for something like 3 years and have never listened to it. It's made the continuous journey from hard drive to hard drive but I've always scrolled past it on Winamp. My connection is rubbish so I won't watch that video, but I'll listen to that album now.

After all these years of bragging about never having done it/experienced it, It's all over. I've finally done it. I stepped on a stray Lego piece.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43080105]After all these years of bragging about never having done it/experienced it, It's all over. I've finally done it. I stepped on a stray Lego piece.[/QUOTE] Wait you intentionally stepped on a Lego piece?! Why would you put yourself through such a traumatic experience?!

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43080105]After all these years of bragging about never having done it/experienced it, It's all over. I've finally done it. I stepped on a stray Lego piece.[/QUOTE] Ah yes, I knew from the way you wrote your post that it was Lego you were talking about. Could it have been anything else? Is there really any experience more coveted than standing on Lego?

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43080105]After all these years of bragging about never having done it/experienced it, It's all over. I've finally done it. I stepped on a stray Lego piece.[/QUOTE] It doesn't even fucking hurt, I don't get the meme at all Does nobody ever actually use their feet for walking or something

Stepping on Lego pieces was a meme? I thought that it was just something that happened to a lot of people. And it did hurt. Even with socks on :c

[QUOTE=Mysterious;43080200]Stepping on Lego pieces was a meme?[/QUOTE] The whole stepping on lego = most painful experience in the world thing is a meme

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43080172]It doesn't even fucking hurt, I don't get the meme at all Does nobody ever actually use their feet for walking or something[/QUOTE] You must have feet made of steel then. I mean shit I am a freerunner and I've climbed mountains and walk barely constantly but BECAUSE JEEZUS WHEN I STEP ON A LEGO PIECE OF LAWDY HAVE MERCY ON MY FOOT I HAVE the PAIN OF A THOUSAND SUNS. Uh no? It's not a meme at all what the hell are you talking about. It's a legit thing... they're honestly really painful if you step on them. They're just below stepping on nails and tacks in pointy-painness.

I'm a wuss and even I don't think it's [I]that [/I]bad. Stubbing your toe is worse, and I do that kind of often actually. Or at least a few times recently. Have a pretty low tolerance for heat though.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43080222]The whole stepping on lego = most painful experience in the world thing is a meme[/QUOTE] Never said it was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. That would probably have to be when a heavy ass bedpost fell on the top of my head.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43080226]Uh no? It's not a meme at all what the hell are you talking about. It's a legit thing... they're honestly really painful if you step on them. They're just below stepping on nails and tacks in pointy-painness.[/QUOTE] "meme" being I guess "something internet nerds make Reddit threads and macro images about" in the same vein as "REMEMBER THE 90S" posts.

The only thing close to a meme about legos is people saying "I hope you step on a lego" Which isn't really a meme.

A meme to me would be something like "doge" or "arrow to the knee". Just something that's meant to be funny and has been driven into the ground by absolutely everyone regardless of whether it is actually funny or not.

[QUOTE=Teto;43080260]"meme" being I guess "something internet nerds make Reddit threads and macro images about" in the same vein as "REMEMBER THE 90S" posts.[/QUOTE] I enjoy remembering the 90s but that's it. People act like it was a better time. We had no internet and much less TV shows. I'd have no Breaking Bad, no Bravest Warriors or Bee & Puppycat (a world without Catbug and Puppycat how can you say that's good) no Garry's mod.. No bands that have surfaced recently. I enjoy where we are now compared to 90s :p

Most of the 90s were nothing special. The late 90s-early to mid 2000s were the best times for me.

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43080301]I enjoy remembering the 90s but that's it. People act like it was a better time. We had no internet and much less TV shows. I'd have no Breaking Bad, no Bravest Warriors or Bee & Puppycat (a world without Catbug and Puppycat how can you say that's good) no Garry's mod.. No bands that have surfaced recently. I enjoy where we are now compared to 90s :p[/QUOTE] I remember the early 2000's better anyway. I can't really remember much from my childhood at all. I feel like maybe I just wasn't paying close enough attention at the time. I look forward to more Bee & Puppycat.

[QUOTE=Teto;43080337]my childhood[/QUOTE] My childhood was filled with abuse and hate and loneliness. I'm happy to be older now. Anywho, yes more Bee & Puppycat aauwhaguhawugahwughawgu Also we need a crossover episode where Puppycat meets Catbug. I'd asplode from the adorableness.

Every time I think of that time period, this song is the first thing that comes to mind [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kY9zvLvzhc[/media]

I sat on the bench at the railway station delayed by poor weather for a few hours. I did maths until my hands turned red, stiff and frozen, and when I went to drink from my bottle of water, it had frozen. It's just not my day.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;43078751]Congratulations on your purchase of bisexuality! We hope your new bisexuality will give you many years of excellent service. To ensure optimal performance and to keep your warranty in good standing, please schedule maintenance for your bisexuality a minimum of once every 12 months, or as needed. If you have any problems with your bisexuality, please do not hesitate to call us on our toll-free, 24/7 customer help line.[/QUOTE] my bisexuality is defective can i get a refund

[QUOTE=Catscratch;43080226]They're just below stepping on nails and tacks in pointy-painness.[/QUOTE] You have extraordinarily sensitive feet then

Macbooks are just fashion accessories now, people get them because everyone else has them. You won't see an art student in Starbucks without one. Seriously, if you need to write stuff there's laptops with better keyboards, if you need to edit media there's laptops with higher quality screens. You only get macbook laptops to say "I'm rich enough to afford a macbook".

I know you didn't say you only wanted a macbook. I just took it as an opportunity to rant since it was vaguely relevant.

macbooks have stellar build quality

[QUOTE=Noi;43081546][img]http://cdn.osxdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/broken-macbook-pro.jpg[/img] oh[/QUOTE] not a lot of things can survive being dropped, especially at 195mph :T besides the article relating to it says that it still boots