Gay Chat V11 - Were you expecting something funny? - General

[QUOTE=Gray001;45199882]So just phoned up the RAF careers line. So I should be able to qualify for a position as an IT engineer. I normally wouldn't work for the army or the RAF but there's practically nothing else for me to do..[/QUOTE] Out of all of them, the RAF is the best and safest. Just say good bye to most of your personal life though.

[QUOTE=Gray001;45199882]So just phoned up the RAF careers line. So I should be able to qualify for a position as an IT engineer. I normally wouldn't work for the army or the RAF but there's practically nothing else for me to do..[/QUOTE] a while back I was pretty much against joining any form of the armed services but now I'm talking with the navy recruiter to go in as either a nuclear engineer or gunner's mate (preferably the first)

I hear nuclear engineer is one of the worst positions in the navy, nothing but horror stories from Nuke School

[QUOTE=Reagy;45200061]Out of all of them, the RAF is the best and safest. Just say good bye to most of your personal life though.[/QUOTE] Wow your avatar is triggering me

I just spent the last 7 hours finishing MGR: Revengeance, so fucking worth it [editline]25th June 2014[/editline] Blade Wolf needed more screen time

I hate it when I end up making coffee too hot. Have to sit on my ass forever waiting for it to cool down.

I need to sleep, and stop stressing out over family issues. Good... night? Morning? I don't know I'm so groggy.

[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;45200503]Wow your avatar is triggering me[/QUOTE] Huh? :v:

[QUOTE=Reagy;45200611]Huh? :v:[/QUOTE] Because you think it's "oh so ka-yute" to trivialize fucking [I]rape.[/I] You disgust me.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45200556]I hate it when I end up making coffee too hot. Have to sit on my ass forever waiting for it to cool down.[/QUOTE] Leave some room for cold water so you can cool it down if you have to.

Are you for real right now? :v:

Once you see how it can destroy someone you love, you'll understand that it's not something you just slap onto your shitty little fetishist body pillows.

Some people get highly offended/triggered/annoyed/yourwordofchoice from word rape.

[IMG]http://horobox.co.uk/u/Reag_1403646818.jpg[/IMG] Oh my god you are. You're taking this way too seriously, it's a fucking drawing. :v: [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;45200639]Once you see how it can destroy someone you love, you'll understand that it's not something you just slap onto your shitty little fetishist body pillows.[/QUOTE] Holy fucking shit.

Why is it asking "rape me", I mean technically it isn't even a rape then.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45200644]Some people get highly offended/triggered/annoyed/yourwordofchoice from word rape.[/QUOTE] Yes, however this is a pretty huge overreaction.

I'm going to ignore the current topic and hop late into the dropped-phone discussion I dropped my W8 phone in the toilet

My iPhone 4S is still alive

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45200686]I dropped my W8 phone in the toilet[/QUOTE] Hope it wasn't a porta-loo, I've seen people do that before then try to get their phone back through the waves of shit and blue... stuff.

The best part is that I had just risen up from the toilet seat after I finished business. I instictively reached for the phone. My pal on Skype couldn't contain himself when Itold him what happened.

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45200686]I'm going to ignore the current topic and hop late into the dropped-phone discussion I dropped my W8 phone in the toilet[/QUOTE] Once I accidentally dropped toilet paper in the toilet. The paper never worked the same way again after that.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45200724]Once I accidentally dropped toilet paper in the toilet. The paper never worked the same way again after that.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry

[QUOTE=Limed00d;45200736]I'm sorry[/QUOTE] Don't be, we sent the paper off with the best possible funeral. We mourned for a few weeks but that tends to happen when such a loved member of the household dies in the prime of their life.

What about you guys would keep your phones in your pockets while doing your business on the toilet. I know taking dump might not be the most fun and amazing thing in the world, but I be you don't waste bunch of money down the shitter because of dropping a phone in one.

[QUOTE=Tomo Takino;45200724]Once I accidentally dropped toilet paper in the toilet. The paper never worked the same way again after that.[/QUOTE] That paper was so into its job, it leaped after your poop into the toilet to finish it off! Brave warrior o7

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45200763]What about you guys would keep your phones in your pockets while doing your business on the toilet. I know taking dump might not be the most fun and amazing thing in the world, but I be you don't waste bunch of money down the shitter because of dropping a phone in one.[/QUOTE] I used to sit in there for like an hour because it was the quietest place in the house. People typically left you alone so it was a good place to read if you wanted some peace and quiet. With the added advantage of having a toilet. It's like the most useful room in any house.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45200763]What about you guys would keep your phones in your pockets while doing your business on the toilet. I know taking dump might not be the most fun and amazing thing in the world, but I be you don't waste bunch of money down the shitter because of dropping a phone in one.[/QUOTE] I pretty much always keep my phone in a zipper pocket when in the public toilets, and never take it with me when at home. Near zero risk of it falling in the toilet that way or getting lost.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;45200763]What about you guys would keep your phones in your pockets while doing your business on the toilet. I know taking dump might not be the most fun and amazing thing in the world, but I be you don't waste bunch of money down the shitter because of dropping a phone in one.[/QUOTE] I can't take a dump without some form of entertainment, else it will all feel like a literal waste.

Don't wear any pants when you go take a dump, that way you can't have phone with you so you are risk free.

got a sudden urge to reveal my face [t]http://i.imgur.com/dePCq3Ih.jpg[/t] [editline]24th June 2014[/editline] the face of shitposts