Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny?

[Disgruntled]

I use OkCupid. It's alright for making friends, at least.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Disgruntled;45150957]I use OkCupid. It's alright for making friends, at least.[/QUOTE]

I only use the internet for making enemies.

[Batmoutarde]

I don't use dating sites my Fedora does all the work

[gerbe1]

Grindr is basically for sex and even if you try and just make friends chances are the other person probably just wants sex. Having said that I met a couple of cool people there that I have hung out with just as friends and one who is a really good friend now.

There are kinda segregated groups. People just for sex who know/think they're hot, people just for sex who know/think they're not, people who will only talk and think they're hot and use that to try and get pictures to jerk off to from people, and then just normal people with respectable standards that are hard to find.

My experience whilst I had it was probably grand total 0 net benefit. Had some terrible experiences but also some awesome ones. Would not recommend unless you are mentally and emotionally stable and know what you're doing. If you do though, you'll probably have an ok time, just some of the people are... depressing to interact with.

[Shark Bones]

I use Facepunch

Hello ladies and gents~

[Shark Bones]

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;45151933]Facepunch isn't a dating service.
Gaypunch. Dunno about that.[/QUOTE]

It isn't?

Fuck I've been using this website wrong the whole time

[jp_rsardeto]

I'm terrible with guys, I'm terrible with people

Holy shit I'm feeling so awful

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=Slade Xanthas;45141833][url]http://www.otterbox.com/Commuter-Series-for-Motorola-Moto-G/mot4-motog,default,pd.html[/url]

worth it[/QUOTE]

Oh god i honestly can't stand otterboxes, they're great cases but they're just too bulky.

Anyways, i've more or less been living at the movies the past few days between working and just watching movies with a friend.

As a little gift in return for all the free tickets i got for him my friend gave me a few things including a can of this lovely espresso, and it's absolutely fantastic. Cheaper than the coffee i usually buy too.

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=bitches;45113614]I'm in a long distance relationship right now, sort of.

I'm in the USA and she's in Canada. I've finally received my passport, so I'm visiting as early as the first week of July. Only once we see how that visit goes will we know if we actually work as a couple. If it goes great, I'll be looking to get a work visa and move up there.

Thoughts?[/QUOTE]

Lets trade citizenships pls.

[KorJax]

[QUOTE=Bonswazzle;45150282]Well I'm back, my boyfriend left me and I ended up losing my job at Lockheed Martin yesterday.

Oh well, I'll move on. I've got plenty of money from Bitcoins in savings.[/QUOTE]

Wow sorry to hear :( What happened?

[NoaJM]

Holy crap it is cold here. I need to snuggle up to something.

[Vilusia]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/6IRPA9o.png[/t]
The collection begins.

[Shier]

Holy jeebus, 1 day after closing marks and literally everyone in this school stopped giving a single fuck. Perfectly in sync. Half of my classmates brough their notebooks and are just playing all sorts of games over the lan. It's pretty awesome. Got to play Alien vs. Predator, CS:GO and Ultimate Tournament for few minutes. Pretty awesome games, yo. I even stopped minding some assholes simply because I don't need to care for them anymore.

[roamlet]

I really need some help on flirting. I'm not awkward with any gender, but when it comes to anything romantic or sexual, I get super flustered and embarrassed. Its hard even for text stuff.
I know a good of you regulars on the thread are experienced with this stuff. Any tips?

[Sitkero]

It's been like two weeks and I still can't stop listening to La Roux

Send help

[HeavyGuy]

Okay apparently I have a wisdom tooth coming through.
It was all good and dandy but now it's sore.
Like really sore.

Why was I not warned about this :v:

[Gray001]

[QUOTE=werrek;45154360]I'm not awkward with any gender, but when it comes to anything romantic or sexual, I get super flustered and embarrassed. Its hard even for text stuff.[/QUOTE]

omg is sho cyoot ;3;

Can we keep it Xieneus, can we, can we?

[Mother Fucker]

i wish i was sucking dick but gay is wrong

[Dilbert]

[QUOTE=Mother Fucker;45154566]i wish i was sucking dick but gay is wrong[/QUOTE]

this is a good post

[Komppu]

[QUOTE=Mother Fucker;45154566]i wish i was sucking dick but gay is wrong[/QUOTE]

Try sucking your own dick, that way you can suck a dick and not be gay.
Hooray!

[Mother Fucker]

i wish i could reach to be honest but thanks for the tip just kidding

[editline]19th June 2014[/editline]

that post sounded douchey, i'm really just gay and i apologize i don't know how to talk good

[editline]19th June 2014[/editline]

sorry for what i did i was eating pancake

[Shark Bones]

A woman faked suffocating while in the MRI machine and caused a code blue.

Turned out she just needed a hug.

[speedyigee]

Not only did I screw up my phone, but I screwed my sleep schedule as well, woo.

[gerbe1]

[QUOTE=werrek;45154360]I really need some help on flirting. I'm not awkward with any gender, but when it comes to anything romantic or sexual, I get super flustered and embarrassed. Its hard even for text stuff.
I know a good of you regulars on the thread are experienced with this stuff. Any tips?[/QUOTE]

I flirt by telling the truth. I don't have much of a problem with text flirting, that I can do a lot better than in real life. In real life I literally say stuff like "your shoulders are really broad" and that's as best as I can do :v:

The thing is, that if you're with someone who'd flirt with you, you probably don't really need to flirt well at all because they'll just think it's cute when you try. Simple statements with a single adjective and adverb work best for me! "Your eyes are really blue" "your hair is super cool" "your penis is quite large" etc.

On second thought, don't take advice from me I am terribad at flirting.

[Xieneus]

[QUOTE=Gray001;45154530]omg is sho cyoot ;3;

Can we keep it Xieneus, can we, can we?[/QUOTE]

ye

[Teto]

[QUOTE=Sitkero;45154409]It's been like two weeks and I still can't stop listening to La Roux

Send help[/QUOTE]

Man La Roux's first album was good, I remember really enjoying it. And her new stuff is quality too.

There is no help available for people suffering from good taste in music. I'm sorry.

[Zillamaster55]

Woke up today, makin' my coffee

Mum: "Hey, we're gonna organize your wisdom teeth removal, so I'll need the phone for a bit"
Me: *long pause* "Let's do it" *sip coffee*

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA[/media]

[sp]Actually no no no no let's _Never Do This Ever_ please oh god help[/sp]

[kaze4159]

It'll be fine, you'll just lie down, take some strange drugs and then wake up with a sore mouth and a small part of your body missing
It's just like taking a holiday in Bali

[Komppu]

They are going to take all your organs and sell them on black market.
Run while you still can!

[RockSushi]

I don´t have anything against adding me on steam, but adding a reason on why would you do so would be nice.